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reynold · 11-10-2004, 09:35 AM

Hello, is this the RCMP
Yes. What do you want?
I'm calling to report my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick!
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!
Thank you very much for the call, sir.
The next day, the RCMP officers descended on Mike's house.
They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana.
They swore at Mike, he swore at them, and then they left.
Later that same day, the phone rang at Mike's house...........
Hey, Mike! Did the RCMP come to your house?
Yeah!
Did they chop your firewood?
Yep
Happy Birthday, Buddy

TheLegacy · 11-10-2004, 09:37 AM

and now you know why so many americans want to move up here

skyechase · 11-10-2004, 09:44 AM

haha haha

NaughtyJenn · 11-10-2004, 09:45 AM

That was cute

reynold · 11-10-2004, 09:45 AM

yes, now i know why.

BradM · 11-10-2004, 09:45 AM

LOL! Nice man very nice.

HammerALL · 11-10-2004, 09:56 AM

That put a smile on my face - good stuff!

dcortez · 11-10-2004, 09:59 AM

Take off, eh!

-Dino

Dagwolf · 11-10-2004, 10:09 AM

True story.

Evil Chris · 11-10-2004, 10:14 AM

hahaha... good one.
Thanks.

reynold · 11-10-2004, 11:02 AM

Thank you guys for laughing.

skyechase · 11-10-2004, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold
Thank you guys for laughing.

We are amused easy.

RuthXtremePay · 11-10-2004, 11:04 AM

- I'm gonna have to remember that one! LOL - good one

vixm · 11-10-2004, 11:06 AM

hehe

doober · 11-10-2004, 11:34 AM

that was good one lol

reynold · 11-10-2004, 02:07 PM

Thanks for appreciating it.

Wiggles · 11-10-2004, 02:08 PM

haha that is fucking awesome, i love being Canadian!

WiredGuy · 11-10-2004, 02:22 PM

kmanrox · 11-10-2004, 02:23 PM

haha that *is* a good one

Hugh · 11-10-2004, 02:28 PM

canada rocks!

Phoenix · 11-10-2004, 02:35 PM

haha...i used to hate chopping wood

11-10-2004, 09:35 AM	#1
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Canadian 911 Call Hello, is this the RCMP Yes. What do you want? I'm calling to report my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Thank you very much for the call, sir. The next day, the RCMP officers descended on Mike's house. They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They swore at Mike, he swore at them, and then they left. Later that same day, the phone rang at Mike's house........... Hey, Mike! Did the RCMP come to your house? Yeah! Did they chop your firewood? Yep Happy Birthday, Buddy

11-10-2004, 09:37 AM	#2
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11-10-2004, 09:59 AM	#8
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11-10-2004, 11:02 AM	#11
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11-10-2004, 02:35 PM	#21
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