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OWNED · 11-19-2004, 03:00 PM

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perverted and proud · 11-19-2004, 03:01 PM

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daily reminder: religion is only a fraud.

GatorB · 11-19-2004, 03:01 PM

More logical and scientific a theory than "Mr Magic man go poof and makey universe"

MattO · 11-19-2004, 03:02 PM

Gravity is only a theory. It must be elves holding the shit down to the ground.

11-19-2004, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
Gravity is only a theory. It must be elves holding the shit down to the ground.

gravity is actually a law

OWNED · 11-19-2004, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by GatorB
More logical and scientific a theory than "Mr Magic man go poof and makey universe"

Pls provide your clearest example of species to species evolution from your great science books.

OWNED · 11-19-2004, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
Gravity is only a theory. It must be elves holding the shit down to the ground.

Textbooks should mention alternate theories, such as the theory of Constant Expansion, and racial telekinesis, to explain why objects accelerate in the vicinity of other objects.

Rantan · 11-19-2004, 03:05 PM

Genesis 7:6

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And Noah was six hundred years old when the flood of waters was upon the earth.

The Duck-billed Platypus doesn't look so crazy now does it?

Rich · 11-19-2004, 03:06 PM

Yes it's only a theory, the thousands of human remains in different stages of evolution they've found may not really exist... if you read the Bible enough and very little else.

It's entirely possible that God created humans exactly as we are now, and that the world is only a couple thousand years old. The billion year old fossils they've found may also not really exist. It could all be a giant hoax by atheist scientists who want to ban the Bible.

I'm also working on the theory that in fact, the world is actually flat.

Fake Nick · 11-19-2004, 03:06 PM

true ,

many moons from now, people will be smart enough to do experiments on evolution

such experiment would last at least 1000 years ,

I suggest they do the following, gather 1000 persons ,none of them related directly , so no nephews nieces and all of that shit

put them on a remote island , and tell them they have to eat fish , and get the fish out of the ocean with their bare hands , this experiment should last 1000 years, thus the persons starting it wont see the end ( obviously--) , if evolution exist , by the end of those thousand years ,those 1000 people would be at least with 10 000 and , they would no longer be normal humans , but some fish like creature

such experiments will happen it is only a matter of time, only when such experiments are ended in favour of evolution there will be no more room for discussion and all religion as we know it will seize to exist

I for one cant wait till this happens, it would be fuckin awesome to see that human beings can evolve in some fish like mammal

Rantan · 11-19-2004, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
true ,

many moons from now, people will be smart enough to do experiments on evolution

such experiment would last at least 1000 years ,

I suggest they do the following, gather 1000 persons ,none of them related directly , so no nephews nieces and all of that shit

put them on a remote island , and tell them they have to eat fish , and get the fish out of the ocean with their bare hands , this experiment should last 1000 years, thus the persons starting it wont see the end ( obviously--) , if evolution exist , by the end of those thousand years ,those 1000 people would be at least with 10 000 and , they would no longer be normal humans , but some fish like creature

such experiments will happen it is only a matter of time, only when such experiments are ended in favour of evolution there will be no more room for discussion and all religion as we know it will seize to exist

I for one cant wait till this happens, it would be fuckin awesome to see that human beings can evolve in some fish like mammal

LAY DOWN THE CRACK PIPE AND STEP AWAY!

forcing humans to eat fish won't turn them into fish,

OWNED · 11-19-2004, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by Rich
Yes it's only a theory, the thousands of human remains in different stages of evolution they've found may not really exist... if you read the Bible enough and very little else.

Perhaps you can explain then the TOTAL FUCKING LACK OF TRANSITIONAL species in every fucking evolutionary family tree?
Christ, get past the fucking theories and get some data.
There is no more real data supporting evolution than there is supporting a living God.

Fake Nick · 11-19-2004, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by Rantan
LAY DOWN THE CRACK PIPE AND STEP AWAY!

forcing humans to eat fish won't turn them into fish,

it has nothing to do with them eating fish but rather that their body would adapt to constantly being forced in the sea for food

this has happened according to evolution theory to Orkas for one , and many other mammals that live in the sea like whales and stuff

they were first land mammals with feet and now have lost them and could be seens as fish ,

I am not saying this happened in 1000 years but in that time perios SOME changes should be noticable, if you dont support my claims you support creationism

OWNED · 11-19-2004, 03:13 PM

It isn't naturally possible--or by human hands--to create something from nothing. Darwinism can only work if something is around to evolve. How did it begin?

GatorB · 11-19-2004, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
Pls provide your clearest example of species to species evolution from your great science books.

Please provide PROOF of the Christain god created the universe.

GatorB · 11-19-2004, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
It isn't naturally possible--or by human hands--to create something from nothing. Darwinism can only work if something is around to evolve. How did it begin?

How did GOD get created?

GatorB · 11-19-2004, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
Perhaps you can explain then the TOTAL FUCKING LACK OF TRANSITIONAL species in every fucking evolutionary family tree?
Christ, get past the fucking theories and get some data.
There is no more real data supporting evolution than there is supporting a living God.

Ther a replenty youa re just too stupid and ignorant. Also it's called fossilization. it's rare. You think your bones or fossils of your bones are going to be around in 5 million years? Um no and neither is 99.99999999% of those currently alive on this planet today.

OWNED · 11-19-2004, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by GatorB
How did GOD get created?

the point is, there is no more real data supporting evolution than there is supporting a living God.

sacX · 11-19-2004, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
Perhaps you can explain then the TOTAL FUCKING LACK OF TRANSITIONAL species in every fucking evolutionary family tree?
Christ, get past the fucking theories and get some data.
There is no more real data supporting evolution than there is supporting a living God.

29 bits of data troll

Fake Nick · 11-19-2004, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
It isn't naturally possible--or by human hands--to create something from nothing. Darwinism can only work if something is around to evolve. How did it begin?

chemistry

their are 5 elements needed for life :phosphorus, hydrogen, carbon, oxygen, nitrogening , if they are mixed in a certain way life can be created ,

Rich · 11-19-2004, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
Perhaps you can explain then the TOTAL FUCKING LACK OF TRANSITIONAL species in every fucking evolutionary family tree?
Christ, get past the fucking theories and get some data.
There is no more real data supporting evolution than there is supporting a living God.

Whether or not you agree that evolution has been proven, I'm sure you agree that, even with the "missing links", the undeveloped species they have found certainly prove that creationism is completely impossible, right?

OWNED · 11-19-2004, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by GatorB
Ther a replenty youa re just too stupid and ignorant. Also it's called fossilization. it's rare. You think your bones or fossils of your bones are going to be around in 5 million years? Um no and neither is 99.99999999% of those currently alive on this planet today.

Again, plz list the most recent new "evolved" species??

Didnt think so.

Son. Go and get yourself an education instead of trotting out meaningless soundbites.

Or simply clutch a little tighter to that tatty old straw.

Your choice.

Rantan · 11-19-2004, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
It isn't naturally possible--or by human hands--to create something from nothing. Darwinism can only work if something is around to evolve. How did it begin?

what, do you think we and all other living animals are made from some sort of magical substance? do we glow or admit some goofy wave of fairy dust-shit stupid WTF!? We're made with the shit the rocks are made of, except far more complexe, construted through trail and error over millions of years.

GatorB · 11-19-2004, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
the point is, there is no more real data supporting evolution than there is supporting a living God.

Nice dodge. the point is you're an idiot. if youa ctually beleive in God may I suggest you get out of this biz and stay away from sites like this and porn in general. To believe in the Christian god and to blatenly break his rules you have to either be a huge idiot or a huge hypocrite or both.

Fake Nick · 11-19-2004, 03:23 PM

btw, OWNED is just trolling here

xclusive · 11-19-2004, 03:24 PM

I believe that there is a god but that the Bible is a misrepresentation meant to enslave people...

OWNED · 11-19-2004, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by GatorB
Nice dodge. the point is you're an idiot. if youa ctually beleive in God may I suggest you get out of this biz and stay away from sites like this and porn in general. To believe in the Christian god and to blatenly break his rules you have to either be a huge idiot or a huge hypocrite or both.

you believe that humans evolved from monkeys, but some didn't make it???

GatorB · 11-19-2004, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Rantan
what, do you think we and all other living animals are made from some sort of magical substance? do we glow or admit some goofy wave of fairy dust-shit stupid WTF!? We're made with the shit the rocks are made of, except far more complexe, construted through trail and error over millions of years.

Jesus freaks think humans are all that. We aren't crap. No one has lived more than 120 years. Hell turtles can live to be 200. We are very weak compared to most other creatures on earth. We get cancer and other diseases. Really doesn't take a whole lot to kill us if you think about it. If this is the best God can do, he sucks.

OWNED · 11-19-2004, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by xclusive
I believe that there is a god but that the Bible is a misrepresentation meant to enslave people...

True.

The bible has been revised by so many corrupt monarchs over the years, that to take it word for word would be foolish.

Myst · 11-19-2004, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
you believe that humans evolved from monkeys, but some didn't make it???

you are an ignorant fucking prick

humans didnt evolve from monkeys

humans and monkeys evolved from the same ancestor

sacX · 11-19-2004, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
Again, plz list the most recent new "evolved" species??

Didnt think so.

Son. Go and get yourself an education instead of trotting out meaningless soundbites.

Or simply clutch a little tighter to that tatty old straw.

Your choice.

You should read about plant and bacterial genetics, there are plenty of examples.

added link:

Here's a bunch with references

sarettah · 11-19-2004, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
Perhaps you can explain then the TOTAL FUCKING LACK OF TRANSITIONAL species in every fucking evolutionary family tree?
Christ, get past the fucking theories and get some data.
There is no more real data supporting evolution than there is supporting a living God.

Check out the amphibian brain and compare it to the olfactory system of humans. Only place in humans where unmylinated nerves (amphibian nerves) exist. Olfactory system in humans and the amphibian brain are pretty close to identical.

Then of course there is the fact that after a human egg is fertilized it becomes a little tadpole dude, just like a frog....

And since God created us in his/her/its own image, that proves that:

GOD IS A FROG !!!!

(or evolution has happened, is happening and will happen)

GatorB · 11-19-2004, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
you believe that humans evolved from monkeys, but some didn't make it???

Your question proves how ignorant about evolution you are. You realize that neanderthals were a completely different species than homo sapiens don't you?

Anthony · 11-19-2004, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by GatorB
Please provide PROOF of the Christain god created the universe.

The same can be said of the big bang.

Fake Nick · 11-19-2004, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
btw, OWNED is just trolling here

Daily Reminder : Owned is trolling here ,

OWNED · 11-19-2004, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by GatorB
Your question proves how ignorant about evolution you are. You realize that neanderthals were a completely different species than homo sapiens don't you?

But evolution fails to provide a beginning to its claims. No evolutionist poster on this board has ever answered it or provided any type of explanation. What's the deal, where's the overwhelming proof?

GatorB · 11-19-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
Again, plz list the most recent new "evolved" species??

Sure

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3790531.stm

sarettah · 11-19-2004, 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
But evolution fails to provide a beginning to its claims. No evolutionist poster on this board has ever answered it or provided any type of explanation. What's the deal, where's the overwhelming proof?

Ah...The old "has to be a beginning" argument.

There does not have to be a beginning... It always was, it is, it always will be.

It may change form but it was is and will be.

Circles do not have beginnings.............

OWNED · 11-19-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by GatorB
Sure

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3790531.stm

LMAO, Did u read the article ?

"Though speciation is a crucial element of understanding how evolution works, biologists have not been able to discover the factors that initiate the process. In fruit flies there are several examples of mutant genes that prevent different species from breeding but scientists do not know if they are the cause or just a consequence of speciation."

OWNED · 11-19-2004, 03:39 PM

This brings us to another question: Do you believe people have souls ?

rj2kix · 11-19-2004, 03:39 PM

survival of the fittest

TaDoW · 11-19-2004, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by esnem

gravity is actually a law

I'm all for physics and evolution... but the sucky thing about it is ... it's all based on high-level estimations, predictions, and educated guesses :-(

this does NOT by any means, under any circumstances, suggest that I believe in creationism for one stupid blind moment tho ;-) ... go chimps!! woo woo!

GatorB · 11-19-2004, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
But evolution fails to provide a beginning to its claims. No evolutionist poster on this board has ever answered it or provided any type of explanation. What's the deal, where's the overwhelming proof?

Listen up FUCKTARD you're never going to get the whole answer because no one was around at the start. Doesn't mean evolution doesn't happen. Where is the proof of God that you require of evolution? Just because you don't like the truth doesn't mean it's not true.

I find it perplexing that someone that beleivex in mystical magic man creating the universe and making man out of sand and women out of a man's rib and talking snakes and some dude making a boat big enough to hold ALL the world's animals and virginal procreation, can find it IMPOSSIBLE to believe that animals would have the ability to adapt to differenting evnviromental circumstances.

GatorB · 11-19-2004, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
This brings us to another question: Do you believe people have souls ?

I believe certain people can live without a brain. That I've witnessed right here.

sacX · 11-19-2004, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
But evolution fails to provide a beginning to its claims. No evolutionist poster on this board has ever answered it or provided any type of explanation. What's the deal, where's the overwhelming proof?

What's special about humans?
If it's been observed to occur in hundreds of other organisms, it's not a huge leap of faith to assume it happened in humans.

ElvisManson · 11-19-2004, 03:44 PM

"Often a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and the other parts of the world, about the motions and orbits of the stars and even their sizes and distances,... and this knowledge he holds with certainty from reason and experience. It is thus offensive and disgraceful for an unbeliever to hear a Christian talk nonsense about such things, claiming that what he is saying is based in Scripture. We should do all that we can to avoid such an embarrassing situation, lest the unbeliever see only ignorance in the Christian and laugh to scorn."

St. Augustine
The Literal Meaning of Genesis

GatorB · 11-19-2004, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by FarleyHiggins
Ah...The old "has to be a beginning" argument.

It always was, it is, it always will be.

Something similar is said in Genisis about God. funny how this idiot can accept that concept when it comes to GOD but not the universe.

OWNED · 11-19-2004, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by GatorB
Something similar is said in Genisis about God. funny how this idiot can accept that concept when it comes to GOD but not the universe.

You're full of shit.

The fact that evolution of a species into a higher form of species (intelligence, etc.) has not been done in a controlled setting (to my knowledge) leads me to believe the whole idea is boloney.

Joe Citizen · 11-19-2004, 03:48 PM

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Show me another scientific theory of origins.

Fake Nick · 11-19-2004, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by GatorB
Something similar is said in Genisis about God. funny how this idiot can accept that concept when it comes to GOD but not the universe.

you didnt read the thread, he makes no claimes either way , if I understand corectly his point is that both evolution and creationism are just theories and both cannot be proved right now, wich is correct,

but I am going with the evolution theory anyways

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Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	Yes it's only a theory, the thousands of human remains in different stages of evolution they've found may not really exist... if you read the Bible enough and very little else. It's entirely possible that God created humans exactly as we are now, and that the world is only a couple thousand years old. The billion year old fossils they've found may also not really exist. It could all be a giant hoax by atheist scientists who want to ban the Bible. I'm also working on the theory that in fact, the world is actually flat.

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Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	true , many moons from now, people will be smart enough to do experiments on evolution such experiment would last at least 1000 years , I suggest they do the following, gather 1000 persons ,none of them related directly , so no nephews nieces and all of that shit put them on a remote island , and tell them they have to eat fish , and get the fish out of the ocean with their bare hands , this experiment should last 1000 years, thus the persons starting it wont see the end ( obviously--) , if evolution exist , by the end of those thousand years ,those 1000 people would be at least with 10 000 and , they would no longer be normal humans , but some fish like creature such experiments will happen it is only a matter of time, only when such experiments are ended in favour of evolution there will be no more room for discussion and all religion as we know it will seize to exist I for one cant wait till this happens, it would be fuckin awesome to see that human beings can evolve in some fish like mammal

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OWNED So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 852	It isn't naturally possible--or by human hands--to create something from nothing. Darwinism can only work if something is around to evolve. How did it begin?

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Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	btw, OWNED is just trolling here

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OWNED So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 852	This brings us to another question: Do you believe people have souls ?

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ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	"Often a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and the other parts of the world, about the motions and orbits of the stars and even their sizes and distances,... and this knowledge he holds with certainty from reason and experience. It is thus offensive and disgraceful for an unbeliever to hear a Christian talk nonsense about such things, claiming that what he is saying is based in Scripture. We should do all that we can to avoid such an embarrassing situation, lest the unbeliever see only ignorance in the Christian and laugh to scorn." St. Augustine The Literal Meaning of Genesis