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buddyjuf 11-01-2004 12:14 AM

it seems that every expensive car = small dick
 
so what car can a wealthy man buy that will NOT make it appear as if he has a small dick? :1orglaugh

media 11-01-2004 12:15 AM

It's called a mid life crisis.. Has nothing to do with having a small penis...

MrJackMeHoff 11-01-2004 12:16 AM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
so what car can a wealthy man buy that will NOT make it appear as if he has a small dick? :1orglaugh
Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.

Marcus Aurelius 11-01-2004 12:16 AM

http://www.northernlightsmotel.com/p...le/weiner2.jpg

Persius 11-01-2004 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.
exactly lmao :) :thumbsup

Babaganoosh 11-01-2004 12:27 AM

My cars are all old pieces of shit and I am hung like a moose.

SleazyDream 11-01-2004 12:50 AM

if you're worried about people thinking you have a small dick then reality is you probally have a small dick

gangbangjoe 11-01-2004 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.

Manowar 11-01-2004 12:52 AM

the ultimate pimp mobile

Doctor Dre 11-01-2004 12:52 AM

Escalade or Deville

broke 11-01-2004 12:52 AM

http://www.cadillac.com/images/model...toExt8_med.jpg

Gynecologist 11-01-2004 12:53 AM

AMC Pacer=big penis
http://www.arcticboy.com/4_Seasons/2...s/pacer-06.JPG

FlyingIguana 11-01-2004 01:03 AM

bentley

FlyingIguana 11-01-2004 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
if you're worried about people thinking you have a small dick then reality is you probally have a small dick
:thumbsup

beemk 11-01-2004 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.
:1orglaugh

SultryMal 11-01-2004 01:10 AM

It would take some big balls for a bunch of guys to drive around in a giant weiner... i like it :Graucho

Marcus Aurelius 11-01-2004 01:12 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
the ultimate pimp mobile
I want to buy this thing and have it converted into a giant Jelly dong.

SGS 11-01-2004 01:19 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.
Haha, that just about sums it up :1orglaugh

nolaman 11-01-2004 01:20 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.
bingo

FreeFastHost 11-01-2004 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.
Agreed.

hova 11-01-2004 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.
amen

hydro 11-01-2004 02:24 AM

that shit just comes from jealous people, just take a look at the hummer thread for proof that poor people hate to see others doing better than them. Make sure to get a good alarm system since idiots will try and key your stuff :ak47:

Persius 11-01-2004 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by hydro
that shit just comes from jealous people, just take a look at the hummer thread for proof that poor people hate to see others doing better than them. Make sure to get a good alarm system since idiots will try and key your stuff :ak47:
:thumbsup :thumbsup

polish_aristocrat 11-01-2004 03:39 AM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
so what car can a wealthy man buy that will NOT make it appear as if he has a small dick? :1orglaugh
The question is do you have a small dick or not? :Graucho

Doctor Dre 11-01-2004 03:42 AM

Bently, Escalades, Deville and other big pimp rides = big dicks

Satisfaction 11-01-2004 03:43 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
The question is do you have a small dick or not? :Graucho
lol, it seems he may have vanished from the thread..

baycouples 11-01-2004 03:44 AM

Any BMW will do. People won't think that you have a small penis, but will think you're an asshole.

bizmak 11-01-2004 04:03 AM

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Originally posted by baycouples
Any BMW will do. People won't think that you have a small penis, but will think you're an asshole.
haha if that's any better...

flashfreak 11-01-2004 04:07 AM

just buy a mercedes and ignore the haterz.

getfreeze 11-01-2004 05:41 AM

Use penis enlargement pills? i took for 1 month be4, not yet increase in size, increased sex drive , and when i do blood test the docter said some material is too much in my blood, it says might cause by taking too much medicine, so i quit taking it =/

Doctor Dre 11-01-2004 05:43 AM

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Originally posted by flashfreak
just buy a mercedes and ignore the haterz.
Fuck that . I'd grab a BM or a caddy way before that

Violetta 11-01-2004 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by getfreeze
Use penis enlargement pills? i took for 1 month be4, not yet increase in size, increased sex drive , and when i do blood test the docter said some material is too much in my blood, it says might cause by taking too much medicine, so i quit taking it =/
lol... So they dont work? thought so.

Topic: Buy whatever car u would like. And if anyone says you've got a small dick, then just fuck them hard in the ass.

plyndrty 11-01-2004 07:16 AM

I drive a mini van Ford Freestar and I have a huge pecker:glugglug

Dalai lama 11-01-2004 07:19 AM

If he can afford a exspensive car he also can afford some penis pills

;)


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