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Halcyon · 11-11-2004, 12:56 PM

(Breaking news from tomorrow's FLASHCA$H newsletter)

Attorney general John Ashcroft has resigned.
I have mixed feelings since I played a pretty major role in his stepping down.

Ya see, I met Mr. Ashcroft in an AOL chatroom about 2 years ago.
At first I was just sending him links to the GrannyFucking.com POTH (Picture Of The Hour.)

But then he went on this crazy surveillance kick. I tried to avoid contact with him. But after he threatened to have all my phones tapped, I hooked him up with memberships to FuckSpy, VoyeurDorm, DudeDorm, SexSpy, and SpyCams.com.
I figured he would check them out and satisfy his curiosity.

No such luck.

Before I knew it he was harassing me to buy his upskirt content that he had been shooting.

But it was really bad, taken with a camera phone, and obviously taken without these women?s consent.

When I pressed him for the 2257 documentation, he went on this crazy, ?I *AM* THE LAW!? tirade. Quite frankly, I was scared. So, a week ago, I simply forwarded one of his increasingly frequent and annoying emails to [email protected] and CC?d [email protected] (I still had W?s email from when he was a member of SimplyTranny.com)

Next thing ya know, the old man steps down. It kinda makes me wonder if I should share those GW diaper pics on my hard drive with the press. Hmmmm?

TweetyBird · 11-11-2004, 12:59 PM

haha, good one

BigWebRev · 11-11-2004, 01:01 PM

lol

plyndrty · 11-11-2004, 01:01 PM

very nice...lol

Manowar · 11-11-2004, 01:02 PM

Persius · 11-11-2004, 01:04 PM

seeric · 11-11-2004, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon
(Breaking news from tomorrow's FLASHCA$H newsletter)

Attorney general John Ashcroft has resigned.
I have mixed feelings since I played a pretty major role in his stepping down.

Ya see, I met Mr. Ashcroft in an AOL chatroom about 2 years ago.
At first I was just sending him links to the GrannyFucking.com POTH (Picture Of The Hour.)

But then he went on this crazy surveillance kick. I tried to avoid contact with him. But after he threatened to have all my phones tapped, I hooked him up with memberships to FuckSpy, VoyeurDorm, DudeDorm, SexSpy, and SpyCams.com.
I figured he would check them out and satisfy his curiosity.

No such luck.

Before I knew it he was harassing me to buy his upskirt content that he had been shooting.

But it was really bad, taken with a camera phone, and obviously taken without these women?s consent.

When I pressed him for the 2257 documentation, he went on this crazy, ?I *AM* THE LAW!? tirade. Quite frankly, I was scared. So, a week ago, I simply forwarded one of his increasingly frequent and annoying emails to [email protected] and CC?d [email protected] (I still had W?s email from when he was a member of SimplyTranny.com)

Next thing ya know, the old man steps down. It kinda makes me wonder if I should share those GW diaper pics on my hard drive with the press. Hmmmm?

HOLY SHIT

thats a FOFB if i ever saw one.

Shok · 11-11-2004, 01:13 PM

mardigras · 11-11-2004, 01:20 PM

Ashcroft was caught in a number of incriminating positions, he had to get out before they all became public.

pornguy · 11-11-2004, 01:22 PM

I do not doubt that he is involved in some major sex shit. It is probably knee deep in CP.

Spunky · 11-11-2004, 01:22 PM

reynold · 11-11-2004, 01:41 PM

nice one. it's hilarious.

The Creator · 11-11-2004, 01:45 PM

HAHAHA!

THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

You made my day pretty boy!

Halcyon · 11-11-2004, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by The Creator
HAHAHA!

THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

You made my day pretty boy!

he heh. And being called "pretty boy" made *my* day.

*curtsies*

Kre8t0r · 11-11-2004, 01:52 PM

ROFL Good one Hal!

loverboy · 11-11-2004, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok

xclusive · 11-11-2004, 02:14 PM

LOL I can't wait til what really happened comes out because you know we are not getting the whole story as usual...

Ad3pt · 11-11-2004, 02:19 PM

Take note booger-eaters. If you're going to bash the administration this is how you do it.

Halcyon u r teh funnehy!

Peace.

BlingDaddy · 11-11-2004, 02:24 PM

Doctor Dre · 11-11-2004, 02:26 PM

That is the best photoshoped picture ever

Looks very realistic

Halcyon · 11-11-2004, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
That is the best photoshoped picture ever Looks very realistic

??? What is this 'Pho-to Shopping' you speak of?

foxylady · 11-11-2004, 02:51 PM

holy shit... lol

Halcyon · 11-11-2004, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ad3pt
Take note booger-eaters. If you're going to bash the administration this is how you do it.

Halcyon u r teh funnehy!

Peace.

Much obliged!!

Rich · 11-11-2004, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy
I do not doubt that he is involved in some major sex shit. It is probably knee deep in CP.

agreed

Halcyon · 11-11-2004, 04:28 PM

note: this week's FLASHCA$H toolkit was just sent out. So check your inbox.

Halcyon · 11-11-2004, 05:29 PM

btw, anyone have a link to the MP3 of ashcroft's "Eagels FLy" song?

tony286 · 11-11-2004, 05:31 PM

Thats too funny lol

mardigras · 11-11-2004, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon
btw, anyone have a link to the MP3 of ashcroft's "Eagels FLy" song?

Don't have an mp3 link, but here's the video
http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/....wbtv.med.html

bringer · 11-11-2004, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon
btw, anyone have a link to the MP3 of ashcroft's "Eagels FLy" song?

no mp3 but i got this
http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/....wbtv.med.html

bringer · 11-11-2004, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras
Don't have an mp3 link, but here's the video
http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/....wbtv.med.html

jerk

mardigras · 11-11-2004, 05:35 PM

If that one doesn't work
http://www.ifilm.com/viralvideo?ifilmid=2424640

Raf1 · 11-11-2004, 05:35 PM

johnnyhey · 11-11-2004, 05:36 PM

is that pic for reals?

uvort · 11-11-2004, 05:37 PM

Hahaha, that's pretty funny man, nice work

mardigras · 11-11-2004, 05:48 PM

While you're watching Bush cabinet sing, don't forget Colin Powell's rousing version of YMCA

If that can't be linked it came from http://commonsensewonder.com/mtarchives/005498.shtml

mardigras · 11-11-2004, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer
jerk

I said it first, so JINX!

Halcyon · 11-11-2004, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras
While you're watching Bush cabinet sing, don't forget Colin Powell's rousing version of YMCA

If that can't be linked it came from http://commonsensewonder.com/mtarchives/005498.shtml

Oh, man...I forgot about that.
Do you ever wake up and wonder fi you are in Bizzaro world?!

mardigras · 11-11-2004, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon
Oh, man...I forgot about that.
Do you ever wake up and wonder fi you are in Bizzaro world?!

I think that was the most surreal moment of the 1st Bush administration

2nd place would be Ari Fleischer saying people need to watch what they're saying in response to the Bill Maher controversy...

Halcyon · 11-11-2004, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok

for the evening crew...

Fletch XXX · 11-11-2004, 10:05 PM

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Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	TRUTH behind Ashcroft resignation (PIC) (Breaking news from tomorrow's FLASHCA$H newsletter) Attorney general John Ashcroft has resigned. I have mixed feelings since I played a pretty major role in his stepping down. Ya see, I met Mr. Ashcroft in an AOL chatroom about 2 years ago. At first I was just sending him links to the GrannyFucking.com POTH (Picture Of The Hour.) But then he went on this crazy surveillance kick. I tried to avoid contact with him. But after he threatened to have all my phones tapped, I hooked him up with memberships to FuckSpy, VoyeurDorm, DudeDorm, SexSpy, and SpyCams.com. I figured he would check them out and satisfy his curiosity. No such luck. Before I knew it he was harassing me to buy his upskirt content that he had been shooting. But it was really bad, taken with a camera phone, and obviously taken without these women?s consent. When I pressed him for the 2257 documentation, he went on this crazy, *?I AM* THE LAW!?** tirade. Quite frankly, I was scared. So, a week ago, I simply forwarded one of his increasingly frequent and annoying emails to [email protected] and CC?d [email protected] (I still had W?s email from when he was a member of SimplyTranny.com) Next thing ya know, the old man steps down. It kinda makes me wonder if I should share those GW diaper pics on my hard drive with the press. Hmmmm? __________________ HAL on TEDx:

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