Canadian 911 Call
 

Hello, is this the RCMP
Yes. What do you want?
I'm calling to report my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick!
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!
Thank you very much for the call, sir.
The next day, the RCMP officers descended on Mike's house.
They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana.
They swore at Mike, he swore at them, and then they left.
Later that same day, the phone rang at Mike's house...........
Hey, Mike! Did the RCMP come to your house?
Yeah!
Did they chop your firewood?
Yep
Happy Birthday, Buddy

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

and now you know why so many americans want to move up here

haha haha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That was cute:)

yes, now i know why.

LOL! Nice man very nice.

That put a smile on my face - good stuff!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Take off, eh!

:thumbsup

-Dino

True story. :thumbsup

hahaha... good one.
Thanks.

Thank you guys for laughing.

We are amused easy. :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh - I'm gonna have to remember that one! LOL - good one :thumbsup

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hehe

that was good one lol

:winkwink:

Thanks for appreciating it.

haha that is fucking awesome, i love being Canadian!

LOL

haha that *is* a good one

canada rocks! :thumbsup

haha...i used to hate chopping wood