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				Hot new business angle
			 
			I don't have the balls to do this.  That being said, here is my idea.  Feel free to run with it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	Religious people have more money than they know what to do with, and are easy to fool. (most of them) Here is the angle: I have been chosen by God to be the ambassador to St. Peter. I can assure anyone a pass into paradise regardless of past sins. As I don't want to just hand these out to anyone, I am selling a guaranteed spot in heaven for $500. What would people pay for piece of mind? This could also work in reverse... Have an enemy? For $1000 I can damn him to Hell. Market this on Ebay... Link to your own site. Anyone want to take this and run with it?  | 
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		 you would probably be a rich man quickly, judging by the election results. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Yes, sounds like a great way to give them something of value.  Much like the value our president provides the American people. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 well ask youself  do you believe in hell? or  afarid of it/ 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Selling "spots" in heaven...  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i don't believe in any form of hell, or conventional gods....i would do this...hahahaha 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	just seems like the perfect idea to get back at jesus freaks for fucking with me in so many ways over the years  | 
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		 I can promise anyone a spot in Heaven for $450 because I outsource the job to Inida. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	So you are already out of business buddy  | 
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		 I sale Short Guaranteed Heaven 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I have the perfect domain to start this biz, anyone want to partner? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 You sound like a televangelist. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	They sell heaven all day long on t.v. for donations to their church. It's funny to see these guys show up in limos to their million dollar homes.  | 
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 dang I have telethons.com maybe we really should try something like this ![]() 
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		 I figure after a few people buy these slots and kill themselves to get there, My ass would be thrown in jail. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	I wouldn't do this, but it would be a funny way to make money. I am still searching for a way to make a christian porn site.  | 
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		 if they can sell land on mars, you can sell spots in heaven too  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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