Do you use toilet paper after shitting?? - GoFuckYourself.com

Marcin978 · 11-16-2004, 07:18 AM

Hi Guys

another stupid topic

but very important

Do you use toilet paper after shitting??

cezam · 11-16-2004, 07:19 AM

fris · 11-16-2004, 07:19 AM

i use my hand

MrJackMeHoff · 11-16-2004, 07:20 AM

My dog licks the poo off.. Wtf kind of question is this?

Vitasoy · 11-16-2004, 07:20 AM

Well of course. What do you use? Newspaper or just your plain bare hands?

Jakke PNG · 11-16-2004, 07:21 AM

I douche, and then put on some parfume. My ass smells like roses.

Bob Saget · 11-16-2004, 07:21 AM

I do not shit.

Bob Saget · 11-16-2004, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I douche, and then put on some parfume. My ass smells like roses.

where is the shitting part?

foxylady · 11-16-2004, 07:22 AM

i use water instead of toilet paper

Marcus Aurelius · 11-16-2004, 07:22 AM

I had my butthole surgically removed and my metabolism tuned to perfection by german doctors so that i produce no waste material.

underzen · 11-16-2004, 07:22 AM

I take a shit and then go outside and rub my ass in the grass

cezam · 11-16-2004, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I douche, and then put on some parfume. My ass smells like roses.

no dingleberries ?

BitterPen · 11-16-2004, 07:24 AM

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Originally posted by underzen
I take a shit and then go outside and rub my ass in the grass

Do you drag yourself around much like a dog does when it has a turd stuck to the hair on it's ass??

fris · 11-16-2004, 07:24 AM

actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.

Spunky · 11-16-2004, 07:24 AM

I use the yellow pages

BitterPen · 11-16-2004, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.

and you're gonna tell thousands of people about it?

webmaster x · 11-16-2004, 07:26 AM

nah. i use moist towels.

Magg · 11-16-2004, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.

i wouldve just asked for TP..

cezam · 11-16-2004, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.

MonsterCock · 11-16-2004, 07:27 AM

one time i took a shit in my backyard and my dog ate it.

Marcus Aurelius · 11-16-2004, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.

I have spycam pics.

fris · 11-16-2004, 07:29 AM

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Originally posted by mdcq
I have spycam pics.

sweet lord

tell people? i am an open person. i dont care what people think

BitterPen · 11-16-2004, 07:29 AM

LMAO @ mdcq

strats · 11-16-2004, 07:30 AM

I usually bend around and give myself a tongue ringer

cezam · 11-16-2004, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MonsterCock
one time i took a shit in my backyard and my dog ate it.

Nicky · 11-16-2004, 07:31 AM

LOL, who da fuck dont use TP, I like it when its soft

karlm · 11-16-2004, 07:32 AM

I use silk sheets

Vitasoy · 11-16-2004, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.

haha what a sick story! gross!

Harmon · 11-16-2004, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.

I once was in the woods with my friend Robbie when I was 8 or so. We were scouting out a good spot in a desolate area to build a tree fort.

He stopped me and said, "Look!" as he pointed down towards his sneaker.

I said, "Look at what?"

He said, "WATCH!!!"

out from the bottom of his heinous Tuffskins brown cordeuroys came a shitball and it rolled from beneath his pant leg, over his Nike, and onto the pine needles.

I exclaimed, "THAT'S GROSS! EEEEEWWW!"

We continued on about our day

Apparently he doesn't use any either

Psytonic · 11-16-2004, 07:57 AM

LMAO this thread is fucking hilarious!!

kowntafit · 11-16-2004, 08:07 AM

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LMAO this thread is fucking hilarious!!

This thread is fucking weird.

Lane · 11-16-2004, 08:33 AM

Charmin Ultra

netnut · 11-16-2004, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcin978
Hi Guys

another stupid topic

but very important

Do you use toilet paper after shitting??

what a fucking stupid question

NemesisEnforcer · 11-16-2004, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.

I hope no one is doing this in my house. I don't have toilet paper in the bathroom. I have bidets (Toto Washlet S300) on all my toilets:

http://www.washlet.com/jasmin.asp

The only incidents that I'm aware of is that my girl and her friends use the front option to masturbate. I think that's ok as long as she is not doing it while I'm available.

amacontent · 11-16-2004, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcin978
Hi Guys

another stupid topic

but very important

Do you use toilet paper after shitting??

How fuckin idiotic are these posts getting. The stupidity it must take to actually type these words. You should be banned for stupidity.

Porko · 11-16-2004, 10:10 AM

here and in some places of europe, we use to wash own ass with water. (the thing at the right of the pic)
i can´t understand how you dont use it ...

Theo · 11-16-2004, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
i use my hand

axelcat · 11-16-2004, 10:14 AM

Lucy · 11-16-2004, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.

That's just soooo wrong Fris...,even if can happened this, I would keep it like my secret and not telling to everybody man..., that's gross....

Babagirls · 11-16-2004, 10:31 AM

i use those wet nap thingys from Cottonelle.
feels so good on the tushy!

pornguy · 11-16-2004, 10:32 AM

We use baby wipes. Does a lot better job.

Harmon · 11-16-2004, 10:32 AM

Gynecologist · 11-16-2004, 10:34 AM

Since I converted to Islam I have begun wiping with my bare hand just like the rest of my fellow Muslims.

Allah Akbar!!!!

Jim_Gunn · 11-16-2004, 10:40 AM

Actually, I like those flushable wipes much better than dry t.p.. Once you use it you won't ever go back to toilet paper.

Lykos · 11-16-2004, 10:50 AM

Nope,i just wash it

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