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Old 11-10-2004, 04:45 PM   #1
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If you were a Dildo...
....what color would you be? how big would you be? would you vibrate as well?
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:47 PM   #2
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i'd be the T3 of dildos... any color,shape,form

'i have come back from the future to pump you in every hole possible'
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:47 PM   #3
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i'd be the T3 of dildos... any color,shape,form

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lmfao
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:50 PM   #4
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wow, speak about an imagination
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:51 PM   #5
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'i have come back from the future to pump you in every hole possible'
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:54 PM   #6
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it wasn't me.... see there's this bunny in my basement, he tells me what to say sometimes.. actually all the time---- what? what's that mr.bunny?.. oh, ok.... i have to go now... be back later..... i gotta go water the pool
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:54 PM   #7
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Id be a 8" red dildo that vibrates
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:55 PM   #8
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I would be Blue like my eyes 6'7" like my height and I would vibrate but only for a minute or two just like I fuck...
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:57 PM   #9
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I'd be 4'' and green.
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Old 11-10-2004, 05:23 PM   #10
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depends! would i be used on a female or male!

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Old 11-10-2004, 05:25 PM   #11
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i would be a huge green one called the giant gnome
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Old 11-10-2004, 05:35 PM   #12
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Old 11-10-2004, 06:39 PM   #13
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I'd be in the shape of a Sherm Stick and I would vibrate so much that the pleasure would be followed by insane hallucinations.

Color: Green!

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Old 11-10-2004, 06:41 PM   #14
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depends! would i be used on a female or male!

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whatever suites your fancy, lol

i dont know if your a guy or girl
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Old 11-10-2004, 06:42 PM   #15
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i would be a huge green one called the giant gnome
dude that actually is is a great marketable name for a sextoy
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Old 11-10-2004, 06:43 PM   #16
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I'd be in the shape of a Sherm Stick and I would vibrate so much that the pleasure would be followed by insane hallucinations.

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will it be dipped in peyote???
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Old 11-10-2004, 06:45 PM   #17
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I would be a skinny one and "Made in Brazil"
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Old 11-10-2004, 06:46 PM   #18
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I'd be a Rabbit with an anal attachment.

It licks the clit, vibrates and rotates in the pussy and a small one in the ass. God I would be in heaven
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Old 11-11-2004, 02:46 PM   #19
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....what color would you be? how big would you be? would you vibrate as well?
I would be glow in the dark coloured green dildo.
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Old 11-11-2004, 02:47 PM   #20
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I'd be big, black, and attached to the end of a jackhammer! Good times, man, good times!
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