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Old 11-15-2004, 11:30 PM   #1
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I just had sex with my left hand and it was amazing
Switched hands. I think I'm in love.
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:31 PM   #2
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funny, i just had sex with your right hand.

does that make it a 4 some?
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:32 PM   #3
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Not really sure. With a name like Dawgy all I know is I feel violated.
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:37 PM   #4
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The bad part was I thought you were Punker Barbie wearing a strap-on. I need multiple drinks.
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:40 PM   #5
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does your right hand know yet??
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:41 PM   #6
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try using your left hand from behind (between your legs) - it takes a bit of experimenting but it's wel worth it :P
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:42 PM   #7
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does your right hand know yet??

No but I'm sure when it finds out it will develop a nasty Calice to scar my tool.
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:42 PM   #8
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Sit on your left hand until it goes numb. Then try it again.

They call that "The Stranger".
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:49 PM   #9
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Sit on your left hand until it goes numb. Then try it again.

They call that "The Stranger".
I've done that but I call it "The Canadian"
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:50 PM   #10
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I've done that but I call it "The Canadian"
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:52 PM   #11
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Sit on your left hand until it goes numb. Then try it again.

They call that "The Stranger".
Get a woman.

They call that "The Pussy".
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:53 PM   #12
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Get a woman.

They call that "The Pussy".

The canadian is just as fun. Plus you get to do a little role playing by making moose sounds and wearing a lumberjack hat.
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:53 PM   #13
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my left hand is to slow
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:56 PM   #14
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my left hand is to slow

Yeah I call my righty "Speed Racer"
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:59 PM   #15
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Also try switching your brand of lube.
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Old 11-16-2004, 12:01 AM   #16
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Also try switching your brand of lube.
With a nmae like Gynecologist I suppose you're an expert. What do you suggest? Something that feels like either Punker Barbie or maybe a Paris Hilton feel.
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Old 11-16-2004, 12:22 AM   #17
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Not really sure. With a name like Dawgy all I know is I feel violated.
Oh..you don't know the half of it!
You don't know dawgy do ya?
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Old 11-16-2004, 12:25 AM   #18
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Sit on your left hand until it goes numb. Then try it again.

They call that "The Stranger".
That happened to me..sort of..when I was a kid.
During the night my left hand fell asleep and it fell across my face.
Since my hand didn't feel the face, but my face felt the hand, I reacted violently by grabbing the left with the right and screaming at the top of my lungs I was being attacked.
My parents rushed into my room, threw on the lights and started laughing so hard looking at me fighting with myself.


It was VEERRY embarassing!
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Old 11-16-2004, 12:31 AM   #19
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interesting topic
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Old 11-16-2004, 12:33 AM   #20
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lolz funny thread...and what do you call when you're using both hands?
The "See through Glory Hole"
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Old 11-16-2004, 12:41 AM   #21
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The "See through Glory Hole"
lolz...that's why i envy you men, "See through Glory Hole" always comes in a handy
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Old 11-16-2004, 12:43 AM   #22
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Switched hands. I think I'm in love.
Sorry but WeIrDo

Trying with LefHand <---- Not even getting hard :: a forum with *all* guys aint' helping ;)

Where's the HOT CHICS?
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:22 AM   #23
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ever tried. alternate hands simultaneously
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:25 AM   #24
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funny, i just had sex with your right hand.

does that make it a 4 some?
hahaha, no that would make it a 2some, since your hands didnt do anything
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:30 AM   #25
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It feels like doing a new girlfriend.
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Old 11-16-2004, 09:04 AM   #26
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