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Old 11-01-2004, 12:14 AM   #1
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it seems that every expensive car = small dick

so what car can a wealthy man buy that will NOT make it appear as if he has a small dick?
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Old 11-01-2004, 12:15 AM   #2
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It's called a mid life crisis.. Has nothing to do with having a small penis...
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Old 11-01-2004, 12:16 AM   #3
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so what car can a wealthy man buy that will NOT make it appear as if he has a small dick?
Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.
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Old 11-01-2004, 12:16 AM   #4
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Old 11-01-2004, 12:25 AM   #5
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Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.
exactly lmao
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Old 11-01-2004, 12:27 AM   #6
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Old 11-01-2004, 12:50 AM   #7
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if you're worried about people thinking you have a small dick then reality is you probally have a small dick
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Old 11-01-2004, 12:51 AM   #8
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Old 11-01-2004, 12:52 AM   #10
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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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Old 11-01-2004, 01:03 AM   #14
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Old 11-01-2004, 01:05 AM   #15
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Old 11-01-2004, 01:10 AM   #16
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Old 11-01-2004, 01:12 AM   #17
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Old 11-01-2004, 01:19 AM   #18
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Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.
Haha, that just about sums it up
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Old 11-01-2004, 01:20 AM   #19
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Old 11-01-2004, 01:23 AM   #20
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Old 11-01-2004, 02:06 AM   #21
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Old 11-01-2004, 02:24 AM   #22
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that shit just comes from jealous people, just take a look at the hummer thread for proof that poor people hate to see others doing better than them. Make sure to get a good alarm system since idiots will try and key your stuff
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Old 11-01-2004, 02:32 AM   #23
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Old 11-01-2004, 03:39 AM   #24
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so what car can a wealthy man buy that will NOT make it appear as if he has a small dick?
The question is do you have a small dick or not?
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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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Old 11-01-2004, 03:43 AM   #26
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The question is do you have a small dick or not?
lol, it seems he may have vanished from the thread..
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Old 11-01-2004, 03:44 AM   #27
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Any BMW will do. People won't think that you have a small penis, but will think you're an asshole.
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Old 11-01-2004, 04:03 AM   #28
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Any BMW will do. People won't think that you have a small penis, but will think you're an asshole.
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Old 11-01-2004, 04:07 AM   #29
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Old 11-01-2004, 05:41 AM   #30
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Use penis enlargement pills? i took for 1 month be4, not yet increase in size, increased sex drive , and when i do blood test the docter said some material is too much in my blood, it says might cause by taking too much medicine, so i quit taking it =/
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Old 11-01-2004, 05:43 AM   #31
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Old 11-01-2004, 07:12 AM   #32
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Use penis enlargement pills? i took for 1 month be4, not yet increase in size, increased sex drive , and when i do blood test the docter said some material is too much in my blood, it says might cause by taking too much medicine, so i quit taking it =/
lol... So they dont work? thought so.

Topic: Buy whatever car u would like. And if anyone says you've got a small dick, then just fuck them hard in the ass.
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Old 11-01-2004, 07:19 AM   #34
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