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Old 11-08-2004, 09:41 PM   #1
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Anybody Here Have Ever Poked Somebody's Eye Out?

how many times did your parents or some other adult tell you to stop doing something cuz 'you're going to poke somebody's eye out'?

never fucking happened did it - liars, got on your case for nothing, just to hear themselves talk.
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Old 11-08-2004, 09:58 PM   #2
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we were playing that old school game "try to stab the coke can off of my head while i move around like i have parkinsons disease and while you try and stab and i move, we both can wonder how it stays on my head"

i love that game

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Old 11-08-2004, 09:59 PM   #3
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i've nutted in my girl's eye a few times

thats how i got title "her sharpshooter" for hot minute
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Old 11-08-2004, 10:00 PM   #4
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how many times did your parents or some other adult tell you to stop doing something cuz 'you're going to poke somebody's eye out'?

never fucking happened did it - liars, got on your case for nothing, just to hear themselves talk.
I never poked an eye out but my palms did grow hair on them.
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Old 11-08-2004, 10:02 PM   #5
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Yea but when it happens ... it's REALLY not funny
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Old 11-08-2004, 10:06 PM   #6
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I eye-gouged a guy in a street fight a few years back after being tackled and kicked. I don't think I "poked" it out but I got him good.

Does that count?
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Old 11-08-2004, 10:11 PM   #7
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During the begging of UFC eye gouging, fish hooking and nut punching were all allowed back then. It was nuts!
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Old 11-09-2004, 02:37 PM   #8
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how many times did your parents or some other adult tell you to stop doing something cuz 'you're going to poke somebody's eye out'?

never fucking happened did it - liars, got on your case for nothing, just to hear themselves talk.
i'm a good boy back then, I listen to my parents back then. never poke someones eye.
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Old 11-09-2004, 02:38 PM   #9
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we were playing that old school game "try to stab the coke can off of my head while i move around like i have parkinsons disease and while you try and stab and i move, we both can wonder how it stays on my head"

i love that game

lol
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Old 11-09-2004, 02:40 PM   #10
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Nailed my little brother in the eye with an iceball compacted within a snowball. He was fucked up and my buddy and I tossed him in the station wagon and threw blankets on him so my mom wouldn't hear him screaming.

Also stuck M&M's up his nose.

We didn't get along very well as kids or as adults for that matter.

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Old 11-09-2004, 02:42 PM   #11
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