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daily reminder: religion is only a fraud.

GatorB

More logical and scientific a theory than "Mr Magic man go poof and makey universe"

MattO

Gravity is only a theory. It must be elves holding the shit down to the ground.

esnem

gravity is actually a law

OWNED

Pls provide your clearest example of species to species evolution from your great science books.

OWNED

Textbooks should mention alternate theories, such as the theory of Constant Expansion, and racial telekinesis, to explain why objects accelerate in the vicinity of other objects.

Rantan

Genesis 7:6 The Duck-billed Platypus doesn't look so crazy now does it?

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Rich

Yes it's only a theory, the thousands of human remains in different stages of evolution they've found may not really exist... if you read the Bible enough and very little else.

It's entirely possible that God created humans exactly as we are now, and that the world is only a couple thousand years old. The billion year old fossils they've found may also not really exist. It could all be a giant hoax by atheist scientists who want to ban the Bible.

I'm also working on the theory that in fact, the world is actually flat.

Fake Nick

true ,

many moons from now, people will be smart enough to do experiments on evolution


such experiment would last at least 1000 years ,


I suggest they do the following, gather 1000 persons ,none of them related directly , so no nephews nieces and all of that shit

put them on a remote island , and tell them they have to eat fish , and get the fish out of the ocean with their bare hands , this experiment should last 1000 years, thus the persons starting it wont see the end ( obviously--) , if evolution exist , by the end of those thousand years ,those 1000 people would be at least with 10 000 and , they would no longer be normal humans , but some fish like creature


such experiments will happen it is only a matter of time, only when such experiments are ended in favour of evolution there will be no more room for discussion and all religion as we know it will seize to exist


I for one cant wait till this happens, it would be fuckin awesome to see that human beings can evolve in some fish like mammal

Rantan

LAY DOWN THE CRACK PIPE AND STEP AWAY!

forcing humans to eat fish won't turn them into fish,

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OWNED

Perhaps you can explain then the TOTAL FUCKING LACK OF TRANSITIONAL species in every fucking evolutionary family tree?
Christ, get past the fucking theories and get some data.
There is no more real data supporting evolution than there is supporting a living God.

Fake Nick

it has nothing to do with them eating fish but rather that their body would adapt to constantly being forced in the sea for food

this has happened according to evolution theory to Orkas for one , and many other mammals that live in the sea like whales and stuff


they were first land mammals with feet and now have lost them and could be seens as fish ,


I am not saying this happened in 1000 years but in that time perios SOME changes should be noticable, if you dont support my claims you support creationism

OWNED

It isn't naturally possible--or by human hands--to create something from nothing. Darwinism can only work if something is around to evolve. How did it begin?

GatorB

Please provide PROOF of the Christain god created the universe.

GatorB

How did GOD get created?

GatorB

Ther a replenty youa re just too stupid and ignorant. Also it's called fossilization. it's rare. You think your bones or fossils of your bones are going to be around in 5 million years? Um no and neither is 99.99999999% of those currently alive on this planet today.

OWNED

the point is, there is no more real data supporting evolution than there is supporting a living God.

sacX

Fake Nick

chemistry

their are 5 elements needed for life :phosphorus, hydrogen, carbon, oxygen, nitrogening , if they are mixed in a certain way life can be created ,

Rich

Whether or not you agree that evolution has been proven, I'm sure you agree that, even with the "missing links", the undeveloped species they have found certainly prove that creationism is completely impossible, right?

OWNED

Again, plz list the most recent new "evolved" species??

Didnt think so.

Son. Go and get yourself an education instead of trotting out meaningless soundbites.

Or simply clutch a little tighter to that tatty old straw.

Your choice.

Rantan

what, do you think we and all other living animals are made from some sort of magical substance? do we glow or admit some goofy wave of fairy dust-shit stupid WTF!? We're made with the shit the rocks are made of, except far more complexe, construted through trail and error over millions of years.

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GatorB

Nice dodge. the point is you're an idiot. if youa ctually beleive in God may I suggest you get out of this biz and stay away from sites like this and porn in general. To believe in the Christian god and to blatenly break his rules you have to either be a huge idiot or a huge hypocrite or both.

Fake Nick

btw, OWNED is just trolling here

xclusive

I believe that there is a god but that the Bible is a misrepresentation meant to enslave people...

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OWNED

you believe that humans evolved from monkeys, but some didn't make it???

GatorB

Jesus freaks think humans are all that. We aren't crap. No one has lived more than 120 years. Hell turtles can live to be 200. We are very weak compared to most other creatures on earth. We get cancer and other diseases. Really doesn't take a whole lot to kill us if you think about it. If this is the best God can do, he sucks.

OWNED

True.

The bible has been revised by so many corrupt monarchs over the years, that to take it word for word would be foolish.

Myst

you are an ignorant fucking prick

humans didnt evolve from monkeys

humans and monkeys evolved from the same ancestor

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sacX

You should read about plant and bacterial genetics, there are plenty of examples.

added link:

Here's a bunch with references

sarettah

Check out the amphibian brain and compare it to the olfactory system of humans. Only place in humans where unmylinated nerves (amphibian nerves) exist. Olfactory system in humans and the amphibian brain are pretty close to identical.

Then of course there is the fact that after a human egg is fertilized it becomes a little tadpole dude, just like a frog....

And since God created us in his/her/its own image, that proves that:






GOD IS A FROG !!!!


(or evolution has happened, is happening and will happen)

GatorB

Your question proves how ignorant about evolution you are. You realize that neanderthals were a completely different species than homo sapiens don't you?

Anthony

The same can be said of the big bang.

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Fake Nick

Daily Reminder : Owned is trolling here ,

OWNED

But evolution fails to provide a beginning to its claims. No evolutionist poster on this board has ever answered it or provided any type of explanation. What's the deal, where's the overwhelming proof?

GatorB

Sure

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3790531.stm

sarettah

Ah...The old "has to be a beginning" argument.

There does not have to be a beginning... It always was, it is, it always will be.

It may change form but it was is and will be.

Circles do not have beginnings.............

OWNED

LMAO, Did u read the article ?

"Though speciation is a crucial element of understanding how evolution works, biologists have not been able to discover the factors that initiate the process. In fruit flies there are several examples of mutant genes that prevent different species from breeding but scientists do not know if they are the cause or just a consequence of speciation."

OWNED

This brings us to another question: Do you believe people have souls ?

rj2kix

survival of the fittest

TaDoW

I'm all for physics and evolution... but the sucky thing about it is ... it's all based on high-level estimations, predictions, and educated guesses :-(

this does NOT by any means, under any circumstances, suggest that I believe in creationism for one stupid blind moment tho ;-) ... go chimps!! woo woo!

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GatorB

Listen up FUCKTARD you're never going to get the whole answer because no one was around at the start. Doesn't mean evolution doesn't happen. Where is the proof of God that you require of evolution? Just because you don't like the truth doesn't mean it's not true.

I find it perplexing that someone that beleivex in mystical magic man creating the universe and making man out of sand and women out of a man's rib and talking snakes and some dude making a boat big enough to hold ALL the world's animals and virginal procreation, can find it IMPOSSIBLE to believe that animals would have the ability to adapt to differenting evnviromental circumstances.

GatorB

I believe certain people can live without a brain. That I've witnessed right here.

sacX

What's special about humans?
If it's been observed to occur in hundreds of other organisms, it's not a huge leap of faith to assume it happened in humans.

ElvisManson

"Often a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and the other parts of the world, about the motions and orbits of the stars and even their sizes and distances,... and this knowledge he holds with certainty from reason and experience. It is thus offensive and disgraceful for an unbeliever to hear a Christian talk nonsense about such things, claiming that what he is saying is based in Scripture. We should do all that we can to avoid such an embarrassing situation, lest the unbeliever see only ignorance in the Christian and laugh to scorn."

St. Augustine
The Literal Meaning of Genesis

GatorB

Something similar is said in Genisis about God. funny how this idiot can accept that concept when it comes to GOD but not the universe.

OWNED

You're full of shit.

The fact that evolution of a species into a higher form of species (intelligence, etc.) has not been done in a controlled setting (to my knowledge) leads me to believe the whole idea is boloney.

Joe Citizen

Show me another scientific theory of origins.

Fake Nick

you didnt read the thread, he makes no claimes either way , if I understand corectly his point is that both evolution and creationism are just theories and both cannot be proved right now, wich is correct,


but I am going with the evolution theory anyways