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I just had sex with my left hand and it was amazing
Switched hands. I think I'm in love.
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funny, i just had sex with your right hand.
does that make it a 4 some?
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Not really sure. With a name like Dawgy all I know is I feel violated.
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The bad part was I thought you were Punker Barbie wearing a strap-on. I need multiple drinks.
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does your right hand know yet??
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try using your left hand from behind (between your legs) - it takes a bit of experimenting but it's wel worth it :P
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No but I'm sure when it finds out it will develop a nasty Calice to scar my tool.
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The canadian is just as fun. Plus you get to do a little role playing by making moose sounds and wearing a lumberjack hat.
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my left hand is to slow
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Yeah I call my righty "Speed Racer"
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Also try switching your brand of lube.
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During the night my left hand fell asleep and it fell across my face. Since my hand didn't feel the face, but my face felt the hand, I reacted violently by grabbing the left with the right and screaming at the top of my lungs I was being attacked. My parents rushed into my room, threw on the lights and started laughing so hard looking at me fighting with myself. It was VEERRY embarassing! ![]()
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interesting topic
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Trying with LefHand <---- Not even getting hard :: a forum with *all* guys aint' helping ;) Where's the HOT CHICS?
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ever tried. alternate hands simultaneously
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It feels like doing a new girlfriend.
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