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HeadPimp · 09-06-2001, 08:16 AM

OK, time to get one of my sites publicly humiliated... Take a look at http://www.randyserotica.com
and tell me what you like, don't like, hate and should change to make some money.

Be brutal...

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Randy's Erotica

PeepNTom · 09-06-2001, 08:18 AM

I just love that salmon fillet background

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mailman · 09-06-2001, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Be brutal...

OKI I WILL BE.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that is some scary shit...

no offence

mailman · 09-06-2001, 08:25 AM

This is his ICQ profile:

Having lots of fun as a budding adult webmaster! My wife and I are looking for sexy gals in the Seattle area for modeling for our sites or for fun and friendship with us. Yes, we like involving other women in our lives and really love hot threesomes! If you are in the pacific northwest, drop us a note, we would love to hear from you!

Shit man hes all up into that FREAKY shit..

bwaaa

mailman · 09-06-2001, 08:26 AM

wait NICKABWAA is all up into ANAL mabey he will stop buy some time if he ever goes to seattle

HeadPimp · 09-06-2001, 08:26 AM

Better belive it man, the freaky shit is the
fun shit!
Now how about some criticism of my site?

[This message has been edited by HeadPimp (edited 09-06-2001).]

sike · 09-06-2001, 08:33 AM

now i know what my next nightmare will be about

Hunter · 09-06-2001, 09:36 AM

LOL
Is that a Man or Woman on the first page ?

I am not that drunk am I ?
nobody else wondered about that..thought it
was Michael Bolton .

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The Truth · 09-06-2001, 10:17 AM

Oh my god - that was disgusting.

ldinternet · 09-06-2001, 10:23 AM

Ooohh... THAT Randy.

mailman · 09-06-2001, 10:31 AM

HAHAHAHA MOCHo MAN RANDY SAVAGE

HULKAMANIA is and was the best, along side the bushwack brothers

HeadPimp · 09-06-2001, 11:53 AM

Thanks for the lack of constructive criticism.. Thought this board was cool, but now I see other wise.

Rocky · 09-06-2001, 12:15 PM

you just have to be more focused on what you are selling

the full page ad on the second page should be for BBW

and the focus is lost again when clicking on the More Girls link on your main page

Kimmykim · 09-06-2001, 12:21 PM

First thing you need to do if you want to make some money is re-work the site from a marketing standpoint.

Surfers don't click unless you tell them to and make them want to listen to you.

You've got pages of thumbnails with no ads on them, the ads you do have aren't necessarily relative to the subject -- for instance, the fpa in there -- your site a bbw one, and you've got a skinny chick on the fpa??? Try using an fpa from a bbw sponsor --

Your index page is way too generic for me as well -- erotica can mean anything and it's not really an exciting proposition the way you've laid out the page -- you need to catch the bbw surfers right off the bat and make sure they know you've got something for them. You also need to go ahead and get rid of the ones that aren't looking for bbw -- might as well do it on the front page, it will improve your ratios and save you some bandwidth. Take those counters off your index page too -- if you're on paid hosting you should have stats. Why give away front page traffic for nothing????
http://www.randyserotica.com/mainpage.html
This page needs to really pop if you want to do more than just get glances at it -- it's one of your prime ad pages and yours is almost blank on first glance -- don't put anything that makes you real money in a position that the surfer has to scroll to find it --

Your gallery pages need ads up top, not banners really but text links -- get creative here with the writing and get the surfers to click thru! I'd also take the time to put the large pics on html pages and get some ads on those as well.

Your job is to get the surfer interested in a paysite tour so if he joins you get paid. Remember that

tenletters · 09-06-2001, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HeadPimp:
OK, time to get one of my sites publicly humiliated... Take a look at http://www.randyserotica.com
and tell me what you like, don't like, hate and should change to make some money.

Be brutal...

Perhaps you should not have used words such as "be brutal" and "humiliated". You got exactly what you asked for.

Anyway...

You should really try and sell this program http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=4244754 on your site. It should make you some decent cash.

I also agree with the statement that you should use a BBW sponsor, on your full page ad.

Make sure you use the same background on all pages.

Trax · 09-06-2001, 12:33 PM

< SPAM >

Quote:

Originally posted by tenletters:
Perhaps you should not have used words such as "be brutal" and "humiliated". You got exactly what you asked for.

Anyway...

You should really try and sell this program http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=4244754 on your site. It should make you some decent cash.

I also agree with the statement that you should use a BBW sponsor, on your full page ad.

Make sure you use the same background on all pages.

< /SPAM >

really nice post!!

[This message has been edited by Trax (edited 09-06-2001).]

fever · 09-06-2001, 01:04 PM

Im sorry, but if Im not totally wrong you need to have sometinhg else then a fat freak on the pages. The first oage was enough for me to go far, far away from the site....Can be much people wanting to see her pussy (feel a little sick just by thinking about it...)

Sorry, you asked for brutal, and you got it!

tenletters · 09-06-2001, 02:16 PM

Trax, don't be a jackass.

All things considered... my post was just fine for this thread.

And considering that I was posting a site that is owned by the same folks that own this board... I don't think anyone will mind.

tenletters · 09-06-2001, 02:18 PM

By the way, Trax, if you are gonna attempt humor in the future... please only quote the "spam" part of the post.

JACKASS!

bryany · 09-06-2001, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hunter:
LOL
Is that a Man or Woman on the first page ?

I am not that drunk am I ?
nobody else wondered about that..thought it
was Michael Bolton .

I knew it looked familiar!!! LMAO

Gary · 09-06-2001, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tenletters:
Trax, don't be a jackass.

All things considered... my post was just fine for this thread.

And considering that I was posting a site that is owned by the same folks that own this board... I don't think anyone will mind.

Sweet so we can spam our referal codes on any thread we like as long as its for a program owned by Lensman. Excellant.

Eric · 09-06-2001, 04:30 PM

I don't know about even a BBW converting... Maybe a BUW.... Or maybe a Sick Pics sponser. Maybe a "chicks hit the face with a frying pan" sponser would work better. I am not sure...

GO FOR THE EYES BOOO!!!!!

Wizzo · 09-06-2001, 04:34 PM

Eric is just mad that Lensman caught him in the bathroom surfing Randy's site on his PDA.

Wierd Stuff...

tenletters · 09-06-2001, 06:08 PM

Gary... the sponsor is fitting for this thread... maybe I'm not getting to you on this...

Why would someone want to buy the internet eraser program? come on think!

Hey Trax... YOU JACKASS!

Eric · 09-06-2001, 06:36 PM

Wizzo you know that was your PDA I was looking at and I was just wondering what the TOP favorite place was!!! Sick fucker!!!

09-06-2001, 08:16 AM	#1
HeadPimp Bad Mo-Fo Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,772	Flog my site please! OK, time to get one of my sites publicly humiliated... Take a look at http://www.randyserotica.com and tell me what you like, don't like, hate and should change to make some money. Be brutal... ------------------ Randy's Erotica

09-06-2001, 08:18 AM	#2
PeepNTom Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: yer freakin window Posts: 275	I just love that salmon fillet background ------------------ PeepNToms ShemalesTGP

09-06-2001, 08:25 AM	#4
mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	This is his ICQ profile: Having lots of fun as a budding adult webmaster! My wife and I are looking for sexy gals in the Seattle area for modeling for our sites or for fun and friendship with us. Yes, we like involving other women in our lives and really love hot threesomes! If you are in the pacific northwest, drop us a note, we would love to hear from you! Shit man hes all up into that FREAKY shit.. bwaaa

09-06-2001, 08:26 AM	#5
mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	wait NICKABWAA is all up into ANAL mabey he will stop buy some time if he ever goes to seattle

09-06-2001, 08:33 AM	#7
sike Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: belgium Posts: 30	now i know what my next nightmare will be about

09-06-2001, 09:36 AM	#8
Hunter Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: just above you Posts: 283	LOL Is that a Man or Woman on the first page ? I am not that drunk am I ? nobody else wondered about that..thought it was Michael Bolton . ------------------ Get a head start in the Porn Biz Easy Porn Money Start your own porn site and make lot's of $$$ freenetpass.com The Best in AVS

09-06-2001, 10:17 AM	#9
The Truth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: U.S.of A. Posts: 920	Oh my god - that was disgusting.

09-06-2001, 10:23 AM	#10
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Ooohh... THAT Randy.

09-06-2001, 10:31 AM	#11
mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	HAHAHAHA MOCHo MAN RANDY SAVAGE HULKAMANIA is and was the best, along side the bushwack brothers

09-06-2001, 11:53 AM	#12
HeadPimp Bad Mo-Fo Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,772	Thanks for the lack of constructive criticism.. Thought this board was cool, but now I see other wise.

09-06-2001, 12:15 PM	#13
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	you just have to be more focused on what you are selling the full page ad on the second page should be for BBW and the focus is lost again when clicking on the More Girls link on your main page

09-06-2001, 12:21 PM	#14
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	First thing you need to do if you want to make some money is re-work the site from a marketing standpoint. Surfers don't click unless you tell them to and make them want to listen to you. You've got pages of thumbnails with no ads on them, the ads you do have aren't necessarily relative to the subject -- for instance, the fpa in there -- your site a bbw one, and you've got a skinny chick on the fpa??? Try using an fpa from a bbw sponsor -- Your index page is way too generic for me as well -- erotica can mean anything and it's not really an exciting proposition the way you've laid out the page -- you need to catch the bbw surfers right off the bat and make sure they know you've got something for them. You also need to go ahead and get rid of the ones that aren't looking for bbw -- might as well do it on the front page, it will improve your ratios and save you some bandwidth. Take those counters off your index page too -- if you're on paid hosting you should have stats. Why give away front page traffic for nothing???? http://www.randyserotica.com/mainpage.html This page needs to really pop if you want to do more than just get glances at it -- it's one of your prime ad pages and yours is almost blank on first glance -- don't put anything that makes you real money in a position that the surfer has to scroll to find it -- Your gallery pages need ads up top, not banners really but text links -- get creative here with the writing and get the surfers to click thru! I'd also take the time to put the large pics on html pages and get some ads on those as well. Your job is to get the surfer interested in a paysite tour so if he joins you get paid. Remember that

09-06-2001, 01:04 PM	#17
fever Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 228	Im sorry, but if Im not totally wrong you need to have sometinhg else then a fat freak on the pages. The first oage was enough for me to go far, far away from the site....Can be much people wanting to see her pussy (feel a little sick just by thinking about it...) Sorry, you asked for brutal, and you got it!

09-06-2001, 02:16 PM	#18
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	Trax, don't be a jackass. All things considered... my post was just fine for this thread. And considering that I was posting a site that is owned by the same folks that own this board... I don't think anyone will mind.

09-06-2001, 02:18 PM	#19
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	By the way, Trax, if you are gonna attempt humor in the future... please only quote the "spam" part of the post. JACKASS!

09-06-2001, 04:30 PM	#22
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	I don't know about even a BBW converting... Maybe a BUW.... Or maybe a Sick Pics sponser. Maybe a "chicks hit the face with a frying pan" sponser would work better. I am not sure... GO FOR THE EYES BOOO!!!!!

09-06-2001, 04:34 PM	#23
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	Eric is just mad that Lensman caught him in the bathroom surfing Randy's site on his PDA. Wierd Stuff...

09-06-2001, 06:08 PM	#24
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	Gary... the sponsor is fitting for this thread... maybe I'm not getting to you on this... Why would someone want to buy the internet eraser program? come on think! Hey Trax... YOU JACKASS!

09-06-2001, 06:36 PM	#25
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Wizzo you know that was your PDA I was looking at and I was just wondering what the TOP favorite place was!!! Sick fucker!!!