Anybody Here Have Ever Poked Somebody's Eye Out?
 

how many times did your parents or some other adult tell you to stop doing something cuz 'you're going to poke somebody's eye out'?

never fucking happened did it - liars, got on your case for nothing, just to hear themselves talk.

we were playing that old school game "try to stab the coke can off of my head while i move around like i have parkinsons disease and while you try and stab and i move, we both can wonder how it stays on my head"

i love that game

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i've nutted in my girl's eye a few times

thats how i got title "her sharpshooter" for hot minute

I never poked an eye out but my palms did grow hair on them.

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Yea but when it happens ... it's REALLY not funny

I eye-gouged a guy in a street fight a few years back after being tackled and kicked. I don't think I "poked" it out but I got him good.

Does that count?
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During the begging of UFC eye gouging, fish hooking and nut punching were all allowed back then. It was nuts!

i'm a good boy back then, I listen to my parents back then. never poke someones eye.

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Nailed my little brother in the eye with an iceball compacted within a snowball. He was fucked up and my buddy and I tossed him in the station wagon and threw blankets on him so my mom wouldn't hear him screaming.

Also stuck M&M's up his nose.

We didn't get along very well as kids or as adults for that matter.

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i bet it was :1orglaugh