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Originally posted by fris
actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.
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I once was in the woods with my friend Robbie when I was 8 or so. We were scouting out a good spot in a desolate area to build a tree fort.
He stopped me and said, "Look!" as he pointed down towards his sneaker.
I said, "Look at what?"
He said, "WATCH!!!"
out from the bottom of his heinous Tuffskins brown cordeuroys came a shitball and it rolled from beneath his pant leg, over his Nike, and onto the pine needles.
I exclaimed, "THAT'S GROSS! EEEEEWWW!"
We continued on about our day
Apparently he doesn't use any either
