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Old 11-10-2004, 09:41 PM  
SteveLightspeed
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Originally posted by Lightspeed
I might open some new categories this year, to compete with the other award parties at Internext:

How about these to start:

the "Kissed my ass the most this year" award
the "Paid the most in bribes/kickbacks this year" award
the "Sent the most traffic this year" award
and the highly-coveted

"I fucked up so I need to give him an award this year" award

Steve Lightspeed
Wait, I got more:

the "you gave me a smokin' deal on hosting this year" award
the "you let me bill with multiple prechecked crosssells this year" award
and the "you let me spam my awards party on your message board" award


shall I continue?
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