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MetaMan 11-20-2004 09:19 PM

If you had 24 hours to live what would you do?
 
i would:

play blackjack for around an hour
throw a huge party with family and friends
eat a massive steak

then spend the rest of the night fucking on some mad drugs. :1orglaugh

what would you do if you had 24 hours to live?

Spunky 11-20-2004 09:21 PM

Hookers and blow :glugglug

xclusive 11-20-2004 09:21 PM

I would spend all my time with my wife and kids just playing around they are my life I might as well go out being happy with them...

Evil1 11-20-2004 09:26 PM

23 hours with my kid, and then the fastest car I can steal, a full tank of gas, a bottle of tequila.. and.. well, you'll see it on cnn.

SureFire 11-20-2004 09:29 PM

Spend the time with my hubby :)

SmokeyTheBear 11-20-2004 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
i would:

play blackjack for around an hour

?????

MetaMan 11-20-2004 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
?????
yep i love blackjack, gives me a thrill,
just to play that for a couple hours, its not about the $ its about the thrill of winning, and going in with a full bank and not having to care would b sweet.

but i aint goin no where soon. :Graucho

Nanda 11-20-2004 09:48 PM

spend time with my family....

Webmaster_Logic 11-20-2004 09:49 PM

Eat some life savers :glugglug

SuckOnThis 11-20-2004 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
i would:

play blackjack for around an hour
throw a huge party with family and friends
eat a massive steak

then spend the rest of the night fucking on some mad drugs. :1orglaugh

what would you do if you had 24 hours to live?


If you had 24 hours to live you wouldnt be in the mood to do any of that shit.

detoxed 11-20-2004 09:51 PM

Tell every single girl I meet that I have 24 hours to live and that I'm a virgin

Spunky 11-20-2004 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
Tell every single girl I meet that I have 24 hours to live and that I'm a virgin
That wouldn't be a lie anyways

Nicky 11-20-2004 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
i would:

play blackjack for around an hour
throw a huge party with family and friends
eat a massive steak

then spend the rest of the night fucking on some mad drugs. :1orglaugh

what would you do if you had 24 hours to live?

Play poker for a while, have a fucking great party with my friends than fuck atleast 5 girls!!!

MetaMan 11-20-2004 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
Tell every single girl I meet that I have 24 hours to live and that I'm a virgin
that wouldnt help u. :1orglaugh

detoxed 11-20-2004 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
That wouldn't be a lie anyways


be more original

detoxed 11-20-2004 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
that wouldnt help u. :1orglaugh
Yeah most girls say yes anyway, so it probably wouldnt help too much. Maybe 5-10% at most

MetaMan 11-20-2004 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
Yeah most girls say yes anyway, so it probably wouldnt help too much. Maybe 5-10% at most
just remember not to bother to use a condom! :1orglaugh

Juggernaut 11-20-2004 10:16 PM

If I was of sound mind and body?

Do my best to steal massive amounts of money.

- Get to the top of some huge building and let all the money out a window...
- Making sure to inform radio and TV stations as I'm about to do it.
- I bet it would be easier to do such a thing if you don't take into account any consequences.

Become the worlds most famous Robin Hood!


Then maybe Jesus, Allah, Buddha and Vishnu will welcome me into the realm of the afterlife where we can all sit around playing Texas Hold'em with the ghost of George W Bush, all the while being surrounded by Allah's 72 virgins.

azguy 11-20-2004 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
i would:

play blackjack for around an hour
throw a huge party with family and friends
eat a massive steak

then spend the rest of the night fucking on some mad drugs. :1orglaugh

what would you do if you had 24 hours to live?

Read a book. I always wanted to try that.

Candice 11-20-2004 10:54 PM

I would spend time with my kids and family, eat a nice meal with them, then spend my last hours in bed with my fiance', more than likely under the influence of some good drugs....considering I'm about to die. :thumbsup

Bob Saget 11-20-2004 11:05 PM

checking my stats

Mr Pheer 11-20-2004 11:19 PM

I'd kill the motherfucker that told me I only had 24 hours, for making me have the worst day of my life

clueless 11-20-2004 11:25 PM

go bungee jumping, sky diving, rapeling, scuba diving, ride the highest & freakiest roller coster there is, eat every food there is, spend every money i have, say i love to all my love ones and yes, even my foes, go around the county in 18 hours, then have sex. :Graucho

PenisFace 11-20-2004 11:25 PM

I'd go rent/steal a ferrari, pay a couple grand for a good hooker, and drive around getting a blowjob all day :thumbsup

getfreeze 11-20-2004 11:30 PM

amen, take some pills and go to sleep, and wake up in heaven or in a life simulation machine of 20XX year

Wiggles 11-20-2004 11:31 PM

take out as many of you fuckers as i could ;) haha j/k. probably spend time with the family.

OzMan 11-20-2004 11:36 PM

I think the "have sex" posts outnumbered the "spend time with family" posts. :)

It's a great question to think about now as it will be true one day :glugglug

JSA Matt 11-20-2004 11:37 PM

take as many people with me as possible :Graucho

Goatse 11-22-2004 01:47 AM

Probably eat a steak and surf GFY like I'm doing right now.

Chris 11-22-2004 01:50 AM

I want you to ask yourself one question
If you had 24 hours to live... what would you do?
That's some deep shit right there
A lot of pressure how would you handle it?
Ma$e... what would you do?
Ma$e:
Yo I'd turn out all the hoes that's heterosexual
Smack conceited niggas right off the pedestal
I'd even look for my dad that I never knew
And show him how I look and my Beretta too
I'd do good shit, like take kids from the ghetto
Show them what they could have if they never settled
Take every white kid from high-class levels
Show them what Christmas' like, growin' up in the ghetto
Teach niggas how to spend, stack the rest
Give blunts to them niggas under massive stress
Give every bum on the street cash to invest and
Hope Harlem World blow'll be my last request
Jadakiss:
Yo, yo, if I had 24 hours to kick the bucket, fuck it
I'd probably eat some fried chicken, and drink in Nantucket
Then go get a job from Brandson
And make sure I leave my mother the money to take care of grandson
Load the 3 Power, hop in the Eddie Bauer
And go give all 6 to that pappy dat sold me flour
Get a fresh baldy, make a few calls
Shop at the mall, shoot a little ball
Have all of my bitches in one telly
At the same time, spread it out on different floors
And I'm gonna play Lotto, for what?
Even though I ain't gonna be here tomorrow, so what, so what?
Black Rob:
You know when I was close to the ledge, I'd probably be in the wedge
With this bad Spanish mommy playin between my legs
Then I'm off to get choked and smoke one of them dreads
And get that bitch a million dollars that gave us up to the feds
Thought of momma, wrote her a note, we ain't close
I hate her boyfriend, so I'll put one in his throat
Fuck around and sniff a ounce of raw, bust a 4
Pause, pull out my dick and take a piss on the floor
Jump in the whip, get them cats I wanted to get
Since the tavern on the green robbery in '86
Went home took a shower in ice cold water
And spend my last hours with my son and my daughter
Chorus: Puff Daddy
If you had 24 hours to live, just think
Where would you go? what would you do? who would you screw?
And who would you wanna notify?
Or would your ass deny that yo ass about to die?
If you had 24 hours to live, just think
Where would you go? what would you do? who would you screw?
And who would you wanna notify?
Or would your ass deny that yo ass about to die?
Sheek:
What, hey yo, if I had 24, nigga gotta get the raw
Run all in pappy's spot, put one in his head at the door
For the times that I payed for 20 and he gave me 12
The other 8 had to be baking soda by itself
So pappy, fuck you, you dead now, I'm off to the bank
With those bricks in a book bag and a stolen Jag I just grabbed
Run in there, grab the bank teller with the pretty face
Fuck her in the safe and have her take me to my place
We'll make a kid, but that's selfish and that'd be bad
For my son to have the same shit his pops just had
And when I'm down to 23, I'ma be strapped wit TNT
Run up in City Hall and take the judges with me
Styles:
24 hours to live, I'd probably die on the 5th
Run in the station squeezing the imph
I'll be waitin to get to hell and bust down Satan
Styles on this shit, and I got spots vacant
Back to the 24, I make it out tha precinct
Shoot niggas that I hate in their face while they eatin'
I'm on the job robbing every so called don
Give the money to my moms and tell her that I'm gone
I would school my little brother that niggas mean to harm
You should learn to tell the future without reading palms
When they come in wit the bullets you prepare with the bomb
So fuck being violent, get stocks and bonds, what?
DMX:
24 left until my death
Sure, I'm gon waste a lot of lives, but I'll cherish every breath
I know exactly where I'm going, but I'ma send you there first
And with the shit that I be doing, I'ma send you there worse
I've been living with a curse, and now it's all about to end
But before I go, say hello to my little friend
But I gots to make it right, reconcile with my mother
Try to explain to my son, tell my girl I love her
C4 up under the coat, snatch up my dog
Turn like 3 villains on Wall Street into a fog
Out with a bang, you will remember my name
I wanted to live forever but this wasn't fame

smack 11-22-2004 02:15 AM

drugs, hookers, fufill my list of "people to kill".

Satisfaction 11-22-2004 02:17 AM

yeh i would definitely be around friends and family..

junction 11-22-2004 02:36 AM

Kill a bunch of people on my shit list

Zester 11-22-2004 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
take as many people with me as possible :Graucho
same here

rakeback 11-22-2004 04:25 AM

2 chicks at once.

Mikey_219Inc 11-22-2004 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rakeback
2 chicks at once.
jesus you dont need to wait till you have 24 hours to live for that do it now asap ...

aSSet 11-22-2004 05:08 AM

I'll gonna pray :)

volante 11-22-2004 05:19 AM

Tell my wife she's fat. She'll then make sure that it seems like a hell of a lot more than 24 hours.

Ross 11-22-2004 05:24 AM

I'd spend all day in bed with my girlfriend.

smeagal 11-22-2004 07:02 AM

spend half the time with my baby boy and the oyher half having sex

Peaches 11-22-2004 07:05 AM

Call everyone I know to tell them I love them and goodbye.

Make sure all my financial and insurance records were in order and given to someone

Visit as many people as I could

Clean the house

Throw away all porn and sex toys before my family found it! :)

flashfreak 11-22-2004 07:24 AM

I'd spend all the time with my wife...

groark 11-22-2004 07:33 AM

Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll :glugglug :glugglug :glugglug :glugglug

devilspost 11-22-2004 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webmaster_Logic
Eat some life savers :glugglug
:1orglaugh WORD!

WebTitan 11-22-2004 07:49 AM

cap a few scumbags that have devote their lives to making people miserable, bang the wife a few times and then settle in with the kids to watch a few moving together and enjoy the time i had left

ghiezelle_love 11-22-2004 07:50 AM

Pray, Pray and Pray that after i die, i'll go to heaven and not in hell!!! :angel :angel :angel :angel :angel :angel :angel :angel

loverboy 11-22-2004 09:03 AM

take some pictures and videos of close families for them to remember for the rest of their lives

CE_BigB 11-22-2004 09:05 AM

<Big B as WC Fields w/bible in hand>


Im lookin for loopholes !!!





</bigb as wcfields>


:1orglaugh


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