Should i call this girl back she was SMOKIN HOT! - GoFuckYourself.com

eddie-executive · 11-20-2004, 01:07 AM

Read this first and then tell me

Last summer I was dating this Korean girl, and for her birthday I was invited over to her parents house for dinner. Her mother served this pickled cabbage, man I thought this shit was great and ate like a ton of it, which her entire family thought was hilarious. By the end of the meal there are some very bad things going on in my lower abdominal region, like there is some kind of world cup soccer match going on in my ass. Politely I ask to be excused from the table and am shown where the bathroom is, like right off the dinning room. This sucks, who in their freaking right mind would put a f--king bathroom right next to a f--king dinning room? So I'm sitting on the bowl, hearing her parents talking and plates and glassing clanking and I feel like I'm at the dinner table sitting on the shitter. And I know that in a few seconds a tidal wave of explosive shit will launch out of my ass. Well I can't hold it in any longer and I let go. Man it sounded like a brass band and the smell I'm sure you could smell this from anywhere in the house let alone right outside the door of the bathroom. As I'm finishing I can hear like arguing and yelling, and I get real paranoid that maybe I've done something offensive, that perhaps I should have held it in, or shit in my pants you know something more socialy acceptable. So I get so freaking nervous I jump out the window and leave. I never called that girl and she never called me again.

FRANKENSTEIN · 11-20-2004, 01:07 AM

This is a waste of a thread without pics.

LiveDose · 11-20-2004, 01:11 AM

Reminds me of Dumb & Dumber...lol

Pornwolf · 11-20-2004, 01:14 AM

azteq · 11-20-2004, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by FRANKENSTEIN
This is a waste of a thread without pics.

this thread is useles... nm...

if you got em, post em

MrJackMeHoff · 11-20-2004, 01:27 AM

Here she is

neewwman · 11-20-2004, 01:39 AM

This sounds fictional, but I'll bite . . .

The shitting and smell and noise and all that you could have overcome. That's just bodily functions and you couldn't help it.

But she's going to think you're pretty chickenshit for crawling out the window and then never calling her. How is she going to respect you after that?

eddie-executive · 11-20-2004, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
This sounds fictional, but I'll bite . . .

The shitting and smell and noise and all that you could have overcome. That's just bodily functions and you couldn't help it.

But she's going to think you're pretty chickenshit for crawling out the window and then never calling her. How is she going to respect you after that?

Nah the smell was pretty bad and the toilet wouldn't flush so i had to jet like that

azteq · 11-20-2004, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Here she is

come on, at least 500px... and you call yourself a webmaster

Kard63 · 11-20-2004, 01:44 AM

You did what you had to do

Dont go back

SuckOnThis · 11-20-2004, 01:51 AM

Try posting something original dumbass

http://www.sixthseal.com/000376.html

half way down the page

klik · 11-20-2004, 02:10 AM

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Originally posted by SuckOnThis
Try posting something original dumbass

http://www.sixthseal.com/000376.html

half way down the page

OWNED

edit: too lazy for proper owned pic

smack · 11-20-2004, 02:13 AM

-edit- owned

eddie-executive · 11-20-2004, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SuckOnThis
Try posting something original dumbass

http://www.sixthseal.com/000376.html

half way down the page

Sorry i stole your diarreah story but it was funny as hell

gangbangjoe · 11-20-2004, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FRANKENSTEIN
This is a waste of a thread without pics.

SuckOnThis · 11-20-2004, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eddie-executive
Sorry i stole your diarreah story but it was funny as hell

This must be 'night of the chemically imbalanced' on GFY.

CET · 11-20-2004, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
This sounds fictional, but I'll bite . . .

The shitting and smell and noise and all that you could have overcome. That's just bodily functions and you couldn't help it.

But she's going to think you're pretty chickenshit for crawling out the window and then never calling her. How is she going to respect you after that?

Bingo! Girls HATE pussies. The chances of you scoring now are REALLY low. I guess it's worth a go though.

Also, remember your lesson, stay away from the cabbage when on a date. I don't get anything that even might have cabbage in it. I get chronic non-stop death farts for 3 days if I touch the stuff.

Joesho · 11-20-2004, 07:10 AM

HA HA what a tool trying to sell it like this was you LOL

wyldblyss · 11-20-2004, 07:15 AM

They were just arguing about who was going to kill you so that you can be served at the next meal a boyfriend is invited to

$5 submissions · 11-20-2004, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eddie-executive
Read this first and then tell me

Last summer I was dating this Korean girl, and for her birthday I was invited over to her parents house for dinner. Her mother served this pickled cabbage, man I thought this shit was great and ate like a ton of it, which her entire family thought was hilarious. By the end of the meal there are some very bad things going on in my lower abdominal region, like there is some kind of world cup soccer match going on in my ass. Politely I ask to be excused from the table and am shown where the bathroom is, like right off the dinning room. This sucks, who in their freaking right mind would put a f--king bathroom right next to a f--king dinning room? So I'm sitting on the bowl, hearing her parents talking and plates and glassing clanking and I feel like I'm at the dinner table sitting on the shitter. And I know that in a few seconds a tidal wave of explosive shit will launch out of my ass. Well I can't hold it in any longer and I let go. Man it sounded like a brass band and the smell I'm sure you could smell this from anywhere in the house let alone right outside the door of the bathroom. As I'm finishing I can hear like arguing and yelling, and I get real paranoid that maybe I've done something offensive, that perhaps I should have held it in, or shit in my pants you know something more socialy acceptable. So I get so freaking nervous I jump out the window and leave. I never called that girl and she never called me again.

Extreme Holly · 11-20-2004, 07:41 AM

I don't think I'd call her back...

H.I.G · 11-20-2004, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eddie-executive
Read this first and then tell me

Last summer I was dating this Korean girl, and for her birthday I was invited over to her parents house for dinner. Her mother served this pickled cabbage, man I thought this shit was great and ate like a ton of it, which her entire family thought was hilarious. By the end of the meal there are some very bad things going on in my lower abdominal region, like there is some kind of world cup soccer match going on in my ass. Politely I ask to be excused from the table and am shown where the bathroom is, like right off the dinning room. This sucks, who in their freaking right mind would put a f--king bathroom right next to a f--king dinning room? So I'm sitting on the bowl, hearing her parents talking and plates and glassing clanking and I feel like I'm at the dinner table sitting on the shitter. And I know that in a few seconds a tidal wave of explosive shit will launch out of my ass. Well I can't hold it in any longer and I let go. Man it sounded like a brass band and the smell I'm sure you could smell this from anywhere in the house let alone right outside the door of the bathroom. As I'm finishing I can hear like arguing and yelling, and I get real paranoid that maybe I've done something offensive, that perhaps I should have held it in, or shit in my pants you know something more socialy acceptable. So I get so freaking nervous I jump out the window and leave. I never called that girl and she never called me again.

If I were u I wouldn't even think of picking up the phone

sickkittens · 11-20-2004, 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by LiveDose
Reminds me of Dumb & Dumber...lol

or Seinfeld where Canstanza is paranoid and thinks his workers are talking shit about him when they really weren't.

The parents were probably yelling at her because you weren't Korean or you ate all of the cabbage on the parents.

Basic_man · 11-20-2004, 10:17 AM

She doesn't looks good !

NoCarrier · 11-20-2004, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eddie-executive
Read this first and then tell me

Last summer I was dating this Korean girl, and for her birthday I was invited over to her parents house for dinner. Her mother served this pickled cabbage, man I thought this shit was great and ate like a ton of it, which her entire family thought was hilarious. By the end of the meal there are some very bad things going on in my lower abdominal region, like there is some kind of world cup soccer match going on in my ass. Politely I ask to be excused from the table and am shown where the bathroom is, like right off the dinning room. This sucks, who in their freaking right mind would put a f--king bathroom right next to a f--king dinning room? So I'm sitting on the bowl, hearing her parents talking and plates and glassing clanking and I feel like I'm at the dinner table sitting on the shitter. And I know that in a few seconds a tidal wave of explosive shit will launch out of my ass. Well I can't hold it in any longer and I let go. Man it sounded like a brass band and the smell I'm sure you could smell this from anywhere in the house let alone right outside the door of the bathroom. As I'm finishing I can hear like arguing and yelling, and I get real paranoid that maybe I've done something offensive, that perhaps I should have held it in, or shit in my pants you know something more socialy acceptable. So I get so freaking nervous I jump out the window and leave. I never called that girl and she never called me again.

OMG THAT WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!

netnut · 11-20-2004, 10:21 AM

no pics, cant give you advice

xclusive · 11-20-2004, 10:21 AM

I say call her and then let us know what happens...

Wolfy · 11-20-2004, 10:29 AM

just goes to show how many people actually read threads :P

now that i think of that, I'm actually talking to myself aren't I...

thePelican · 11-20-2004, 10:30 AM

call her she misses you...

fantasycall · 11-20-2004, 10:33 AM

didnt this same scenario happen in a Seinfeld episode - George's father dated a Korean woman after the war... but this time it was a foot odour problem...

Ice · 11-20-2004, 10:35 AM

VeriSexy · 11-20-2004, 10:36 AM

11-20-2004, 01:07 AM	#1
eddie-executive Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,061	Should i call this girl back she was SMOKIN HOT! Read this first and then tell me Last summer I was dating this Korean girl, and for her birthday I was invited over to her parents house for dinner. Her mother served this pickled cabbage, man I thought this shit was great and ate like a ton of it, which her entire family thought was hilarious. By the end of the meal there are some very bad things going on in my lower abdominal region, like there is some kind of world cup soccer match going on in my ass. Politely I ask to be excused from the table and am shown where the bathroom is, like right off the dinning room. This sucks, who in their freaking right mind would put a f--king bathroom right next to a f--king dinning room? So I'm sitting on the bowl, hearing her parents talking and plates and glassing clanking and I feel like I'm at the dinner table sitting on the shitter. And I know that in a few seconds a tidal wave of explosive shit will launch out of my ass. Well I can't hold it in any longer and I let go. Man it sounded like a brass band and the smell I'm sure you could smell this from anywhere in the house let alone right outside the door of the bathroom. As I'm finishing I can hear like arguing and yelling, and I get real paranoid that maybe I've done something offensive, that perhaps I should have held it in, or shit in my pants you know something more socialy acceptable. So I get so freaking nervous I jump out the window and leave. I never called that girl and she never called me again. __________________ Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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