TRUTH behind Ashcroft resignation (PIC)
 

(Breaking news from tomorrow's FLASHCA$H newsletter)

Attorney general John Ashcroft has resigned.
I have mixed feelings since I played a pretty major role in his stepping down.

http://flashcash.citizensex.com/tool...ft_upskirt.jpg

Ya see, I met Mr. Ashcroft in an AOL chatroom about 2 years ago.
At first I was just sending him links to the GrannyFucking.com POTH (Picture Of The Hour.)

But then he went on this crazy surveillance kick. I tried to avoid contact with him. But after he threatened to have all my phones tapped, I hooked him up with memberships to FuckSpy, VoyeurDorm, DudeDorm, SexSpy, and SpyCams.com.
I figured he would check them out and satisfy his curiosity.

No such luck.

Before I knew it he was harassing me to buy his upskirt content that he had been shooting.

But it was really bad, taken with a camera phone, and obviously taken without these women?s consent.

When I pressed him for the 2257 documentation, he went on this crazy, ?I *AM* THE LAW!? tirade. Quite frankly, I was scared. So, a week ago, I simply forwarded one of his increasingly frequent and annoying emails to [email protected] and CC?d [email protected] (I still had W?s email from when he was a member of SimplyTranny.com)

Next thing ya know, the old man steps down. It kinda makes me wonder if I should share those GW diaper pics on my hard drive with the press. Hmmmm?

haha, good one :Graucho

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lol

:1orglaugh very nice...lol

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HOLY SHIT

thats a FOFB if i ever saw one.



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Ashcroft was caught in a number of incriminating positions, he had to get out before they all became public.:Graucho
http://noncriminal.com/charged.jpg

I do not doubt that he is involved in some major sex shit. It is probably knee deep in CP.

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nice one. it's hilarious.

HAHAHA!

THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

You made my day pretty boy! :banana

he heh. And being called "pretty boy" made *my* day. :)

*curtsies*

ROFL Good one Hal!
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LOL I can't wait til what really happened comes out because you know we are not getting the whole story as usual...

Take note booger-eaters. If you're going to bash the administration this is how you do it.

Halcyon u r teh funnehy!

Peace.

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That is the best photoshoped picture ever :) Looks very realistic

??? What is this 'Pho-to Shopping' you speak of?

holy shit... lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Much obliged!!

agreed

note: this week's FLASHCA$H toolkit was just sent out. So check your inbox. :)

btw, anyone have a link to the MP3 of ashcroft's "Eagels FLy" song?

Thats too funny lol

Don't have an mp3 link, but here's the video
http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/....wbtv.med.html

no mp3 but i got this
http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/....wbtv.med.html

jerk

If that one doesn't work
http://www.ifilm.com/viralvideo?ifilmid=2424640

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is that pic for reals?

Hahaha, that's pretty funny man, nice work :thumbsup

While you're watching Bush cabinet sing, don't forget Colin Powell's rousing version of YMCA

If that can't be linked it came from http://commonsensewonder.com/mtarchives/005498.shtml

I said it first, so JINX!:1orglaugh

Oh, man...I forgot about that.
Do you ever wake up and wonder fi you are in Bizzaro world?!

I think that was the most surreal moment of the 1st Bush administration:glugglug

2nd place would be Ari Fleischer saying people need to watch what they're saying in response to the Bill Maher controversy...

for the evening crew...

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