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StuartD · 11-01-2004, 08:41 AM

Dan Rather of CBS news was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when
Rather turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk, I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers.
Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said
to Rather, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know" said Rather, "How about politics?
Should we keep Bush as president or elect Kerry?"

"OK" said Little Tommy, "That could be an interesting topic but let me
ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out flat pattys,
and a horse excretes clumps of dried grass.
Why do you think that is?"

"Jeez" said Rather, "I have no idea."
"Well then" said Little Tommy, "How is it you feel qualified to discuss
who should run this country when you don't know shit?"

directfiesta · 11-01-2004, 08:46 AM

sickkittens · 11-01-2004, 08:48 AM

Old (and updated) but still funny.

Dalai lama · 11-01-2004, 08:49 AM

11-01-2004, 08:41 AM	#1
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	Dan Rather talking politics Dan Rather of CBS news was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when Rather turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk, I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers. Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to Rather, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know" said Rather, "How about politics? Should we keep Bush as president or elect Kerry?" "OK" said Little Tommy, "That could be an interesting topic but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out flat pattys, and a horse excretes clumps of dried grass. Why do you think that is?" "Jeez" said Rather, "I have no idea." "Well then" said Little Tommy, "How is it you feel qualified to discuss who should run this country when you don't know shit?" __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

11-01-2004, 08:46 AM	#2
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11-01-2004, 08:48 AM	#3
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11-01-2004, 08:49 AM	#4
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