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SteveLightspeed · 11-10-2004, 04:27 PM

Don't bother submitting nominations, because its completely rigged and Lightspeedcash will win every category again for a record 6th year in a row!

Steve Lightspeed

GotGauge · 11-10-2004, 04:29 PM

Lace · 11-10-2004, 04:29 PM

You make my cock hard. Does that make me gay?

newbreed · 11-10-2004, 04:34 PM

axelcat · 11-10-2004, 04:36 PM

very good

ry0t · 11-10-2004, 04:44 PM

That's good to be nominated in every category.

SteveLightspeed · 11-10-2004, 04:49 PM

I might open some new categories this year, to compete with the other award parties at Internext:

How about these to start:

the "Kissed my ass the most this year" award
the "Paid the most in bribes/kickbacks this year" award
the "Sent the most traffic this year" award
and the highly-coveted

"I fucked up so I need to give him an award this year" award

Steve Lightspeed

TheJimmy · 11-10-2004, 04:51 PM

oh man, you GOT to add the recently coined

"Best Lightspeed of the Ghetto" award...

Sly · 11-10-2004, 04:51 PM

Awards are never rigged!

SiMpLe · 11-10-2004, 06:03 PM

LOL sounds very familiar... Just like

SteveLightspeed · 11-10-2004, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I might open some new categories this year, to compete with the other award parties at Internext:

How about these to start:

the "Kissed my ass the most this year" award
the "Paid the most in bribes/kickbacks this year" award
the "Sent the most traffic this year" award
and the highly-coveted

"I fucked up so I need to give him an award this year" award

Steve Lightspeed

Wait, I got more:

the "you gave me a smokin' deal on hosting this year" award
the "you let me bill with multiple prechecked crosssells this year" award
and the "you let me spam my awards party on your message board" award

shall I continue?

Easton · 11-10-2004, 09:43 PM

fatal attraction · 11-10-2004, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Wait, I got more:

the "you gave me a smokin' deal on hosting this year" award
the "you let me bill with multiple prechecked crosssells this year" award
and the "you let me spam my awards party on your message board" award

shall I continue?

Please do!

Kimmykim · 11-10-2004, 09:47 PM

Steve, you fucking TOLD me I'd win this year when I didn't win last year!

SteveLightspeed · 11-10-2004, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Steve, you fucking TOLD me I'd win this year when I didn't win last year!

Ok ok... one more just for KK:

the "Kimmykim is gonna kick the shit out of me if I don't honor her with an award" award

or alternatively called:

the "Lightspeed of the Ghetto" award

edit: sorry KK, you walked right into that one, I couldn't resist.

I think I'll call yours the "No time to talk to YOU on the telephone" award

Kimmykim · 11-11-2004, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed

edit: sorry KK, you walked right into that one, I couldn't resist.

I think I'll call yours the "No time to talk to YOU on the telephone" award

Oh my God, can I have a big pink princess phone instead of a trophy?

;-}}}}

webair · 11-11-2004, 11:36 AM

hahah classic

Steelhead · 11-11-2004, 11:38 AM

so true so true

Juicy D. Links · 11-11-2004, 11:56 AM

who wins best looking male???

<------------me off course

JFK · 11-11-2004, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Don't bother submitting nominations, because its completely rigged and Lightspeedcash will win every category again for a record 6th year in a row!

Steve Lightspeed

does this mean I should rip up my acceptance speech ?

JFK · 11-11-2004, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
"can I have a big pink princess" instead of a trophy?

hey I thought You already have one of those

fris · 11-11-2004, 12:04 PM

SteveLightspeed · 11-24-2004, 10:45 AM

This year's biggest honor will be the

the "Too smart/experienced to get fooled by fake awards" award

D-Money · 11-29-2004, 03:13 PM

I have the feeling you're making fun of my awards.

Phoenix · 11-29-2004, 03:14 PM

i want to win the crazy canuck award

SteveLightspeed · 11-29-2004, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money
I have the feeling you're making fun of my awards.

D-Money gets the "Thank you, Captain Obvious" award!
But you don't run the only awards party, right?

Steve Lightspeed

Bugbee · 11-29-2004, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
D-Money gets the "Thank you, Captain Obvious" award!
But you don't run the only awards party, right?

Steve Lightspeed

oh fuck steve that was plain evil,

i love you guys!

SteveLightspeed · 11-29-2004, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GigaBugbee
i love you guys!

Well, that makes ONE of you.... ask Helmy?

corvette · 11-29-2004, 03:31 PM

what do i win?

Kimmykim · 11-29-2004, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFK
hey I thought You already have one of those

Who, MFM? ;)

Stewie · 11-29-2004, 03:45 PM

D-Money · 11-29-2004, 03:56 PM

For those that don't know the history behind the Big Woody Awards, here it is.

When the Players Ball was just starting I went to Sundance with Farrell and the Southpark guys, Matt and Trey.

Farrell and his friends started an event called Lapdance. It was designed as a way to give a platform for them and their friends to get their independant movies seen.

I admired that they built a platform and decided to give the spotlight to those they felt worthy.

When I did the Players Ball, I realized I also had a platform and I too can send any message I want.

So I decided on doing my own awards, making fun of the other awards because they're almost always fixed. I came out and said, it's D$'s Big Woody Awards, I pick them, no fixing!

Lightspeed and I share the same opinions on awards, that's the humor behind the Big Woody Awards. If you don't like the other awards, start your own.

I'm not using Xbiz as an example because I started these way before the XBiz awards. I have no idea how they do their awards and it's none of my business. I've got love for everyone over there.

I even picked a big dick for people to hold, it's funny.

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SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	I might open some new categories this year, to compete with the other award parties at Internext: How about these to start: the "Kissed my ass the most this year" award the "Paid the most in bribes/kickbacks this year" award the "Sent the most traffic this year" award and the highly-coveted "I fucked up so I need to give him an award this year" award Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra! Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 11-10-2004 at 04:50 PM..

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D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	For those that don't know the history behind the Big Woody Awards, here it is. When the Players Ball was just starting I went to Sundance with Farrell and the Southpark guys, Matt and Trey. Farrell and his friends started an event called Lapdance. It was designed as a way to give a platform for them and their friends to get their independant movies seen. I admired that they built a platform and decided to give the spotlight to those they felt worthy. When I did the Players Ball, I realized I also had a platform and I too can send any message I want. So I decided on doing my own awards, making fun of the other awards because they're almost always fixed. I came out and said, it's D$'s Big Woody Awards, I pick them, no fixing! Lightspeed and I share the same opinions on awards, that's the humor behind the Big Woody Awards. If you don't like the other awards, start your own. I'm not using Xbiz as an example because I started these way before the XBiz awards. I have no idea how they do their awards and it's none of my business. I've got love for everyone over there. I even picked a big dick for people to hold, it's funny. __________________ Still Ballin'