George's Bushes REAL speech that he wanted to use.. - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 09-24-2001, 09:53 PM

> Good evening my fellow Americans.
> First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New
York
> and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest
> assured that anything and everything that can be done to assure the
safety
> of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world
and
> we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people
to
> set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or
nothing
> can destroy the fortitude of the American people.
> To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this:
> Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads
wrapped
> too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who
you
> are fucking with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at
each
> other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for
our
> aggression.
> Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people
that
> started fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards
over
> in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2
million
> of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big
ass
> barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big?
Because
> we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo
and
> now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing. Ask your buddy
> Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got
away
> the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're
> doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh
and
> shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from
> taking over his shitty little country. Trust us, Afghanistan will end
up
> a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's
not
> a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your
> camel riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that
> harbors him, his camps and any place that looks and even smells like
he
> was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have
pissed
> us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do.
Go
> ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke
your
> sorry asses. God bless America!

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Gary · 09-24-2001, 09:58 PM

LOL

This gets funnier every single time its posted on this board.

Juicy D. Links · 09-24-2001, 10:02 PM

Shit Gary ....I havent checked the board out latley how many times has it been listed?

Gary · 09-24-2001, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks:
Shit Gary ....I havent checked the board out latley how many times has it been listed?

Ahh, you start to loose count after awhile.

No big deal, its still a good read.

fantasyc · 09-24-2001, 10:29 PM

I hadn't seen that one yet. I need to get out more

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Amputate Your Head · 09-24-2001, 10:58 PM

They play it on the radio here at least 9 times a day.

Keev · 09-25-2001, 12:07 AM

Just likea good comedy like TommyBoy, BlackSheep, or Dumb & Dumber no matter howmany times you see it it gets funnier and funnier!

Hypo · 09-25-2001, 02:17 AM

As I read in an article, it is one of the strange oddities of human nature to interpret absurdity as comedy.

09-24-2001, 09:53 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	George's Bushes REAL speech that he wanted to use.. > Good evening my fellow Americans. > First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York > and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest > assured that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety > of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and > we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to > set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or nothing > can destroy the fortitude of the American people. > To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this: > Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped > too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you > are fucking with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each > other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our > aggression. > Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that > started fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards over > in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million > of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big ass > barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big? Because > we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and > now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing. Ask your buddy > Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got away > the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're > doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and > shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from > taking over his shitty little country. Trust us, Afghanistan will end up > a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not > a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your > camel riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that > harbors him, his camps and any place that looks and even smells like he > was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed > us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go > ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your > sorry asses. God bless America! ------------------ NEED COMPUTER BOOKS? I HAVE A WHOLE WAREHOUSE( SMALL SIZED ONE) FULL OF THEM ....SAMS SERIES, UNLEASHED,MCSE, Cisco, EVERTHING FOR WHOLESALE :-)

09-24-2001, 09:58 PM	#2
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	LOL This gets funnier every single time its posted on this board.

09-24-2001, 10:02 PM	#3
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Shit Gary ....I havent checked the board out latley how many times has it been listed?

09-24-2001, 10:29 PM	#5
fantasyc Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: bellevue,wa 98007 Posts: 672	I hadn't seen that one yet. I need to get out more ------------------ Tracy ;) Fantasy Content http://www.fantasycontent.com

09-24-2001, 10:58 PM	#6
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	They play it on the radio here at least 9 times a day.

09-25-2001, 12:07 AM	#7
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	Just likea good comedy like TommyBoy, BlackSheep, or Dumb & Dumber no matter howmany times you see it it gets funnier and funnier!

09-25-2001, 02:17 AM	#8
Hypo So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,104	As I read in an article, it is one of the strange oddities of human nature to interpret absurdity as comedy.