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I AM WEB 2.0
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If you had 24 hours to live what would you do?
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play blackjack for around an hour throw a huge party with family and friends eat a massive steak then spend the rest of the night fucking on some mad drugs. ![]() what would you do if you had 24 hours to live? |
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I need a beer
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Hookers and blow
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I would spend all my time with my wife and kids just playing around they are my life I might as well go out being happy with them...
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23 hours with my kid, and then the fastest car I can steal, a full tank of gas, a bottle of tequila.. and.. well, you'll see it on cnn.
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Spend the time with my hubby
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I AM WEB 2.0
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just to play that for a couple hours, its not about the $ its about the thrill of winning, and going in with a full bank and not having to care would b sweet. but i aint goin no where soon. ![]() |
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spend time with my family....
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce! ![]() |
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Location: Tampa bay area
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Eat some life savers
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
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If you had 24 hours to live you wouldnt be in the mood to do any of that shit. |
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Tell every single girl I meet that I have 24 hours to live and that I'm a virgin
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I need a beer
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If I was of sound mind and body?
Do my best to steal massive amounts of money. - Get to the top of some huge building and let all the money out a window... - Making sure to inform radio and TV stations as I'm about to do it. - I bet it would be easier to do such a thing if you don't take into account any consequences. Become the worlds most famous Robin Hood! Then maybe Jesus, Allah, Buddha and Vishnu will welcome me into the realm of the afterlife where we can all sit around playing Texas Hold'em with the ghost of George W Bush, all the while being surrounded by Allah's 72 virgins. |
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I would spend time with my kids and family, eat a nice meal with them, then spend my last hours in bed with my fiance', more than likely under the influence of some good drugs....considering I'm about to die.
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#21 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2004
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checking my stats
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Retired
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I'd kill the motherfucker that told me I only had 24 hours, for making me have the worst day of my life
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go bungee jumping, sky diving, rapeling, scuba diving, ride the highest & freakiest roller coster there is, eat every food there is, spend every money i have, say i love to all my love ones and yes, even my foes, go around the county in 18 hours, then have sex.
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I'd go rent/steal a ferrari, pay a couple grand for a good hooker, and drive around getting a blowjob all day
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#25 |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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amen, take some pills and go to sleep, and wake up in heaven or in a life simulation machine of 20XX year
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Join Date: May 2004
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take out as many of you fuckers as i could ;) haha j/k. probably spend time with the family.
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I think the "have sex" posts outnumbered the "spend time with family" posts.
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#28 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: San Diego, CA
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take as many people with me as possible
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Probably eat a steak and surf GFY like I'm doing right now.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I want you to ask yourself one question
If you had 24 hours to live... what would you do? That's some deep shit right there A lot of pressure how would you handle it? Ma$e... what would you do? Ma$e: Yo I'd turn out all the hoes that's heterosexual Smack conceited niggas right off the pedestal I'd even look for my dad that I never knew And show him how I look and my Beretta too I'd do good shit, like take kids from the ghetto Show them what they could have if they never settled Take every white kid from high-class levels Show them what Christmas' like, growin' up in the ghetto Teach niggas how to spend, stack the rest Give blunts to them niggas under massive stress Give every bum on the street cash to invest and Hope Harlem World blow'll be my last request Jadakiss: Yo, yo, if I had 24 hours to kick the bucket, fuck it I'd probably eat some fried chicken, and drink in Nantucket Then go get a job from Brandson And make sure I leave my mother the money to take care of grandson Load the 3 Power, hop in the Eddie Bauer And go give all 6 to that pappy dat sold me flour Get a fresh baldy, make a few calls Shop at the mall, shoot a little ball Have all of my bitches in one telly At the same time, spread it out on different floors And I'm gonna play Lotto, for what? Even though I ain't gonna be here tomorrow, so what, so what? Black Rob: You know when I was close to the ledge, I'd probably be in the wedge With this bad Spanish mommy playin between my legs Then I'm off to get choked and smoke one of them dreads And get that bitch a million dollars that gave us up to the feds Thought of momma, wrote her a note, we ain't close I hate her boyfriend, so I'll put one in his throat Fuck around and sniff a ounce of raw, bust a 4 Pause, pull out my dick and take a piss on the floor Jump in the whip, get them cats I wanted to get Since the tavern on the green robbery in '86 Went home took a shower in ice cold water And spend my last hours with my son and my daughter Chorus: Puff Daddy If you had 24 hours to live, just think Where would you go? what would you do? who would you screw? And who would you wanna notify? Or would your ass deny that yo ass about to die? If you had 24 hours to live, just think Where would you go? what would you do? who would you screw? And who would you wanna notify? Or would your ass deny that yo ass about to die? Sheek: What, hey yo, if I had 24, nigga gotta get the raw Run all in pappy's spot, put one in his head at the door For the times that I payed for 20 and he gave me 12 The other 8 had to be baking soda by itself So pappy, fuck you, you dead now, I'm off to the bank With those bricks in a book bag and a stolen Jag I just grabbed Run in there, grab the bank teller with the pretty face Fuck her in the safe and have her take me to my place We'll make a kid, but that's selfish and that'd be bad For my son to have the same shit his pops just had And when I'm down to 23, I'ma be strapped wit TNT Run up in City Hall and take the judges with me Styles: 24 hours to live, I'd probably die on the 5th Run in the station squeezing the imph I'll be waitin to get to hell and bust down Satan Styles on this shit, and I got spots vacant Back to the 24, I make it out tha precinct Shoot niggas that I hate in their face while they eatin' I'm on the job robbing every so called don Give the money to my moms and tell her that I'm gone I would school my little brother that niggas mean to harm You should learn to tell the future without reading palms When they come in wit the bullets you prepare with the bomb So fuck being violent, get stocks and bonds, what? DMX: 24 left until my death Sure, I'm gon waste a lot of lives, but I'll cherish every breath I know exactly where I'm going, but I'ma send you there first And with the shit that I be doing, I'ma send you there worse I've been living with a curse, and now it's all about to end But before I go, say hello to my little friend But I gots to make it right, reconcile with my mother Try to explain to my son, tell my girl I love her C4 up under the coat, snatch up my dog Turn like 3 villains on Wall Street into a fog Out with a bang, you will remember my name I wanted to live forever but this wasn't fame
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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drugs, hookers, fufill my list of "people to kill".
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WootWootCash.com
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Location: Australia
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yeh i would definitely be around friends and family..
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Kill a bunch of people on my shit list
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2 chicks at once.
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I'll gonna pray
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Location: LAX Immigration
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Tell my wife she's fat. She'll then make sure that it seems like a hell of a lot more than 24 hours.
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Ik ben een aap
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I'd spend all day in bed with my girlfriend.
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: maidstone england
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spend half the time with my baby boy and the oyher half having sex
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Old broad
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Away
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Call everyone I know to tell them I love them and goodbye.
Make sure all my financial and insurance records were in order and given to someone Visit as many people as I could Clean the house Throw away all porn and sex toys before my family found it! ![]() |
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I'd spend all the time with my wife...
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Germany
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Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Western NY
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cap a few scumbags that have devote their lives to making people miserable, bang the wife a few times and then settle in with the kids to watch a few moving together and enjoy the time i had left
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Location: Bitch City
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Pray, Pray and Pray that after i die, i'll go to heaven and not in hell!!!
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When it rains, it pours
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take some pictures and videos of close families for them to remember for the rest of their lives
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<Big B as WC Fields w/bible in hand>
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