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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #1

    If you were a Dildo...

    ....what color would you be? how big would you be? would you vibrate as well?


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  • abyss_al
    **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
    • Oct 2003
    • 15605

    #2
    i'd be the T3 of dildos... any color,shape,form

    'i have come back from the future to pump you in every hole possible'
    EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx

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    • MrIzzz
      If u touch it, I will cum
      • Sep 2003
      • 22923

      #3
      Originally posted by abyss_al
      i'd be the T3 of dildos... any color,shape,form

      'i have come back from the future to pump you in every hole possible'


      lmfao


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      • buddyjuf

        #4
        Originally posted by abyss_al
        i'd be the T3 of dildos... any color,shape,form

        'i have come back from the future to pump you in every hole possible'
        wow, speak about an imagination

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        • Manowar
          jellyfish  
          • Dec 2003
          • 71528

          #5
          Originally posted by abyss_al
          i'd be the T3 of dildos... any color,shape,form

          'i have come back from the future to pump you in every hole possible'

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          • abyss_al
            **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
            • Oct 2003
            • 15605

            #6


            it wasn't me.... see there's this bunny in my basement, he tells me what to say sometimes.. actually all the time---- what? what's that mr.bunny?.. oh, ok.... i have to go now... be back later..... i gotta go water the pool
            EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx

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            • Nicky
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Mar 2003
              • 30071

              #7
              Id be a 8" red dildo that vibrates

              gfynicky @ gmail.com

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              • xclusive
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Apr 2004
                • 35218

                #8
                I would be Blue like my eyes 6'7" like my height and I would vibrate but only for a minute or two just like I fuck...

                I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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                • BIGTYMER
                  Junior Achiever
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 17066

                  #9
                  I'd be 4'' and green.

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                  • corbu
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 1461

                    #10
                    depends! would i be used on a female or male!

                    corbu

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                    • GiantGnome
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 4344

                      #11
                      i would be a huge green one called the giant gnome
                      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                      • hova
                        Traffillionaire
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 22430

                        #12
                        huge and pink
                        http://traffillions.com/

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                        • shermo

                          #13
                          I'd be in the shape of a Sherm Stick and I would vibrate so much that the pleasure would be followed by insane hallucinations.

                          Color: Green!

                          Size: 6 Inches

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                          • MrIzzz
                            If u touch it, I will cum
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 22923

                            #14
                            Originally posted by corbu
                            depends! would i be used on a female or male!

                            corbu
                            whatever suites your fancy, lol

                            i dont know if your a guy or girl


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                            • MrIzzz
                              If u touch it, I will cum
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 22923

                              #15
                              Originally posted by GiantGnome
                              i would be a huge green one called the giant gnome
                              dude that actually is is a great marketable name for a sextoy


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                              • MrIzzz
                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 22923

                                #16
                                Originally posted by shermsshack
                                I'd be in the shape of a Sherm Stick and I would vibrate so much that the pleasure would be followed by insane hallucinations.

                                Color: Green!

                                Size: 6 Inches
                                will it be dipped in peyote???


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                                • Jer
                                  God is Brazilian
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 10601

                                  #17
                                  I would be a skinny one and "Made in Brazil"

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                                  • swedguy
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 7981

                                    #18
                                    I'd be a Rabbit with an anal attachment.

                                    It licks the clit, vibrates and rotates in the pussy and a small one in the ass. God I would be in heaven

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                                    • reynold
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 51271

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                      ....what color would you be? how big would you be? would you vibrate as well?
                                      I would be glow in the dark coloured green dildo.

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                                      • Rob
                                        I'm a great bowler.
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 13310

                                        #20
                                        I'd be big, black, and attached to the end of a jackhammer! Good times, man, good times!

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