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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Sofa King Band
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Outside the box
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![]() Dan Rather of CBS news was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when
Rather turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk, I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers. Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to Rather, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know" said Rather, "How about politics? Should we keep Bush as president or elect Kerry?" "OK" said Little Tommy, "That could be an interesting topic but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out flat pattys, and a horse excretes clumps of dried grass. Why do you think that is?" "Jeez" said Rather, "I have no idea." "Well then" said Little Tommy, "How is it you feel qualified to discuss who should run this country when you don't know shit?" |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 29,677
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I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time .... |
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I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
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Old (and updated) but still funny.
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Strength and Honor
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Europe
Posts: 16,540
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