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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    George's Bushes REAL speech that he wanted to use..

    > Good evening my fellow Americans.
    > First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New
    York
    > and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest
    > assured that anything and everything that can be done to assure the
    safety
    > of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world
    and
    > we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people
    to
    > set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or
    nothing
    > can destroy the fortitude of the American people.
    > To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this:
    > Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads
    wrapped
    > too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who
    you
    > are fucking with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at
    each
    > other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for
    our
    > aggression.
    > Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people
    that
    > started fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards
    over
    > in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2
    million
    > of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big
    ass
    > barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big?
    Because
    > we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo
    and
    > now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing. Ask your buddy
    > Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got
    away
    > the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're
    > doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh
    and
    > shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from
    > taking over his shitty little country. Trust us, Afghanistan will end
    up
    > a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's
    not
    > a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your
    > camel riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that
    > harbors him, his camps and any place that looks and even smells like
    he
    > was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have
    pissed
    > us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do.
    Go
    > ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke
    your
    > sorry asses. God bless America!

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  • Gary
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 6110

    #2
    LOL

    This gets funnier every single time its posted on this board.

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    • juicylinks
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      Shit Gary ....I havent checked the board out latley how many times has it been listed?

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      • Gary
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2001
        • 6110

        #4
        Originally posted by juicylinks:
        Shit Gary ....I havent checked the board out latley how many times has it been listed?
        Ahh, you start to loose count after awhile.

        No big deal, its still a good read.

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        • fantasyc
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2001
          • 672

          #5
          I hadn't seen that one yet. I need to get out more

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          • Amputate Your Head
            There can be only one
            • Aug 2001
            • 39075

            #6
            They play it on the radio here at least 9 times a day.
            SIG TOO BIG

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            • Keev
              Confirmed User
              • May 2001
              • 5335

              #7
              Just likea good comedy like TommyBoy, BlackSheep, or Dumb & Dumber no matter howmany times you see it it gets funnier and funnier!

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              • Hypo
                So Fucking Banned
                • Feb 2001
                • 1104

                #8
                As I read in an article, it is one of the strange oddities of human nature to interpret absurdity as comedy.

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