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BlueFly · 11-03-2004, 03:09 PM

I don't have the balls to do this. That being said, here is my idea. Feel free to run with it.

Religious people have more money than they know what to do with, and are easy to fool. (most of them)

Here is the angle:

I have been chosen by God to be the ambassador to St. Peter. I can assure anyone a pass into paradise regardless of past sins. As I don't want to just hand these out to anyone, I am selling a guaranteed spot in heaven for $500.

What would people pay for piece of mind?

This could also work in reverse...

Have an enemy? For $1000 I can damn him to Hell.

Market this on Ebay... Link to your own site.

Anyone want to take this and run with it?

Marcus Aurelius · 11-03-2004, 03:11 PM

you would probably be a rich man quickly, judging by the election results.

xenigo · 11-03-2004, 03:16 PM

Yes, sounds like a great way to give them something of value. Much like the value our president provides the American people.

reynold · 11-03-2004, 03:22 PM

well ask youself do you believe in hell? or afarid of it/

AdultNex · 11-03-2004, 03:23 PM

Selling "spots" in heaven...

Quick way to end up in Hell.

Jace · 11-03-2004, 03:24 PM

i don't believe in any form of hell, or conventional gods....i would do this...hahahaha

just seems like the perfect idea to get back at jesus freaks for fucking with me in so many ways over the years

Gynecologist · 11-03-2004, 03:24 PM

I can promise anyone a spot in Heaven for $450 because I outsource the job to Inida.

So you are already out of business buddy

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-03-2004, 03:27 PM

I sale Short Guaranteed Heaven

President · 11-03-2004, 04:18 PM

I have the perfect domain to start this biz, anyone want to partner?

lietome.com

vivalaspam · 11-03-2004, 04:20 PM

You sound like a televangelist.

They sell heaven all day long on t.v. for donations to their church. It's funny to see these guys show up in limos to their million dollar homes.

President · 11-03-2004, 04:25 PM

oops

partner must have the merchant account!

site is up

President · 11-03-2004, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vivalaspam
You sound like a televangelist.

They sell heaven all day long on t.v. for donations to their church. It's funny to see these guys show up in limos to their million dollar homes.

dang I have telethons.com

maybe we really should try something like this

polish_aristocrat · 11-03-2004, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex
Selling "spots" in heaven...

Quick way to end up in Hell.

owned

BlueFly · 11-03-2004, 05:29 PM

I figure after a few people buy these slots and kill themselves to get there, My ass would be thrown in jail.

I wouldn't do this, but it would be a funny way to make money.

I am still searching for a way to make a christian porn site.

Scootermuze · 11-03-2004, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueFly

This could also work in reverse...

Have an enemy? For $1000 I can damn him to Hell.

Gypsy fortune tellers have been doing this for years..

BruceM · 11-03-2004, 06:20 PM

Good one lol

BlueFly · 11-04-2004, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gynecologist
I can promise anyone a spot in Heaven for $450 because I outsource the job to Inida.

So you are already out of business buddy

Yeah, but then you end up in Hindu Heaven... Can't even get a good steak there! Mine is worth the extra 50 bucks.

abyss_al · 11-04-2004, 04:41 AM

if they can sell land on mars, you can sell spots in heaven too

11-03-2004, 03:09 PM	#1
BlueFly Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: NC, USA Posts: 716	Hot new business angle I don't have the balls to do this. That being said, here is my idea. Feel free to run with it. Religious people have more money than they know what to do with, and are easy to fool. (most of them) Here is the angle: I have been chosen by God to be the ambassador to St. Peter. I can assure anyone a pass into paradise regardless of past sins. As I don't want to just hand these out to anyone, I am selling a guaranteed spot in heaven for $500. What would people pay for piece of mind? This could also work in reverse... Have an enemy? For $1000 I can damn him to Hell. Market this on Ebay... Link to your own site. Anyone want to take this and run with it? __________________ Now Taking Hard Link Trades BTW - NEVER use thexxxhost.com

11-03-2004, 03:27 PM	#8
Jeff aka NIGHTfall Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida Posts: 5,162	I sale Short Guaranteed Heaven __________________ Register Now For PimpinPays.com

11-03-2004, 04:18 PM	#9
President Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Honduras Posts: 383	I have the perfect domain to start this biz, anyone want to partner? lietome.com __________________

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President Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Honduras Posts: 383	oops partner must have the merchant account! site is up __________________ Last edited by President; 11-03-2004 at 04:27 PM..

11-03-2004, 05:29 PM	#14
BlueFly Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: NC, USA Posts: 716	I figure after a few people buy these slots and kill themselves to get there, My ass would be thrown in jail. I wouldn't do this, but it would be a funny way to make money. I am still searching for a way to make a christian porn site. __________________ Now Taking Hard Link Trades BTW - NEVER use thexxxhost.com

11-03-2004, 03:11 PM	#2
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	you would probably be a rich man quickly, judging by the election results.

11-03-2004, 03:16 PM	#3
xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	Yes, sounds like a great way to give them something of value. Much like the value our president provides the American people.

11-03-2004, 03:22 PM	#4
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	well ask youself do you believe in hell? or afarid of it/

11-03-2004, 03:23 PM	#5
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Selling "spots" in heaven... Quick way to end up in Hell.

11-03-2004, 03:24 PM	#6
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	i don't believe in any form of hell, or conventional gods....i would do this...hahahaha just seems like the perfect idea to get back at jesus freaks for fucking with me in so many ways over the years

11-03-2004, 03:24 PM	#7
Gynecologist Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,184	I can promise anyone a spot in Heaven for $450 because I outsource the job to Inida. So you are already out of business buddy

11-03-2004, 04:20 PM	#10
vivalaspam Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 283	You sound like a televangelist. They sell heaven all day long on t.v. for donations to their church. It's funny to see these guys show up in limos to their million dollar homes.

11-03-2004, 06:20 PM	#16
BruceM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 4,084	Good one lol __________________ SellHealth - Sell Herbal Sex Enhancers, HGH Releasers and more! Skype: brucemorrey

11-04-2004, 04:41 AM	#18
abyss_al LOOKING FOR TRADES Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 15,605	if they can sell land on mars, you can sell spots in heaven too __________________ EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com \| ICQ: 311329761 \| SKYPE: abyss.al \| AIM: xABYSSxALx