Man tried to convert lions to Christianity (pics of the idiot) - GoFuckYourself.com

Sarah_Jayne · 11-04-2004, 04:53 AM

Man tried to convert lions to Christianity

A Taiwanese man survived with only minor bite wounds after trying to convert two zoo lions to Christianity.

Chen Chung-ho jumped into the lions' ensclosure at the Taipei City Zoo in Mucha, reports the China Post.

Raising his hands above his head, he shouted: "Jesus will save you!" and "Come bite me!" at the two African lions.

At first the big cats, lounging under a tree, paid no attention to the man but finally they attacked him, injuring his arms and legs.

The two lions pulled back after the 46-year old man put his hands in front of his chest to pray.

After a standoff that lasted for about 30 minutes, zoo staff used water cannons to chase the lions away and calmed the animals with tranquilizer guns.

The rescued man was rushed to the nearby Wan Fang Hospital for treatment.

Zoo officials claimed Chen would have been more seriously hurt had the lions not been fed earlier in the day.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1163530.html

BRISK · 11-04-2004, 04:55 AM

Fucking non-believer lions. They will go to hell they will if they don't submit their lives to the Jesus!

Jace · 11-04-2004, 04:55 AM

only jesus freaks!

Joe Citizen · 11-04-2004, 04:56 AM

Evangelical Christians are mentally disturbed individuals.

enter » · 11-04-2004, 04:57 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Fucking non-believer lions. They will go to hell they will if they don't submit their lives to the Jesus!

I wish I would have heard about this. i could have paid the guy to paint a url on his back.

swedguy · 11-04-2004, 04:57 AM

Here's a video of the fucktard

http://wwwb.aftonbladet.se/vss/strea...sl age=ovrigt

Drake · 11-04-2004, 05:00 AM

insane

JayJay · 11-04-2004, 05:00 AM

Living proof that religion is a form of insanity

adamneve · 11-04-2004, 05:02 AM

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Originally posted by JayJay
Living proof that religion is a form of insanity

swedguy · 11-04-2004, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JayJay
Living proof that religion is a form of insanity

Lion Man
Bush
Bin Laden

3 perfect examples

Fred Quimby · 11-04-2004, 05:25 AM

hmmm,,,tastes like chicken

Bigwilly · 11-04-2004, 05:29 AM

i cant beleive this is real, he must have a mental disorder or on drugs

TweetyBird · 11-04-2004, 05:31 AM

that is one dumb man

WarChild · 11-04-2004, 05:44 AM

That's pretty classic.

It might even top the man that tried to snuggle up to a Panada bear for a picture, against the bars of it's cage. A Panda bear, of course being a bear, just grabbed his stupid ass and slammed him around a bit.

Dirty F · 11-04-2004, 05:59 AM

I want to beat the stupidity out of him.

gage · 11-04-2004, 06:07 AM

If only we could get Bush to try to convert lions and other dangerous animals we wouldn't have to worry.

mardigras · 11-04-2004, 08:40 AM

Christians have long been a favorite snack of lions.

NoCarrier · 11-04-2004, 08:42 AM

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Originally posted by Battuss
I want to beat the stupidity out of him.

mardigras · 11-04-2004, 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by swedguy
Here's a video of the fucktard

http://wwwb.aftonbladet.se/vss/strea...sl age=ovrigt

Am I seeing this wrong or what?... it looks like since the lions didn't obey the fucktard and "convert" one of them was shot (looks like dead lion toward last third of clip).

OG LennyT · 11-04-2004, 08:49 AM

Great news for a laugh today

Thanks!

reynold · 11-04-2004, 08:57 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Man tried to convert lions to Christianity

A Taiwanese man survived with only minor bite wounds after trying to convert two zoo lions to Christianity.

Chen Chung-ho jumped into the lions' ensclosure at the Taipei City Zoo in Mucha, reports the China Post.

Raising his hands above his head, he shouted: "Jesus will save you!" and "Come bite me!" at the two African lions.

At first the big cats, lounging under a tree, paid no attention to the man but finally they attacked him, injuring his arms and legs.

The two lions pulled back after the 46-year old man put his hands in front of his chest to pray.

After a standoff that lasted for about 30 minutes, zoo staff used water cannons to chase the lions away and calmed the animals with tranquilizer guns.

The rescued man was rushed to the nearby Wan Fang Hospital for treatment.

Zoo officials claimed Chen would have been more seriously hurt had the lions not been fed earlier in the day.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1163530.html

that's what he get for teaching lions not to eat meat.

foxylady · 11-04-2004, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Man tried to convert lions to Christianity

A Taiwanese man survived with only minor bite wounds after trying to convert two zoo lions to Christianity.

Chen Chung-ho jumped into the lions' ensclosure at the Taipei City Zoo in Mucha, reports the China Post.

Raising his hands above his head, he shouted: "Jesus will save you!" and "Come bite me!" at the two African lions.

At first the big cats, lounging under a tree, paid no attention to the man but finally they attacked him, injuring his arms and legs.

The two lions pulled back after the 46-year old man put his hands in front of his chest to pray.

After a standoff that lasted for about 30 minutes, zoo staff used water cannons to chase the lions away and calmed the animals with tranquilizer guns.

The rescued man was rushed to the nearby Wan Fang Hospital for treatment.

Zoo officials claimed Chen would have been more seriously hurt had the lions not been fed earlier in the day.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1163530.html

lol for that

Dcat · 11-04-2004, 09:12 AM

I guess the lions are atheists.

Manowar · 11-04-2004, 09:40 AM

gotta love blind faith

Sarah_Jayne · 11-04-2004, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
gotta love blind faith

well, after they take out his eyes he will be blind, anyway.

swedguy · 11-04-2004, 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by mardigras
Am I seeing this wrong or what?... it looks like since the lions didn't obey the fucktard and "convert" one of them was shot (looks like dead lion toward last third of clip).

It was just sedative/anesthesia ... don't know what it's called. But you know what I mean

pxxx · 11-04-2004, 10:56 AM

I saw the video yesterday, the guy is a moron.

Steve_NCH · 11-04-2004, 10:58 AM

You realise if this guy was American he'd have voted for Bush.

Speaks volumes methinks.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Man tried to convert lions to Christianity (pics of the idiot) Man tried to convert lions to Christianity A Taiwanese man survived with only minor bite wounds after trying to convert two zoo lions to Christianity. Chen Chung-ho jumped into the lions' ensclosure at the Taipei City Zoo in Mucha, reports the China Post. Raising his hands above his head, he shouted: "Jesus will save you!" and "Come bite me!" at the two African lions. At first the big cats, lounging under a tree, paid no attention to the man but finally they attacked him, injuring his arms and legs. The two lions pulled back after the 46-year old man put his hands in front of his chest to pray. After a standoff that lasted for about 30 minutes, zoo staff used water cannons to chase the lions away and calmed the animals with tranquilizer guns. The rescued man was rushed to the nearby Wan Fang Hospital for treatment. Zoo officials claimed Chen would have been more seriously hurt had the lions not been fed earlier in the day. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1163530.html

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BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	Fucking non-believer lions. They will go to hell they will if they don't submit their lives to the Jesus! __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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