The Man Who Broke the Bank of England

[VeriSexy]

George Soros

George Soros (born August 12, 1930) is a Hungarian-born American businessman. He is famous as a currency speculator and a philanthropist. Currently, he is the chairman of Soros Fund Management and the Open Society Institute and is also director of the Council on Foreign Relations. In the run-up to the 2004 United States Presidential election, he became known in the United States for donating large sums of money to organizations seeking to unseat US President George W. Bush.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Soros

[Head]

Ya he's worth some large coin.

[Thomas van de Koch]

I've met George in 1995 in Mexico City on a conference.

I talked to him 5 -10 minutes privately and presented him my business plans.

He seemed very impressed and gave me his private phone number.

However, short after that my life almost ended.

M pregnant wife died and I lost $2,100,000 in cash while cosing the US - Mexican border.

Then I was put in federal prison in Massachusetts , where I spent 6 long years being ass raped by black criminals and reading Frederic Nietzsche .

To sum up - unfortunately I doubt George would remember me today.


But - I have NOT said my last word yet.


Thomas

[TheSquealer]

Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
I've met George in 1995 in Mexico City on a conference.

I talked to him 5 -10 minutes privately and presented him my business plans.

He seemed very impressed and gave me his private phone number.

However, short after that my life almost ended.

M pregnant wife died and I lost $2,100,000 in cash while cosing the US - Mexican border.

Then I was put in federal prison in Massachusetts , where I spent 6 long years being ass raped by black criminals and reading Frederic Nietzsche .

To sum up - unfortunately I doubt George would remember me today.


But - I have NOT said my last word yet.


Thomas

Almost the same thing happened to me. I had the priveledge of meeting George Soros at a political fundraiser. He sat directly accross from my wife. He was a very nice guy and pleasant to talk to.

A couple times I caught him rubbing his foot on my wifes leg and eventually had his toes between her legs rubbing her clit. She seemed to enjoy it, so I started up a conversation with him. I kept trying to talk about currency markets and international finance but he kept directing the conversation back to naked midgets covered in mayonaise and shaving puppies for sport.

Eventually we went back to him to his room where we ended up eating X like candy, drank cheap whisky from the bottle and watched some gay porn (Turd Burglers 3 - The Reach Around).

We sat next to each other and chatted.... and while he was licking my nipples, and tickling my ass, I explained to him my idea for a pedal powered wheel chair. Needless to say, he was quite impressed. It was novel, unique and had never been done. He noticed I was a visionary right away.

He gave me his private phone number and let me keep 2 of the midgets.

You can be rest assured that I will be doing some business with my good friend George in the future!

[slapass]

some people have a little too much free time.

[reynold]

hhmm... some guy he is huh?

[polish_aristocrat]

Could Soros increase the value of the USD with his speculations?

[Manowar]

Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
I've met George in 1995 in Mexico City on a conference.

I talked to him 5 -10 minutes privately and presented him my business plans.

He seemed very impressed and gave me his private phone number.

However, short after that my life almost ended.

M pregnant wife died and I lost $2,100,000 in cash while cosing the US - Mexican border.

Then I was put in federal prison in Massachusetts , where I spent 6 long years being ass raped by black criminals and reading Frederic Nietzsche .

To sum up - unfortunately I doubt George would remember me today.


But - I have NOT said my last word yet.


Thomas

[spamofon]

Originally posted by TheSquealer
Almost the same thing happened to me. I had the priveledge of meeting George Soros at a political fundraiser. He sat directly accross from my wife. He was a very nice guy and pleasant to talk to.

A couple times I caught him rubbing his foot on my wifes leg and eventually had his toes between her legs rubbing her clit. She seemed to enjoy it, so I started up a conversation with him. I kept trying to talk about currency markets and international finance but he kept directing the conversation back to naked midgets covered in mayonaise and shaving puppies for sport.

Eventually we went back to him to his room where we ended up eating X like candy, drank cheap whisky from the bottle and watched some gay porn (Turd Burglers 3 - The Reach Around).

We sat next to each other and chatted.... and while he was licking my nipples, and tickling my ass, I explained to him my idea for a pedal powered wheel chair. Needless to say, he was quite impressed. It was novel, unique and had never been done. He noticed I was a visionary right away.

He gave me his private phone number and let me keep 2 of the midgets.

You can be rest assured that I will be doing some business with my good friend George in the future!

[1_rocco_s]

who is Soros?

[neverlearn]

Originally posted by TheSquealer
Almost the same thing happened to me. I had the priveledge of meeting George Soros at a political fundraiser. He sat directly accross from my wife. He was a very nice guy and pleasant to talk to.

A couple times I caught him rubbing his foot on my wifes leg and eventually had his toes between her legs rubbing her clit. She seemed to enjoy it, so I started up a conversation with him. I kept trying to talk about currency markets and international finance but he kept directing the conversation back to naked midgets covered in mayonaise and shaving puppies for sport.

Eventually we went back to him to his room where we ended up eating X like candy, drank cheap whisky from the bottle and watched some gay porn (Turd Burglers 3 - The Reach Around).

We sat next to each other and chatted.... and while he was licking my nipples, and tickling my ass, I explained to him my idea for a pedal powered wheel chair. Needless to say, he was quite impressed. It was novel, unique and had never been done. He noticed I was a visionary right away.

He gave me his private phone number and let me keep 2 of the midgets.

You can be rest assured that I will be doing some business with my good friend George in the future!

[ytcracker]

Originally posted by TheSquealer
Almost the same thing happened to me. I had the priveledge of meeting George Soros at a political fundraiser. He sat directly accross from my wife. He was a very nice guy and pleasant to talk to.

A couple times I caught him rubbing his foot on my wifes leg and eventually had his toes between her legs rubbing her clit. She seemed to enjoy it, so I started up a conversation with him. I kept trying to talk about currency markets and international finance but he kept directing the conversation back to naked midgets covered in mayonaise and shaving puppies for sport.

Eventually we went back to him to his room where we ended up eating X like candy, drank cheap whisky from the bottle and watched some gay porn (Turd Burglers 3 - The Reach Around).

We sat next to each other and chatted.... and while he was licking my nipples, and tickling my ass, I explained to him my idea for a pedal powered wheel chair. Needless to say, he was quite impressed. It was novel, unique and had never been done. He noticed I was a visionary right away.

He gave me his private phone number and let me keep 2 of the midgets.

You can be rest assured that I will be doing some business with my good friend George in the future!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Drake]

Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
I've met George in 1995 in Mexico City on a conference.

I talked to him 5 -10 minutes privately and presented him my business plans.

He seemed very impressed and gave me his private phone number.

However, short after that my life almost ended.

M pregnant wife died and I lost $2,100,000 in cash while cosing the US - Mexican border.

Then I was put in federal prison in Massachusetts , where I spent 6 long years being ass raped by black criminals and reading Frederic Nietzsche .

To sum up - unfortunately I doubt George would remember me today.


But - I have NOT said my last word yet.


Thomas

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Originally posted by TheSquealer
Almost the same thing happened to me. I had the priveledge of meeting George Soros at a political fundraiser. He sat directly accross from my wife. He was a very nice guy and pleasant to talk to.

A couple times I caught him rubbing his foot on my wifes leg and eventually had his toes between her legs rubbing her clit. She seemed to enjoy it, so I started up a conversation with him. I kept trying to talk about currency markets and international finance but he kept directing the conversation back to naked midgets covered in mayonaise and shaving puppies for sport.

Eventually we went back to him to his room where we ended up eating X like candy, drank cheap whisky from the bottle and watched some gay porn (Turd Burglers 3 - The Reach Around).

We sat next to each other and chatted.... and while he was licking my nipples, and tickling my ass, I explained to him my idea for a pedal powered wheel chair. Needless to say, he was quite impressed. It was novel, unique and had never been done. He noticed I was a visionary right away.

He gave me his private phone number and let me keep 2 of the midgets.

You can be rest assured that I will be doing some business with my good friend George in the future!

too funny

[Thomas van de Koch]

Originally posted by TheSquealer
Almost the same thing happened to me. I had the priveledge of meeting George Soros at a political fundraiser. He sat directly accross from my wife. He was a very nice guy and pleasant to talk to.

A couple times I caught him rubbing his foot on my wifes leg and eventually had his toes between her legs rubbing her clit. She seemed to enjoy it, so I started up a conversation with him. I kept trying to talk about currency markets and international finance but he kept directing the conversation back to naked midgets covered in mayonaise and shaving puppies for sport.

Eventually we went back to him to his room where we ended up eating X like candy, drank cheap whisky from the bottle and watched some gay porn (Turd Burglers 3 - The Reach Around).

We sat next to each other and chatted.... and while he was licking my nipples, and tickling my ass, I explained to him my idea for a pedal powered wheel chair. Needless to say, he was quite impressed. It was novel, unique and had never been done. He noticed I was a visionary right away.

He gave me his private phone number and let me keep 2 of the midgets.

You can be rest assured that I will be doing some business with my good friend George in the future!

I would like to do business with you Sir.

Are you interested in a partnership deal in collecting sea animals from the Carribean?


http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...adid=385501&s=



Thomas van de Koch

[polish_aristocrat]

Originally posted by Mike33
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too funny

So true

[getfreeze]

funny

[TheSquealer]

Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
I would like to do business with you Sir.

Are you interested in a partnership deal in collecting sea animals from the Carribean?


http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...adid=385501&s=



Thomas van de Koch

Dear Sir,

I cannot tell you how refreshing it is to find a fellow adventurer, risk taker and sucessful investor such as yourself. I am truly flattered by your offer.

I have to ask,... is this proposal by chance about Sea Monkeys? My fellow investors and I once I attempted to go to the source on this one to cut out the comic book middle men and regretfully, had little success.

Our initial projections counted on us catching 100 Metric Tons of live Sea Monkeys per month. This would have yielded a net profit of approximately $10,000,000.00 per month at $3.00 USD per once (1 packet of Sea Monkeys).

We were forced to terminate the project after 6 months as we all now suffer from chronic arthritus after baiting all those tiny little fucking hooks.

We never caught a Sea Monkey, but we were close. Really close. We too, are also looking for investors to revive this project. As you can see, it is quite a profitable and lucrative business.

I remain interested and await your reply with great anticipation.


*PS

Attached below is a comprehensive business plan for our Sea Monkey project for your convienence. Please review it at your leisure.

[Phoenix]

ive read one of his books

the Alchemy of finance.

[polish_aristocrat]

Originally posted by TheSquealer
Dear Sir,

I cannot tell you how refreshing it is to find a fellow adventurer, risk taker and sucessful investor such as yourself. I am truly flattered by your offer.

I have to ask,... is this proposal by chance about Sea Monkeys? My fellow investors and I once I attempted to go to the source on this one to cut out the comic book middle men and regretfully, had little success.

Our initial projections counted on us catching 100 Metric Tons of live Sea Monkeys per month. This would have yielded a net profit of approximately $10,000,000.00 per month at $3.00 USD per once (1 packet of Sea Monkeys).

We were forced to terminate the project after 6 months as we all now suffer from chronic arthritus after baiting all those tiny little fucking hooks.

We never caught a Sea Monkey, but we were close. Really close. We too, are also looking for investors to revive this project. As you can see, it is quite a profitable and lucrative business.

I remain interested and await your reply with great anticipation.


*PS

Attached below is a comprehensive business plan for our Sea Monkey project for your convienence. Please review it at your leisure.

looooool