I just had sex with my left hand and it was amazing
 

Switched hands. I think I'm in love. :thumbsup

funny, i just had sex with your right hand.

does that make it a 4 some?

Not really sure. With a name like Dawgy all I know is I feel violated. :(

The bad part was I thought you were Punker Barbie wearing a strap-on. I need multiple drinks.

does your right hand know yet??

try using your left hand from behind (between your legs) - it takes a bit of experimenting but it's wel worth it :P

No but I'm sure when it finds out it will develop a nasty Calice to scar my tool.

Sit on your left hand until it goes numb. Then try it again.

They call that "The Stranger".

I've done that but I call it "The Canadian"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Get a woman.

They call that "The Pussy". :thumbsup

The canadian is just as fun. Plus you get to do a little role playing by making moose sounds and wearing a lumberjack hat.

my left hand is to slow

Yeah I call my righty "Speed Racer"

Also try switching your brand of lube.

With a nmae like Gynecologist I suppose you're an expert. What do you suggest? Something that feels like either Punker Barbie or maybe a Paris Hilton feel.

Oh..you don't know the half of it!
You don't know dawgy do ya? :1orglaugh

That happened to me..sort of..when I was a kid.
During the night my left hand fell asleep and it fell across my face.
Since my hand didn't feel the face, but my face felt the hand, I reacted violently by grabbing the left with the right and screaming at the top of my lungs I was being attacked.
My parents rushed into my room, threw on the lights and started laughing so hard looking at me fighting with myself.


It was VEERRY embarassing! :(

interesting topic

The "See through Glory Hole"

lolz...that's why i envy you men, "See through Glory Hole" always comes in a handy :thumbsup

Sorry but WeIrDo

Trying with LefHand <---- Not even getting hard :: a forum with *all* guys aint' helping ;)

Where's the HOT CHICS?

ever tried. alternate hands simultaneously

hahaha, no that would make it a 2some, since your hands didnt do anything :Graucho

It feels like doing a new girlfriend.

beergood loves canada