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Jman · 11-09-2004, 08:01 AM

What are the rules to get in the club ?

I think I got my first wings last night

Sosa · 11-09-2004, 08:10 AM

ezrydn · 11-09-2004, 08:20 AM

Rule Number One: You must be at an altitude of 5280' AGL (Above Ground Level). Note: NOT Sea Level!

Rule Number Two: You must be in an AIRCRAFT!

Many of us pilots got our "MHC wings" while we were still student pilots.

DISQUALIFIER: Fucking in some apartment in Denver does NOT count!

sickkittens · 11-09-2004, 08:24 AM

Rule Three: Others on the plane have to hear you in the bathroom doing it.

Jman · 11-09-2004, 08:25 AM

I was between Toronto and Winnipeg in a plane, in the dark in the back ;-)

Ross · 11-09-2004, 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by JMan
I was between Toronto and Winnipeg in a plane, in the dark in the back ;-)

Pimp !!

Phoenix · 11-09-2004, 08:34 AM

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Originally posted by JMan
I was between Toronto and Winnipeg in a plane, in the dark in the back ;-)

self pleasure doesnt count either

reynold · 11-09-2004, 08:34 AM

hhmm.. let me think about it.

Sosa · 11-09-2004, 08:34 AM

but were you getting laid back there or handjob/blowjob

Head · 11-09-2004, 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
self pleasure doesnt count either

DWB · 11-09-2004, 09:42 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
self pleasure doesnt count either

Shit. Take me off the list.

I was building up some serious Mile High Club milage. 15 more jacks and I was going to get a free domestic ticket with United.

n3in · 11-09-2004, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by JMan
I was between Toronto and Winnipeg in a plane, in the dark in the back ;-)

congrats

Babagirls · 11-09-2004, 09:44 AM

i had the chance once, but those bathrooms are so fuckin small

Ana Laura · 11-09-2004, 10:37 AM

Guys... just a warning...

ALL locked bathrooms at airplanes are easy to open from outside.

I was a flight attendant for 7 years.

panchodog's izzy · 11-09-2004, 10:40 AM

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Originally posted by Ana Laura
Guys... just a warning...

ALL locked bathrooms at airplanes are easy to open from outside.

I was a flight attendant for 7 years.

And did you use your super "locked-aircraft-bathroom-door-opening-from-the-outside" powers for good or evil?

Jman · 11-09-2004, 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
self pleasure doesnt count either

ROFLMAO

Funny thing is I think the flight attendant where suspicious for after a while they came in the back and sat with us. So we decided was better to drink our face off with them and joke around.

Gynecologist · 11-09-2004, 11:09 AM

Flight attendent has to pound her fists on the bathroom door while you are fucking.

DutchTeenCash · 11-09-2004, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by JMan
ROFLMAO

Funny thing is I think the flight attendant where suspicious for after a while they came in the back and sat with us. So we decided was better to drink our face off with them and joke around.

lol yeah cover with your jacket works better

swami · 11-09-2004, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Shit. Take me off the list.

I was building up some serious Mile High Club milage. 15 more jacks and I was going to get a free domestic ticket with United.

Ana Laura · 11-09-2004, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by panchodog's izzy
And did you use your super "locked-aircraft-bathroom-door-opening-from-the-outside" powers for good or evil?

Honestly, when it happened and there was not line, I let them enjoy. If there was a line, yeap, I knocked very loud, so people outside wouldnt hear. But other co workers loved opening the doors just to crack up afterwards at the hotel.

Odie · 11-09-2004, 11:47 AM

good for you Jman!! I almost joined it once..hmmm...

try again on the way back!!!

Dirty D · 11-09-2004, 11:51 AM

Rule #4:

You must make celebration faces to yourself in the bathroom Mirror!

I have a notches on my MHC Passport - good times!

Ana Laura · 11-09-2004, 11:55 AM

Rule #5

You must tell the inmigration officer.

panchodog's izzy · 11-09-2004, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by Ana Laura
Rule #5

You must tell the inmigration officer.

You kinky devil, you...

JFK · 11-09-2004, 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
self pleasure doesnt count either

FUCK...............now you tell me

pornguy · 11-09-2004, 12:54 PM

Been a member of that club since I was 17.

It was the girl that worked the counter at the fbo.

She was a cutie.

steve90 · 11-09-2004, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
self pleasure doesnt count either

shit! I thought i had found a loop hole

mardigras · 11-09-2004, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by Ana Laura
Rule #5

You must tell the inmigration officer.

Well you don't want to get caught in a lie if they ask you if you have anything to declare

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11-09-2004, 08:25 AM	#5
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11-09-2004, 08:34 AM	#8
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