Mile High Club!!!
 

What are the rules to get in the club ?

I think I got my first wings last night :Graucho

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Rule Number One: You must be at an altitude of 5280' AGL (Above Ground Level). Note: NOT Sea Level!

Rule Number Two: You must be in an AIRCRAFT!

Many of us pilots got our "MHC wings" while we were still student pilots. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

DISQUALIFIER: Fucking in some apartment in Denver does NOT count!

Rule Three: Others on the plane have to hear you in the bathroom doing it. :Graucho

I was between Toronto and Winnipeg in a plane, in the dark in the back ;-)

Pimp !!

self pleasure doesnt count either:winkwink:

hhmm.. let me think about it.

but were you getting laid back there or handjob/blowjob

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shit. Take me off the list.

I was building up some serious Mile High Club milage. 15 more jacks and I was going to get a free domestic ticket with United. :(

congrats :thumbsup

i had the chance once, but those bathrooms are so fuckin small :(

Guys... just a warning...

ALL locked bathrooms at airplanes are easy to open from outside.

I was a flight attendant for 7 years. :Graucho

And did you use your super "locked-aircraft-bathroom-door-opening-from-the-outside" powers for good or evil?


:Graucho

ROFLMAO

Funny thing is I think the flight attendant where suspicious for after a while they came in the back and sat with us. So we decided was better to drink our face off with them and joke around.

Flight attendent has to pound her fists on the bathroom door while you are fucking.

lol yeah cover with your jacket works better :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Honestly, when it happened and there was not line, I let them enjoy. If there was a line, yeap, I knocked very loud, so people outside wouldnt hear. But other co workers loved opening the doors just to crack up afterwards at the hotel.

good for you Jman!! I almost joined it once..hmmm...

try again on the way back!!!:thumbsup

Rule #4:

You must make celebration faces to yourself in the bathroom Mirror!


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I have a notches on my MHC Passport - good times!

Rule #5

You must tell the inmigration officer. :Graucho

You kinky devil, you... :Graucho

FUCK...............now you tell me :(

Been a member of that club since I was 17.


It was the girl that worked the counter at the fbo.

She was a cutie.

shit! I thought i had found a loop hole

Well you don't want to get caught in a lie if they ask you if you have anything to declare:winkwink: