Dear Sir,
I cannot tell you how refreshing it is to find a fellow adventurer, risk taker and sucessful investor such as yourself. I am truly flattered by your offer.
I have to ask,... is this proposal by chance about Sea Monkeys? My fellow investors and I once I attempted to go to the source on this one to cut out the comic book middle men and regretfully, had little success.
Our initial projections counted on us catching 100 Metric Tons of live Sea Monkeys per month. This would have yielded a net profit of approximately $10,000,000.00 per month at $3.00 USD per once (1 packet of Sea Monkeys).
We were forced to terminate the project after 6 months as we all now suffer from chronic arthritus after baiting all those tiny little fucking hooks.
We never caught a Sea Monkey, but we were close. Really close. We too, are also looking for investors to revive this project. As you can see, it is quite a profitable and lucrative business.
I remain interested and await your reply with great anticipation.
*PS
Attached below is a comprehensive business plan for our Sea Monkey project for your convienence. Please review it at your leisure.
