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  • Jman
    Already an AI veteran
    • Sep 2003
    • 22838

    #1

    Mile High Club!!!

    What are the rules to get in the club ?

    I think I got my first wings last night
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  • Sosa
    In Tushy Land
    • Oct 2002
    • 40149

    #2

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    • ezrydn
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2004
      • 695

      #3
      Rule Number One: You must be at an altitude of 5280' AGL (Above Ground Level). Note: NOT Sea Level!

      Rule Number Two: You must be in an AIRCRAFT!

      Many of us pilots got our "MHC wings" while we were still student pilots.

      DISQUALIFIER: Fucking in some apartment in Denver does NOT count!

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      • sickkittens
        I am a meat popsicle.
        • Jul 2002
        • 25100

        #4
        Rule Three: Others on the plane have to hear you in the bathroom doing it.

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        • Jman
          Already an AI veteran
          • Sep 2003
          • 22838

          #5
          I was between Toronto and Winnipeg in a plane, in the dark in the back ;-)
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          • Ross
            Ik ben een aap
            • Sep 2002
            • 18874

            #6
            Originally posted by JMan
            I was between Toronto and Winnipeg in a plane, in the dark in the back ;-)
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            • Phoenix
              BACON BACON BACON
              • Nov 2002
              • 35475

              #7
              Originally posted by JMan
              I was between Toronto and Winnipeg in a plane, in the dark in the back ;-)
              self pleasure doesnt count either
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              • reynold
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2002
                • 51271

                #8
                hhmm.. let me think about it.

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                • Sosa
                  In Tushy Land
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 40149

                  #9
                  but were you getting laid back there or handjob/blowjob

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                  • Head
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 8278

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Phoenix
                    self pleasure doesnt count either

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                    • DWB
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 31779

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Phoenix
                      self pleasure doesnt count either
                      Shit. Take me off the list.

                      I was building up some serious Mile High Club milage. 15 more jacks and I was going to get a free domestic ticket with United.

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                      • n3in
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1377

                        #12
                        Originally posted by JMan
                        I was between Toronto and Winnipeg in a plane, in the dark in the back ;-)
                        congrats
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                        • Babagirls
                          Text Writer
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 18812

                          #13
                          i had the chance once, but those bathrooms are so fuckin small




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                          • Ana Laura
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 324

                            #14
                            Guys... just a warning...

                            ALL locked bathrooms at airplanes are easy to open from outside.

                            I was a flight attendant for 7 years.

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                            • panchodog's izzy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 335

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Ana Laura
                              Guys... just a warning...

                              ALL locked bathrooms at airplanes are easy to open from outside.

                              I was a flight attendant for 7 years.
                              And did you use your super "locked-aircraft-bathroom-door-opening-from-the-outside" powers for good or evil?


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                              • Jman
                                Already an AI veteran
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 22838

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Phoenix
                                self pleasure doesnt count either
                                ROFLMAO

                                Funny thing is I think the flight attendant where suspicious for after a while they came in the back and sat with us. So we decided was better to drink our face off with them and joke around.
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                                • Gynecologist
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2004
                                  • 2184

                                  #17
                                  Flight attendent has to pound her fists on the bathroom door while you are fucking.

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                                  • DutchTeenCash
                                    I like Dutch Girls
                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 21684

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JMan
                                    ROFLMAO

                                    Funny thing is I think the flight attendant where suspicious for after a while they came in the back and sat with us. So we decided was better to drink our face off with them and joke around.
                                    lol yeah cover with your jacket works better

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                                    • swami
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 1989

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                      Shit. Take me off the list.

                                      I was building up some serious Mile High Club milage. 15 more jacks and I was going to get a free domestic ticket with United.

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                                      • Ana Laura
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2004
                                        • 324

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by panchodog's izzy
                                        And did you use your super "locked-aircraft-bathroom-door-opening-from-the-outside" powers for good or evil?


                                        Honestly, when it happened and there was not line, I let them enjoy. If there was a line, yeap, I knocked very loud, so people outside wouldnt hear. But other co workers loved opening the doors just to crack up afterwards at the hotel.

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                                        • Odie
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 7040

                                          #21
                                          good for you Jman!! I almost joined it once..hmmm...

                                          try again on the way back!!!
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                                          • Dirty D
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2002
                                            • 4044

                                            #22
                                            Rule #4:

                                            You must make celebration faces to yourself in the bathroom Mirror!






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                                            • Ana Laura
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2004
                                              • 324

                                              #23
                                              Rule #5

                                              You must tell the inmigration officer.

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                                              • panchodog's izzy
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2004
                                                • 335

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Ana Laura
                                                Rule #5

                                                You must tell the inmigration officer.

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                                                • JFK
                                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 67373

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                  self pleasure doesnt count either
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                                                  • pornguy
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 62912

                                                    #26
                                                    Been a member of that club since I was 17.


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                                                    • steve90
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 2397

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                      self pleasure doesnt count either
                                                      shit! I thought i had found a loop hole

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                                                      • mardigras
                                                        Bon temps!
                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                        • 14194

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Ana Laura
                                                        Rule #5

                                                        You must tell the inmigration officer.
                                                        Well you don't want to get caught in a lie if they ask you if you have anything to declare
                                                        .

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