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			 If u touch it, I will cum 
			
		
			
			
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				If you were a Dildo...
			 
			....what color would you be?  how big would you be? would you vibrate as well? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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			 **LOOKING FOR TRADES** 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 i'd be the T3 of dildos... any color,shape,form   
		
	
		
		
		
		
			  'i have come back from the future to pump you in every hole possible' 
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			 If u touch it, I will cum 
			
		
			
			
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			 **LOOKING FOR TRADES** 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		      it wasn't me.... see there's this bunny in my basement, he tells me what to say sometimes.. actually all the time---- what? what's that mr.bunny?.. oh, ok.... i have to go now... be back later..... i gotta go water the pool 
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		 Id be a 8" red dildo that vibrates  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 I would be Blue like my eyes 6'7" like my height and I would vibrate but only for a minute or two just like I fuck... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I'd be 4'' and green.    
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 depends! would i be used on a female or male! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 i would be a huge green one called the giant gnome 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 huge and pink 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I'd be in the shape of a Sherm Stick and I would vibrate so much that the pleasure would be followed by insane hallucinations.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 If u touch it, I will cum 
			
		
			
			
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		 I would be a skinny one and "Made in Brazil" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I'd be a Rabbit with an anal attachment. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 I'm a great bowler. 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 I'd be big, black, and attached to the end of a jackhammer! Good times, man, good times!   
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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