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  • buddyjuf
    • Jul 2026

    #1

    it seems that every expensive car = small dick

    so what car can a wealthy man buy that will NOT make it appear as if he has a small dick?
  • media
    Confirmed Moneymaker
    • Apr 2002
    • 9853

    #2
    It's called a mid life crisis.. Has nothing to do with having a small penis...
    I'm here for the violence!

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    • MrJackMeHoff
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2004
      • 4569

      #3
      Originally posted by bdjuf
      so what car can a wealthy man buy that will NOT make it appear as if he has a small dick?
      Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.

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      • Marcus Aurelius
        No Refunds Issued.
        • Apr 2003
        • 14809

        #4

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        • Persius
          Tap into MOBILE!
          • Jul 2003
          • 11779

          #5
          Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
          Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.
          exactly lmao

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          • Babaganoosh
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            • Nov 2001
            • 15841

            #6
            My cars are all old pieces of shit and I am hung like a moose.
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            • SleazyDream
              I'm here for SPORT
              • Jul 2001
              • 41470

              #7
              if you're worried about people thinking you have a small dick then reality is you probally have a small dick
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              • gangbangjoe
                Ronin
                • May 2004
                • 17693

                #8
                Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
                Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.

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                • Manowar
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                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mdcq
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                  • Doctor Dre
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 51692

                    #10
                    Escalade or Deville
                    Originally posted by rayadp05
                    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                    • broke
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 4501

                      #11
                      Perfect Gonzo

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                      • Gynecologist
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 2184

                        #12
                        AMC Pacer=big penis

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                        • FlyingIguana
                          aspiring banker
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 10870

                          #13
                          bentley

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                          • FlyingIguana
                            aspiring banker
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 10870

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                            if you're worried about people thinking you have a small dick then reality is you probally have a small dick

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                            • beemk
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                              • Jan 2002
                              • 20829

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
                              Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.
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                              • SultryMal
                                Registered User
                                • Sep 2004
                                • 80

                                #16
                                It would take some big balls for a bunch of guys to drive around in a giant weiner... i like it

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                                • Marcus Aurelius
                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 14809

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Manowar
                                  the ultimate pimp mobile
                                  I want to buy this thing and have it converted into a giant Jelly dong.

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                                  • SGS
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 5176

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
                                    Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.
                                    Haha, that just about sums it up
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                                    • nolaman
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 1001

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
                                      Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.
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                                      • FreeFastHost
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 1588

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
                                        Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.
                                        Agreed.

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                                        • hova
                                          Traffillionaire
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 22430

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
                                          Dude thats just something poor jealous people say to make themselves feel better about their loser selves. Dont sweat it.
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                                          • hydro
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 4216

                                            #22
                                            that shit just comes from jealous people, just take a look at the hummer thread for proof that poor people hate to see others doing better than them. Make sure to get a good alarm system since idiots will try and key your stuff

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                                            • Persius
                                              Tap into MOBILE!
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 11779

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by hydro
                                              that shit just comes from jealous people, just take a look at the hummer thread for proof that poor people hate to see others doing better than them. Make sure to get a good alarm system since idiots will try and key your stuff

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                                              • polish_aristocrat
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 40377

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                so what car can a wealthy man buy that will NOT make it appear as if he has a small dick?
                                                The question is do you have a small dick or not?
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                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 51692

                                                  #25
                                                  Bently, Escalades, Deville and other big pimp rides = big dicks
                                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                  • Satisfaction
                                                    WootWootCash.com
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 10900

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                    The question is do you have a small dick or not?
                                                    lol, it seems he may have vanished from the thread..

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                                                    • baycouples
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 1341

                                                      #27
                                                      Any BMW will do. People won't think that you have a small penis, but will think you're an asshole.

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                                                      • bizmak
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                        • 10014

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by baycouples
                                                        Any BMW will do. People won't think that you have a small penis, but will think you're an asshole.
                                                        haha if that's any better...

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                                                        • flashfreak
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 4396

                                                          #29
                                                          just buy a mercedes and ignore the haterz.
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                                                          • getfreeze
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                            • 123

                                                            #30
                                                            Use penis enlargement pills? i took for 1 month be4, not yet increase in size, increased sex drive , and when i do blood test the docter said some material is too much in my blood, it says might cause by taking too much medicine, so i quit taking it =/

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                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 51692

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by flashfreak
                                                              just buy a mercedes and ignore the haterz.
                                                              Fuck that . I'd grab a BM or a caddy way before that
                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                              • Violetta
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                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                • 28735

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by getfreeze
                                                                Use penis enlargement pills? i took for 1 month be4, not yet increase in size, increased sex drive , and when i do blood test the docter said some material is too much in my blood, it says might cause by taking too much medicine, so i quit taking it =/
                                                                lol... So they dont work? thought so.

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                                                                • plyndrty
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 1477

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I drive a mini van Ford Freestar and I have a huge pecker
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                                                                  • Dalai lama
                                                                    Strength and Honor
                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                    • 16540

                                                                    #34
                                                                    If he can afford a exspensive car he also can afford some penis pills

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