Lensman

http://www.nationalpost.com/news/nat...06/686798.html

Gary

Nah, we got a great welfare system. Work is discouraged.

Amputate Your Head

Jenna was just on the news. Is she Canadian?

Gary

Well, im sure we have one or 2 Jenna's up here. I mean, out of 30 million people, you gotta figure the odds favor it.

CDSmith

Makes you wonder don't it?
http://www.fyilondon.com/cgi-bin/niv...41520.html&a=1
Article about the Ontario Provincial Police (OPP) and about 100 other provincial government workers, but I think they've charged/reprimanded/dismissed many many more since this article.

btw,
Are we still calling New Brunswick a Province?

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Amputate Your Head

New Brunswick? I thought that was the bowling alley manufacturer...

MrBrian

haha my favorite was when the damn french truck drivers went on strike for being overworked! they were bitching about working 35 hours a week....GFY!

Gary

Well, thats 35 hours a week more than the rest of Quebec.

Amputate Your Head

Quebec is that place that's got french people that think they're their own country isn't it?

Gary

Ya, they still want the rest of Canada to pay for their welfare, but they want their own flag.

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hahah I like the OPP They let me off on a Speeding ticket when i was going over the Speed limit By 70 Kilometers and hour ahahah

I told the Women Cop it was our normal Speedlimit Back home and i just forgot to
slow down cuase i was To used to going that fast she gave me a break and i only got a $20 dollar ticket as oppsed to a big one haha

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Yeah ... Quebec has been trying to separate from the rest of Canada for years now ...

Newfoundlanders are all for it too ... It would make the drive to Toronto 11 hours shorter !!!

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magnatique

Fuck ya Gary, Quebec is better than the rest of Canada :P

although I couldn't care less if we're still in or out hehe :P

you guyz are just jaleous our chicks are hotter than yours ROFL :P

-=HUNGRYMAN=-

Magnatique may have something there ... I DJ'ed in strip clubs for 8 years, and fell in love almost every time a french girl came to town to work for a couple weeks !!!
These girls take fabulous care of themselves, and almost always had a solid gold personality ... a real treat to work with ...

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magnatique

montreal's chicks are the best

I don't really hate the rest of canada, just kidding hehe..

I have taken a trip arround canada... and I was surprised to see so little french in all the provinces which are supposed to be bilingual...

but I didn't care much hehe..

guess it depends where you go... cuz manitobans I found were a really nice group of people, really welcoming... so were albertans in Jasper,... fuckin nice place..

but toronto wasn't as welcoming, and vancouver also.... altthough vancouver is SO set back... people just take it easy there LOL

CDSmith

I once had a french stripper in Mexico back in the early 90's. My GOD we laid a lovin on each other for about 5 glorious days, she was amazing. (and according to her so was I)

I miss my french stripper from Longueil, so busty, blonde and fine she was. She had kind of a big shnozz, but I was drunk beyond the moon for the whole 2 weeks I was down there, so she looked normal. What a goddess.

I also had to defend some nice honeymooners from Quebec who were being harrassed by some guys from Toronto about them being "separatists". I had to tell ol' Toronto boys to fuck right off. They did, end of story. People are even ignorant on vacation, imagine.
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I french kissed a stripper once.

magnatique

that's the prob... people think that all french Quebec People are seperatist, and then treat them like they doN't belong in Canada... what do you expect them to do/think?

that's a vicious circle...


that's why I never get into politics... all I care is for the taxes to go down LOL :P


leave me my Montreal Girls, My Schwartz and my Welcoming People, and I'll be happy

Sticks

I have a Canadian friend of Chinese extraction, who came out to Australia back in the 70's. He originally came from Bamf, Alberta, yet had to learn French to teach in Calgary. Fuck, I didn't think there were that many frogs leaping onto the back of cattle in the stampede to justify that. I think he came out to Australia because of our lack of snow and French.

Back in the early nineties, I met this French speaking couple in Australia. I thought they were from from France,.. they were from Quebec. The wife could hardly speak English, yet was a teacher in Quebec.

I hope they work out their Anglo/French thing in Canada. Could you Yankees imagine having to learn Texan ( aka George Bush Jnr speech ) as a second language

Rob Roy

Did anyone read the whole article? Some guy "got in trouble for incessant visits to Web sites belonging to CBC"
What is this guy, a news junkie?? I can understand wasting much of the day at porn sites, or gambling sites, or e-bay -- but the CBC?? What's he doing -- trying to find old clips of Wayne and Shuster (now there's a reference only a real Canuck -- a real old one -- will get).
BTW -- if you hear someone speaking French and can't tell if they're French or from Quebec -- you don't know much French. The accent, voabulary, and even some aspects of grammar are noticably different.
CD -- ever get up to see the whales or bears in Churchill?

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Gary

Careful Mag, i'll drive my dogsled down to montreal and beat you with Mr brian's cat.

wiZd0m

<font size=6>Vive le Quebec Libre !!!</font>

Gary

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Wizzo

Of course not, why do you think we have so many "working" at our office...lol

kong

LMFAO! That was funny but sadly so true.

-Kong

mailman

RIGHT ON GARY

qubec is guy... their hockey team blows there language is CrAzY and they are total assholes.. plus you all smell like cheese

magnatique

hockey team sux ass?

Off course, they only were the Team that had won the most Championship for the last 50+ years... the Yankees only recently won more than 'em


OK, they DO suck right now, but can't deny they had been the best in there times


Sticks, Odds are that in our so-called billingual country you will get way more French Canadian speaking english than the other way around

wiZd0m

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Americians are so ignorant to anything outside their own border, it's ridiculous. Have you ever looked at a map? Canada is right above the USA. It's right there. In fact, it even touches it at some places. New brunswick is one of them. It touches the USA. Imagine that. Sheesh.

I bet most americans dont even know the number of provinces canada has. Come on, let's hear some answers. First one to answer correctly wins a car!

Oh, in answer to the topic question, NO. The middle class pays 80% of their wages in taxes to support the rest of us mooching bums. No wonder canada is consistently rated as one of best places (or THE best place) to live every year.

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Amputate Your Head

So then they don't make bowling alleys?

Gemini

Just the pins Amp... AMF ran them outta the machine side of business.

Rod

Juge: 30% of the canadians cannot tell al the provinces and territory that Canada have...and only 10% americans cannot tell all the states the US have...

hmm...

But canada is cool...especially quebec!

Et c'est très vrai que les filles sont TRÈS HOT à Montréal

CDSmith

Rob roy --

no, never been that far up. The Pas is as far as I've been north. That Clearwater lake was pretty cool, 160 feet deep in the middle and you can see all the way to the bottom.

Rod --
Who's providing your percentages??? Man you are wayyy off bro. "Only 10% of Americans cannot tell the states the US have"?? Are you NUTS? Probably. Every impromptu survey on the streets of any-city USA has consistantly proven that Americans actually CAN'T name more than one or two provinces at most. There was one survey done across a range of US cities on July the 4th of this year, and 1 out of 3 Americans asked couldn't even identify exactly what july 4th signified!! Approximately 20 Americans walking the streets of a city in Florida (Tampa I think) could not name even one province or the capital of Canada or name it's prime minister. The closest any of them came to naming a province was "Molsen" or "Moosehead". One thought that Ottawa was a province, so he got a point for knowing the word "Ottawa".

You will find that your %'s are boned big time Rod, and that not only can a very large # of Canadians name all of our provinces and territories, but we can name more states than many Americans. I would also hazard a good guess that we know more about world history than our US counterparts. How many Americans know all about the Alamo and Valley Forge, yet know nothing about the war of 1812 (where Canada kicked their asses but good)

Every survey of general questions about Canada and even some US things, when put to US citizens and then shown on TV has been downright funny. Even my American friends laugh at that shit.

I once had an American dude at a gas station in Orlando refuse to accept my U.S. traveler's cheque because it said in tiny print on it "Bank of Canada", yet beside the "$20.00" it also said "U.S.", but he kept saying "We don' take Canaydeean munny heer" DUHHHHHH!! I could NOT convince this moron that it WAS US money purchased in Canada!!

As for "vive la quebec", I agree, Quebec is a great province, and most of the people there are awesome. I have tons of relatives that live there, and I lived in Montreal for 2 months during the 76 Olympics, it was great (aside from the dogshit everywhere). It's not Quebec that sucks with big lips, it's the separatist extremists that bite the big one. Fortunately they are in the minority.
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Amputate Your Head

I'm just gonna stay right here in California.

NOTR

Kill the language laws.

Did you know if your a store owner your signs had to have french letters 1.5x bigger than the english ones. They have "Language Police" who go around measuring signs.

There was a lawsuit not too long ago Quebec VS Montreal Website Owner. This guy was running a business online and the language police demanded that his site shuts down if he didn't change his content to french. He did win but at the same time spent thousands on lawyers. Talk about unfair.

They should also kill the whole french is mandatory in College. If your in an English college I highly doubt you plan on sticking around a french company to wotk with.

To become a canadian citizen you must take an oral test. A major part of the test consist of naming each provice + territory. Maybe this explains why most canadians know where each province is etc.. But then again the US has 4x as much to memorize

as far as chicks go they cant get any easier they pratically walk around with a sign saying "do me".

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Sorry Dude, But you seem to forget an imporftant reality, there is 5 million french speaking people in North-America against 350 million english speaking persons.
This is why there are laws to protect the french culture in quebec from the colonial attemps of english loyalist from high-canada to assimilate the french speaking population.
Just look 40 years ago (hehe my parents where not even in canada at that time, nor was I even remotely close to be born) when on St-Catherine, every store was english and controled by a few english elite (Eaton, Simpson, Berks, GreenBerg, SteinBerg ... you name it) There as been tremendous discrimination against the french as a whole in this country (Like not being able to receive document ion french at your place of work in a fench dominated at 80% by french for exemple) and now that they are trying to take over their culture and assure it's survival (Not to end up like the people you guys deported in Acadie!) you can't stand it.
Well it's ok my imperialist, colonialist , loyalist, english friend, you can kiss the Queen rings all you want, this culture is assuming it's identity now and are more and more assuming it's autonomy.

The time is comming when you will have to treat this nation with respect, or else, the end of the confederation is near.
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CDSmith

Excuse my poor French, but what a crock of shit. Same old separatist rhetoric as what's been blathered about over the past 30 years or more. What exactly do your words here mean Wizdom? That 2 million separatists are gonna start a war if they don't get their way? Give me a break.

Listen, and listen good, from a guy that grew up in white-bread English Canada yet now lives in the heart of the largest French community in Canada outside of Quebec (St. Boniface) -- I have never complained about being forced to leard French (grade 3 to grade 10 mandatory), over the years I've known and befreinded tons and tons of French people, and in the 15 years of working in a French Catholic hospital (St. Boniface General) I came to understand even more of how the French value their culture. I consider myself to be a typical English-speaking Canadian in this regard, and I am very proud of Canada's French heritage and I'm proud to call old St. Boniface my home for the past 11 years.

What I am NOT proud of is all the separatist crap that has gone on over the years, from fuckers on St. Jean Babtiste day wiping their French fucking asses with the Canadian flag on Mount Royal to that Canadian shop-keeper mentioned above that was ordered to make the French words on his sign bigger than the English words, to the busloads of English schoolkids on a field trip having rocks thrown at their schoolbuses in the weeks following the referendum, to the fucking FLQ bombings back in 1970 during the October crisis. I was in the first grade at the time, and even wayyy out here yes it was a big deal. <a href="http://tetley.law.mcgill.ca/Octoberbook.htm" TARGET="_blank">READ UP ON THE OCTOBER CRISIS HERE</a>

I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have lots of relatives that have lived in Quebec all their lives, my dad is from there, I have friends there, many are of French heritage, and NONE of them want to separate. There is nothing wrong with valuing your heritage, nothing wrong with teaching your children what it means to be French-Canadian, but the rest of Canada will ALWAYS draw the line when people become disloyal ungrateful separatists and start causing problems for the country. Some people in Quebec wonder why they get little or no respect from the rest of Canada? It's because of all the shit and the whining and the stupid comments like yours above about us kissing the queen's rings for fuck sake.

You were defeated in the referendum (twice as I recall). Only children must whine and whine until they get their own way, sorry to have to be the one to tell you but sometimes no means NO.

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My statistics was for student in the US...student of high school grade 5.

Our graphical teacher told that when I was in grade 5.

Gary

Hey, if Quebec wants their own country, fine, but i'm not paying for it. They can pay for their own welfare state.

wiZd0m

You have to be kidding yourself, Quebec is the province who contributes the most to your welfare provinces of the atlantic and the rest of canada. Each year, Quebec is at a deficit of 6 billions in perequation (sp?) just because it is part of Canada. And for your information, Quebec is the 11th world biggest economy in the world, the population here can take care of itself

It is you my friend who holds the xenophobic language, equating a democratic movement, who is expressing itself in the most civilised manner (ie, referendum) with a couple of violent individuals 30 years ago who were posing artisanal bombs in mailboxes.

You seem to have forgotten that the margin of victory last time was less then 56000 votes. It is a really fashist discourse your holding, negating the voice of millions of people.

You know, everyone could have avoided this if Trudeau did not fuck Quebec when he brought back the constitution to canada, You guys missed your chances with "Meech" and Charlottetown", this whole issue is still a dead end, instead of a new confederation with our friends across the outawais river.



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