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Sarah_Jayne 11-04-2004 04:53 AM

Man tried to convert lions to Christianity (pics of the idiot)
 
Man tried to convert lions to Christianity

A Taiwanese man survived with only minor bite wounds after trying to convert two zoo lions to Christianity.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/138154.jpg

Chen Chung-ho jumped into the lions' ensclosure at the Taipei City Zoo in Mucha, reports the China Post.

Raising his hands above his head, he shouted: "Jesus will save you!" and "Come bite me!" at the two African lions.

At first the big cats, lounging under a tree, paid no attention to the man but finally they attacked him, injuring his arms and legs.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/138157.jpg

The two lions pulled back after the 46-year old man put his hands in front of his chest to pray.

After a standoff that lasted for about 30 minutes, zoo staff used water cannons to chase the lions away and calmed the animals with tranquilizer guns.

The rescued man was rushed to the nearby Wan Fang Hospital for treatment.

Zoo officials claimed Chen would have been more seriously hurt had the lions not been fed earlier in the day.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1163530.html

BRISK 11-04-2004 04:55 AM

Fucking non-believer lions. They will go to hell they will if they don't submit their lives to the Jesus!

Jace 11-04-2004 04:55 AM

only jesus freaks!

Joe Citizen 11-04-2004 04:56 AM

Evangelical Christians are mentally disturbed individuals.

enter » 11-04-2004 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
Fucking non-believer lions. They will go to hell they will if they don't submit their lives to the Jesus!
:1orglaugh I wish I would have heard about this. i could have paid the guy to paint a url on his back.

swedguy 11-04-2004 04:57 AM

Here's a video of the fucktard

http://wwwb.aftonbladet.se/vss/strea...sl age=ovrigt

Drake 11-04-2004 05:00 AM

insane

JayJay 11-04-2004 05:00 AM

Living proof that religion is a form of insanity :2 cents:

adamneve 11-04-2004 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JayJay
Living proof that religion is a form of insanity :2 cents:
:glugglug

swedguy 11-04-2004 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JayJay
Living proof that religion is a form of insanity :2 cents:
Lion Man
Bush
Bin Laden

3 perfect examples :thumbsup

Fred Quimby 11-04-2004 05:25 AM

hmmm,,,tastes like chicken

Bigwilly 11-04-2004 05:29 AM

i cant beleive this is real, he must have a mental disorder or on drugs

TweetyBird 11-04-2004 05:31 AM

that is one dumb man :helpme

WarChild 11-04-2004 05:44 AM

That's pretty classic.

It might even top the man that tried to snuggle up to a Panada bear for a picture, against the bars of it's cage. A Panda bear, of course being a bear, just grabbed his stupid ass and slammed him around a bit.

Dirty F 11-04-2004 05:59 AM

I want to beat the stupidity out of him.

gage 11-04-2004 06:07 AM

If only we could get Bush to try to convert lions and other dangerous animals we wouldn't have to worry. :1orglaugh

mardigras 11-04-2004 08:40 AM

Christians have long been a favorite snack of lions.:glugglug

NoCarrier 11-04-2004 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
I want to beat the stupidity out of him.
:1orglaugh

mardigras 11-04-2004 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by swedguy
Here's a video of the fucktard

http://wwwb.aftonbladet.se/vss/strea...sl age=ovrigt

Am I seeing this wrong or what?... it looks like since the lions didn't obey the fucktard and "convert" one of them was shot (looks like dead lion toward last third of clip).:eek7

OG LennyT 11-04-2004 08:49 AM

Great news for a laugh today :1orglaugh

Thanks!

reynold 11-04-2004 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Man tried to convert lions to Christianity

A Taiwanese man survived with only minor bite wounds after trying to convert two zoo lions to Christianity.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/138154.jpg

Chen Chung-ho jumped into the lions' ensclosure at the Taipei City Zoo in Mucha, reports the China Post.

Raising his hands above his head, he shouted: "Jesus will save you!" and "Come bite me!" at the two African lions.

At first the big cats, lounging under a tree, paid no attention to the man but finally they attacked him, injuring his arms and legs.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/138157.jpg

The two lions pulled back after the 46-year old man put his hands in front of his chest to pray.

After a standoff that lasted for about 30 minutes, zoo staff used water cannons to chase the lions away and calmed the animals with tranquilizer guns.

The rescued man was rushed to the nearby Wan Fang Hospital for treatment.

Zoo officials claimed Chen would have been more seriously hurt had the lions not been fed earlier in the day.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1163530.html

that's what he get for teaching lions not to eat meat.

foxylady 11-04-2004 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Man tried to convert lions to Christianity

A Taiwanese man survived with only minor bite wounds after trying to convert two zoo lions to Christianity.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/138154.jpg

Chen Chung-ho jumped into the lions' ensclosure at the Taipei City Zoo in Mucha, reports the China Post.

Raising his hands above his head, he shouted: "Jesus will save you!" and "Come bite me!" at the two African lions.

At first the big cats, lounging under a tree, paid no attention to the man but finally they attacked him, injuring his arms and legs.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/138157.jpg

The two lions pulled back after the 46-year old man put his hands in front of his chest to pray.

After a standoff that lasted for about 30 minutes, zoo staff used water cannons to chase the lions away and calmed the animals with tranquilizer guns.

The rescued man was rushed to the nearby Wan Fang Hospital for treatment.

Zoo officials claimed Chen would have been more seriously hurt had the lions not been fed earlier in the day.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1163530.html





lol for that
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dcat 11-04-2004 09:12 AM

I guess the lions are atheists. :1orglaugh

Manowar 11-04-2004 09:40 AM

:1orglaugh gotta love blind faith

Sarah_Jayne 11-04-2004 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
:1orglaugh gotta love blind faith

well, after they take out his eyes he will be blind, anyway.

swedguy 11-04-2004 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras
Am I seeing this wrong or what?... it looks like since the lions didn't obey the fucktard and "convert" one of them was shot (looks like dead lion toward last third of clip).:eek7
It was just sedative/anesthesia ... don't know what it's called. But you know what I mean :)

pxxx 11-04-2004 10:56 AM

I saw the video yesterday, the guy is a moron.

Steve_NCH 11-04-2004 10:58 AM

You realise if this guy was American he'd have voted for Bush.

Speaks volumes methinks. :)


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