I just had sex with my left hand and it was amazing

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  • beergood
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 2918

    #1

    I just had sex with my left hand and it was amazing

    Switched hands. I think I'm in love.
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  • Dawgy
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 5856

    #2
    funny, i just had sex with your right hand.

    does that make it a 4 some?
    the revolution is coming.

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    • beergood
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2003
      • 2918

      #3
      Not really sure. With a name like Dawgy all I know is I feel violated.
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      • beergood
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2003
        • 2918

        #4
        The bad part was I thought you were Punker Barbie wearing a strap-on. I need multiple drinks.
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        • jukeboxfrank
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2004
          • 1207

          #5
          does your right hand know yet??


          ICQ= 231-182-592

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          • Wolfy
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2003
            • 3574

            #6
            try using your left hand from behind (between your legs) - it takes a bit of experimenting but it's wel worth it :P

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            • beergood
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2003
              • 2918

              #7
              Originally posted by jukeboxfrank
              does your right hand know yet??

              No but I'm sure when it finds out it will develop a nasty Calice to scar my tool.
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              • candyflip
                Carpe Visio
                • Jul 2002
                • 43069

                #8
                Sit on your left hand until it goes numb. Then try it again.

                They call that "The Stranger".

                Spend you some brain.
                Email Me

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                • beergood
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 2918

                  #9
                  Originally posted by candyflip
                  Sit on your left hand until it goes numb. Then try it again.

                  They call that "The Stranger".
                  I've done that but I call it "The Canadian"
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                  • candyflip
                    Carpe Visio
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 43069

                    #10
                    Originally posted by beergood
                    I've done that but I call it "The Canadian"

                    Spend you some brain.
                    Email Me

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                    • Dagwolf
                      President of Canada
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23141

                      #11
                      Originally posted by candyflip
                      Sit on your left hand until it goes numb. Then try it again.

                      They call that "The Stranger".
                      Get a woman.

                      They call that "The Pussy".
                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                      • beergood
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 2918

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dagwolf
                        Get a woman.

                        They call that "The Pussy".

                        The canadian is just as fun. Plus you get to do a little role playing by making moose sounds and wearing a lumberjack hat.
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                        • cosis
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 5292

                          #13
                          my left hand is to slow

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                          • beergood
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 2918

                            #14
                            Originally posted by cosis
                            my left hand is to slow

                            Yeah I call my righty "Speed Racer"
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                            • Gynecologist
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 2184

                              #15
                              Also try switching your brand of lube.

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                              • beergood
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 2918

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Gynecologist
                                Also try switching your brand of lube.
                                With a nmae like Gynecologist I suppose you're an expert. What do you suggest? Something that feels like either Punker Barbie or maybe a Paris Hilton feel.
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                                • Centurion
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 6033

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by beergood
                                  Not really sure. With a name like Dawgy all I know is I feel violated.
                                  Oh..you don't know the half of it!
                                  You don't know dawgy do ya?

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                                  • Centurion
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 6033

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by candyflip
                                    Sit on your left hand until it goes numb. Then try it again.

                                    They call that "The Stranger".
                                    That happened to me..sort of..when I was a kid.
                                    During the night my left hand fell asleep and it fell across my face.
                                    Since my hand didn't feel the face, but my face felt the hand, I reacted violently by grabbing the left with the right and screaming at the top of my lungs I was being attacked.
                                    My parents rushed into my room, threw on the lights and started laughing so hard looking at me fighting with myself.


                                    It was VEERRY embarassing!

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                                    • clueless
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 128

                                      #19
                                      interesting topic
                                      Last edited by clueless; 11-15-2004, 10:33 PM.
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                                      • beergood
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 2918

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by clueless
                                        lolz funny thread...and what do you call when you're using both hands?
                                        The "See through Glory Hole"
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                                        • girl_next_door
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 302

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by beergood
                                          The "See through Glory Hole"
                                          lolz...that's why i envy you men, "See through Glory Hole" always comes in a handy
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                                          • vixm
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2004
                                            • 605

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by beergood
                                            Switched hands. I think I'm in love.
                                            Sorry but WeIrDo

                                            Trying with LefHand <---- Not even getting hard :: a forum with *all* guys aint' helping ;)

                                            Where's the HOT CHICS?
                                            [sig offline]

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                                            • webmaster x
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 4400

                                              #23
                                              ever tried. alternate hands simultaneously
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                                              • Nicky
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 30071

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Dawgy
                                                funny, i just had sex with your right hand.

                                                does that make it a 4 some?
                                                hahaha, no that would make it a 2some, since your hands didnt do anything

                                                gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                • Lane
                                                  Will code for food...
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 8496

                                                  #25
                                                  It feels like doing a new girlfriend.

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                                                  • fris
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                    • 55685

                                                    #26
                                                    beergood loves canada
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