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BVF · 11-19-2004, 03:22 PM

My college is opening up a directory and I have to fill out some information on this form and I have to list my occupation.

I'm not about to put "Pornographer" for everybody in my school to see. So what other title can I put for the 'occupation' part of this form?

I'm thinking "Internet Entertainment"

Any ideas? I want to field some before I write this shit down in pen on the form.

FreeHugeMovies · 11-19-2004, 03:24 PM

Internet Sales and Marketing and Search Engine Optimization.

Xtreme Fever · 11-19-2004, 03:24 PM

i use self employed, internet marketing

BVF · 11-19-2004, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
Internet Sales and Marketing and Search Engine Optimization.

How about Internet Sales? That other title is too long for the blocks on the form.

rj2kix · 11-19-2004, 03:26 PM

internet sales works

kenny · 11-19-2004, 03:26 PM

put "adult webmaster" fuck em

xclusive · 11-19-2004, 03:27 PM

Internet Sales or just sales will fit fine...

mindoza · 11-19-2004, 03:28 PM

Visual Stimulant Sales

polish_aristocrat · 11-19-2004, 03:28 PM

Unemployed

kenny · 11-19-2004, 03:30 PM

Ghetto Street Pharmacist

evanmorgan · 11-19-2004, 03:31 PM

pervert

BVF · 11-19-2004, 03:32 PM

I'm gonna go with Internet Sales. That could cover a whole lot of shit. Thanks.

Manowar · 11-19-2004, 03:33 PM

Professional Black Vagina Finder

pornguy · 11-19-2004, 03:33 PM

Internet Engineer

OR Internet Architect.

Those always work for me.

badmunchkin · 11-19-2004, 03:34 PM

Sexual Awareness Facilitator

GTS Mark · 11-19-2004, 04:07 PM

Adult Entertainment

DH

69pornlinks · 11-19-2004, 04:09 PM

if you can't figure it out yourself then put food service worker....

Fake Nick · 11-19-2004, 04:09 PM

I work with computers

polish_aristocrat · 11-19-2004, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy

OR Internet Architect.

You invented the Internet?

blazin · 11-19-2004, 04:12 PM

Webmaster

GatorB · 11-19-2004, 04:20 PM

Destoyer of society

Newton - XXXAmigoz · 11-19-2004, 04:22 PM

Customer Relations or Advertising Executive

smack · 11-19-2004, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
I'm gonna go with Internet Sales. That could cover a whole lot of shit. Thanks.

but then i always get the follow up question:

"Oh yeah, that's cool, what do you sell?"

johnnyhey · 11-19-2004, 04:24 PM

shepard

Manowar · 11-19-2004, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
but then i always get the follow up question:

"Oh yeah, that's cool, what do you sell?"

the internet!

MissMiranda · 11-19-2004, 04:46 PM

chupachups · 11-19-2004, 04:55 PM

Depends on which of the nets you work on man..?

11-19-2004, 05:07 PM

internet marketing / consulting always works well

11-19-2004, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
but then i always get the follow up question:

"Oh yeah, that's cool, what do you sell?"

traffic

Fukeneh · 11-19-2004, 05:08 PM

Adult Entertainment Professional.
CEO
COO
CFO
Presiedent.

you own the site. call yourself whatever the fuck you want.

zvik · 11-19-2004, 05:31 PM

Anal Probe

The guys before me said it all

NetRodent · 11-19-2004, 05:33 PM

I've always been partial to "smut monger".

Other times I've used "online entertainment" or "internet marketing".

Newton - XXXAmigoz · 11-19-2004, 05:52 PM

'Purveyor of filth' is always a classy one, as is the 'Reverend of reaming'

Bob Saget · 11-19-2004, 05:57 PM

"Visitor of Go fuck yourself" says it all..

Meloman · 11-19-2004, 06:03 PM

I always use "Self Employed / Internet Marketing & Sales"

and ya, if they ask what I sell I say "traffic".. And then if they ask me further then I'll just say a stupid story about how all online stores have affiliate programs including ebay & amazon. All I do is create sites that are nothing more than sales tools to recieve the traffic, adverties there products and therefore send them traffic. They pay me commission on sales I generate...so techniqually I'm buying and selling them traffic..

By that point they are usually like "wow, sounds interesting, good for you" and then they leave me alone

HAPPYPEEKERS · 11-19-2004, 06:13 PM

You can tell them that you are a PIMP

Professional
Internet
Management
Person

zvik · 11-19-2004, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meloman
I always use "Self Employed / Internet Marketing & Sales"

and ya, if they ask what I sell I say "traffic".. And then if they ask me further then I'll just say a stupid story about how all online stores have affiliate programs including ebay & amazon. All I do is create sites that are nothing more than sales tools to recieve the traffic, adverties there products and therefore send them traffic. They pay me commission on sales I generate...so techniqually I'm buying and selling them traffic..

By that point they are usually like "wow, sounds interesting, good for you" and then they leave me alone

Dude LOL

that's exactly what i say

lol

Mike Okitch · 11-19-2004, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
but then i always get the follow up question:

"Oh yeah, that's cool, what do you sell?"

"Actually, it's quite technical. And I would hate to bore you!"

You'd be surprised how often that line works if you can keep a straight face.

The downside is they think that you're a computer genius and they will now call you every other day to ask how to fix that cupholder on their compooper

clickhappy · 11-19-2004, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF

I'm thinking "Internet Entertainment"

just say Entrepreneur.
It sounds sexy and women will think youre rich, and might want to sleep with you.

CC · 11-19-2004, 06:15 PM

When people ask what I do, I typically say Internet Marketing. Simple and succinct.

bluff · 11-19-2004, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Happypeekers
You can tell them that you are a PIMP

Professional
Internet
Management
Person

marketing

oldnewbie · 11-19-2004, 07:05 PM

Web Publishing

getfreeze · 11-19-2004, 07:18 PM

online entertainment provider

d00t · 11-19-2004, 08:13 PM

seriously.. sometimes its better to be very candid, you can gain more respect from enterring "internet pornographer"... a password next to it might not hurt for your application either

Babagirls · 11-19-2004, 08:18 PM

Internet Marketing Enginer

Steve_NCH · 11-19-2004, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Destoyer of society

pornguy · 11-19-2004, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
You invented the Internet?

no. internet architects are the people who make the blueprints of what a corporate website will work like, features and functionality of every page, etc.

probably over your capabilities anyway.

azguy · 11-19-2004, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
My college is opening up a directory and I have to fill out some information on this form and I have to list my occupation.

I'm not about to put "Pornographer" for everybody in my school to see. So what other title can I put for the 'occupation' part of this form?

I'm thinking "Internet Entertainment"

Any ideas? I want to field some before I write this shit down in pen on the form.

e-Specialist

DIH · 11-19-2004, 10:02 PM

masterbation specialist

gornyhuy · 11-19-2004, 10:02 PM

"Finder of Vaginas of Color."

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