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George's Bushes REAL speech that he wanted to use..
> Good evening my fellow Americans.
> First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York > and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest > assured that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety > of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and > we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to > set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or nothing > can destroy the fortitude of the American people. > To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this: > Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped > too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you > are fucking with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each > other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our > aggression. > Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that > started fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards over > in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million > of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big ass > barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big? Because > we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and > now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing. Ask your buddy > Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got away > the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're > doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and > shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from > taking over his shitty little country. Trust us, Afghanistan will end up > a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not > a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your > camel riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that > harbors him, his camps and any place that looks and even smells like he > was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed > us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go > ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your > sorry asses. God bless America! ------------------ NEED COMPUTER BOOKS? I HAVE A WHOLE WAREHOUSE( SMALL SIZED ONE) FULL OF THEM ....SAMS SERIES, UNLEASHED,MCSE, Cisco, EVERTHING FOR WHOLESALE :-) |
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This gets funnier every single time its posted on this board. |
Shit Gary ....I havent checked the board out latley how many times has it been listed?
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No big deal, its still a good read. |
http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif I hadn't seen that one yet. I need to get out more http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
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They play it on the radio here at least 9 times a day.
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Just likea good comedy like TommyBoy, BlackSheep, or Dumb & Dumber no matter howmany times you see it it gets funnier and funnier!
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As I read in an article, it is one of the strange oddities of human nature to interpret absurdity as comedy.
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