GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   George's Bushes REAL speech that he wanted to use.. (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=39385)

Juicy D. Links 09-24-2001 09:53 PM

George's Bushes REAL speech that he wanted to use..
 
> Good evening my fellow Americans.
> First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New
York
> and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest
> assured that anything and everything that can be done to assure the
safety
> of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world
and
> we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people
to
> set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or
nothing
> can destroy the fortitude of the American people.
> To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this:
> Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads
wrapped
> too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who
you
> are fucking with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at
each
> other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for
our
> aggression.
> Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people
that
> started fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards
over
> in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2
million
> of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big
ass
> barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big?
Because
> we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo
and
> now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing. Ask your buddy
> Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got
away
> the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're
> doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh
and
> shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from
> taking over his shitty little country. Trust us, Afghanistan will end
up
> a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's
not
> a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your
> camel riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that
> harbors him, his camps and any place that looks and even smells like
he
> was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have
pissed
> us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do.
Go
> ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke
your
> sorry asses. God bless America!

------------------
NEED COMPUTER BOOKS? I HAVE A WHOLE WAREHOUSE( SMALL SIZED ONE) FULL OF THEM ....SAMS SERIES, UNLEASHED,MCSE, Cisco, EVERTHING FOR WHOLESALE :-)

Gary 09-24-2001 09:58 PM

LOL

This gets funnier every single time its posted on this board.

Juicy D. Links 09-24-2001 10:02 PM

Shit Gary ....I havent checked the board out latley how many times has it been listed?

Gary 09-24-2001 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks:
Shit Gary ....I havent checked the board out latley how many times has it been listed?
Ahh, you start to loose count after awhile. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

No big deal, its still a good read.

fantasyc 09-24-2001 10:29 PM

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif I hadn't seen that one yet. I need to get out more http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

------------------
Tracy ;)
Fantasy Content
http://www.fantasycontent.com

Amputate Your Head 09-24-2001 10:58 PM

They play it on the radio here at least 9 times a day.

Keev 09-25-2001 12:07 AM

Just likea good comedy like TommyBoy, BlackSheep, or Dumb & Dumber no matter howmany times you see it it gets funnier and funnier!


Hypo 09-25-2001 02:17 AM

As I read in an article, it is one of the strange oddities of human nature to interpret absurdity as comedy.


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 02:35 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123