Do you use toilet paper after shitting??
 

Hi Guys

another stupid topic

but very important


Do you use toilet paper after shitting??

no

i use my hand

My dog licks the poo off.. Wtf kind of question is this?

Well of course. What do you use? Newspaper or just your plain bare hands?

I douche, and then put on some parfume. My ass smells like roses.

I do not shit.

where is the shitting part?

i use water instead of toilet paper :)

I had my butthole surgically removed and my metabolism tuned to perfection by german doctors so that i produce no waste material.

I take a shit and then go outside and rub my ass in the grass

no dingleberries ? :1orglaugh

Do you drag yourself around much like a dog does when it has a turd stuck to the hair on it's ass??

:helpme

actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.

I use the yellow pages

and you're gonna tell thousands of people about it? :eek7



:1orglaugh

nah. i use moist towels.

i wouldve just asked for TP..

:repuke :eyecrazy

one time i took a shit in my backyard and my dog ate it.

I have spycam pics.

http://sqd.ru/files/1/403.gif

http://forums.xpuser.net/uploads/post-19-1063871985.jpg

sweet lord :)

tell people? i am an open person. i dont care what people think

LMAO @ mdcq

:1orglaugh

I usually bend around and give myself a tongue ringer

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOL, who da fuck dont use TP, I like it when its soft :glugglug

I use silk sheets

haha what a sick story! gross!

I once was in the woods with my friend Robbie when I was 8 or so. We were scouting out a good spot in a desolate area to build a tree fort.

He stopped me and said, "Look!" as he pointed down towards his sneaker.

I said, "Look at what?"

He said, "WATCH!!!"

out from the bottom of his heinous Tuffskins brown cordeuroys came a shitball and it rolled from beneath his pant leg, over his Nike, and onto the pine needles.

I exclaimed, "THAT'S GROSS! EEEEEWWW!"

We continued on about our day :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Apparently he doesn't use any either :2 cents:

LMAO this thread is fucking hilarious!! :1orglaugh

This thread is fucking weird.

Charmin Ultra

what a fucking stupid question

I hope no one is doing this in my house. I don't have toilet paper in the bathroom. I have bidets (Toto Washlet S300) on all my toilets:

http://www.washlet.com/jasmin.asp

The only incidents that I'm aware of is that my girl and her friends use the front option to masturbate. I think that's ok as long as she is not doing it while I'm available. :winkwink:

How fuckin idiotic are these posts getting. The stupidity it must take to actually type these words. You should be banned for stupidity.

here and in some places of europe, we use to wash own ass with water. (the thing at the right of the pic)
i can´t understand how you dont use it ...

http://www.alojamientos-sevilla.com/...pt5/apt5dl.jpg

:1orglaugh

:helpme

That's just soooo wrong Fris...,even if can happened this, I would keep it like my secret and not telling to everybody man..., that's gross....:helpme :ugone2far :throwup

i use those wet nap thingys from Cottonelle.
feels so good on the tushy! :winkwink:

We use baby wipes. Does a lot better job.

Since I converted to Islam I have begun wiping with my bare hand just like the rest of my fellow Muslims.

Allah Akbar!!!!

Actually, I like those flushable wipes much better than dry t.p.. Once you use it you won't ever go back to toilet paper.

Nope,i just wash it:)