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Originally posted by neewwman
This sounds fictional, but I'll bite . . .
The shitting and smell and noise and all that you could have overcome. That's just bodily functions and you couldn't help it.
But she's going to think you're pretty chickenshit for crawling out the window and then never calling her. How is she going to respect you after that?
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Bingo! Girls HATE pussies. The chances of you scoring now are REALLY low. I guess it's worth a go though.
Also, remember your lesson, stay away from the cabbage when on a date. I don't get anything that even might have cabbage in it. I get chronic non-stop death farts for 3 days if I touch the stuff.
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