reynold

Hello, is this the RCMP
Yes. What do you want?
I'm calling to report my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick!
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!
Thank you very much for the call, sir.
The next day, the RCMP officers descended on Mike's house.
They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana.
They swore at Mike, he swore at them, and then they left.
Later that same day, the phone rang at Mike's house...........
Hey, Mike! Did the RCMP come to your house?
Yeah!
Did they chop your firewood?
Yep
Happy Birthday, Buddy