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spamofon · 11-09-2004, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by TheSquealer
Almost the same thing happened to me. I had the priveledge of meeting George Soros at a political fundraiser. He sat directly accross from my wife. He was a very nice guy and pleasant to talk to.

A couple times I caught him rubbing his foot on my wifes leg and eventually had his toes between her legs rubbing her clit. She seemed to enjoy it, so I started up a conversation with him. I kept trying to talk about currency markets and international finance but he kept directing the conversation back to naked midgets covered in mayonaise and shaving puppies for sport.

Eventually we went back to him to his room where we ended up eating X like candy, drank cheap whisky from the bottle and watched some gay porn (Turd Burglers 3 - The Reach Around).

We sat next to each other and chatted.... and while he was licking my nipples, and tickling my ass, I explained to him my idea for a pedal powered wheel chair. Needless to say, he was quite impressed. It was novel, unique and had never been done. He noticed I was a visionary right away.

He gave me his private phone number and let me keep 2 of the midgets.

You can be rest assured that I will be doing some business with my good friend George in the future!