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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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Anybody Here Have Ever Poked Somebody's Eye Out?
how many times did your parents or some other adult tell you to stop doing something cuz 'you're going to poke somebody's eye out'?
never fucking happened did it - liars, got on your case for nothing, just to hear themselves talk.
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holla
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: KFC
Posts: 11,769
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we were playing that old school game "try to stab the coke can off of my head while i move around like i have parkinsons disease and while you try and stab and i move, we both can wonder how it stays on my head"
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sperm tail
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: nj
Posts: 11,019
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i've nutted in my girl's eye a few times
thats how i got title "her sharpshooter" for hot minute
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 2,184
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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![]() ![]() ![]() Yea but when it happens ... it's REALLY not funny |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Detroit Areola
Posts: 4,309
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I eye-gouged a guy in a street fight a few years back after being tackled and kicked. I don't think I "poked" it out but I got him good.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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During the begging of UFC eye gouging, fish hooking and nut punching were all allowed back then. It was nuts!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
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Programming King Pin
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Montreal
Posts: 27,360
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Entrepreneur
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 31,429
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Nailed my little brother in the eye with an iceball compacted within a snowball. He was fucked up and my buddy and I tossed him in the station wagon and threw blankets on him so my mom wouldn't hear him screaming.
Also stuck M&M's up his nose. We didn't get along very well as kids or as adults for that matter. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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