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BlueFly 11-03-2004 03:09 PM

Hot new business angle
 
I don't have the balls to do this. That being said, here is my idea. Feel free to run with it.

Religious people have more money than they know what to do with, and are easy to fool. (most of them)

Here is the angle:

I have been chosen by God to be the ambassador to St. Peter. I can assure anyone a pass into paradise regardless of past sins. As I don't want to just hand these out to anyone, I am selling a guaranteed spot in heaven for $500.

What would people pay for piece of mind?

This could also work in reverse...

Have an enemy? For $1000 I can damn him to Hell.

Market this on Ebay... Link to your own site.



Anyone want to take this and run with it?

Marcus Aurelius 11-03-2004 03:11 PM

you would probably be a rich man quickly, judging by the election results.

xenigo 11-03-2004 03:16 PM

Yes, sounds like a great way to give them something of value. Much like the value our president provides the American people.

reynold 11-03-2004 03:22 PM

well ask youself do you believe in hell? or afarid of it/

AdultNex 11-03-2004 03:23 PM

Selling "spots" in heaven... :1orglaugh

Quick way to end up in Hell. :2 cents: :winkwink:

Jace 11-03-2004 03:24 PM

i don't believe in any form of hell, or conventional gods....i would do this...hahahaha

just seems like the perfect idea to get back at jesus freaks for fucking with me in so many ways over the years

Gynecologist 11-03-2004 03:24 PM

I can promise anyone a spot in Heaven for $450 because I outsource the job to Inida.

So you are already out of business buddy :winkwink:

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 11-03-2004 03:27 PM

I sale Short Guaranteed Heaven

President 11-03-2004 04:18 PM

I have the perfect domain to start this biz, anyone want to partner?



lietome.com

:1orglaugh

vivalaspam 11-03-2004 04:20 PM

You sound like a televangelist.

They sell heaven all day long on t.v. for donations to their church. It's funny to see these guys show up in limos to their million dollar homes.

President 11-03-2004 04:25 PM

oops


partner must have the merchant account!:Graucho




site is up

President 11-03-2004 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vivalaspam
You sound like a televangelist.

They sell heaven all day long on t.v. for donations to their church. It's funny to see these guys show up in limos to their million dollar homes.



dang I have telethons.com


maybe we really should try something like this:Graucho

polish_aristocrat 11-03-2004 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex
Selling "spots" in heaven... :1orglaugh

Quick way to end up in Hell. :2 cents: :winkwink:

owned

BlueFly 11-03-2004 05:29 PM

I figure after a few people buy these slots and kill themselves to get there, My ass would be thrown in jail.

I wouldn't do this, but it would be a funny way to make money.

I am still searching for a way to make a christian porn site.

Scootermuze 11-03-2004 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueFly


This could also work in reverse...

Have an enemy? For $1000 I can damn him to Hell.


Gypsy fortune tellers have been doing this for years..

BruceM 11-03-2004 06:20 PM

Good one lol

BlueFly 11-04-2004 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gynecologist
I can promise anyone a spot in Heaven for $450 because I outsource the job to Inida.

So you are already out of business buddy :winkwink:

Yeah, but then you end up in Hindu Heaven... Can't even get a good steak there! Mine is worth the extra 50 bucks. :)

abyss_al 11-04-2004 04:41 AM

if they can sell land on mars, you can sell spots in heaven too :thumbsup


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