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bogo · 10-30-2004, 01:28 PM

my tv wasnt working for few days,so i call the cable guy and he shows up and does a few tests and then he bangs on my window to come outside,sure enough,i see a 40 ft cable running right to my neighbours house with a splitter.
Few minutes later,neighbor comes outside and says *sorry,my daughter couldnt watch tv this morning,cause we have no cable*.,so i tell heim to f@ck off and get your own cable.

should i be pissed off at this guy and seek revenge or let it go by?

Fake Nick 3 · 10-30-2004, 01:29 PM

I am a loser

bringer · 10-30-2004, 01:29 PM

set his daughter on fire

Harmon · 10-30-2004, 01:30 PM

I'd kick ass and then extort $100 out of him.

Jer · 10-30-2004, 01:31 PM

Tell him "I love you" next time.

Fake Nick · 10-30-2004, 01:31 PM

hmm, I am getting to someone , I wonder why

Babagirls · 10-30-2004, 01:32 PM

get some money out of him.

thats fucked up.

Basic_man · 10-30-2004, 01:32 PM

Take a fuckin' revenge !

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 10-30-2004, 01:32 PM

fuck his wife and when you are done say

"sorry,I couldnt get any pussy this morning, cause i dont have a wife"

..let him know how it feels to have a neighbor steal from him

Tam · 10-30-2004, 01:32 PM

Make HIM pay the bill and let him keep it.... but make him pay it in cash to you where it is still in your name..... LMAO

chain · 10-30-2004, 01:45 PM

split the bill with him ever month

Manowar · 10-30-2004, 01:45 PM

throw a molotov over the fence

Babagirls · 10-30-2004, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
fuck his wife and when you are done say

"sorry,I couldnt get any pussy this morning, cause i dont have a wife"

..let him know how it feels to have a neighbor steal from him

LMAO!!! fuckin genuis!!!

Rictor · 10-30-2004, 01:49 PM

Do you live in the ghetto?

SinSational · 10-30-2004, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by Tam
Make HIM pay the bill and let him keep it.... but make him pay it in cash to you where it is still in your name..... LMAO

stealing cable is a serious offense in some states, so i'm sure the cable guy didn't let that slide and let him leave the splitter on.

mech · 10-30-2004, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by bringer
set his daughter on fire

bogo · 10-30-2004, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Do you live in the ghetto?

not at all..

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Originally posted by SinSational
stealing cable is a serious offense in some states, so i'm sure the cable guy didn't let that slide and let him leave the splitter on.

i wasnt really sure if they really do much about cable theft,although i asked the cable guy what to do and he told me he was going to report him.

jaYMan · 10-30-2004, 02:03 PM

http://cabletheft.com

Gynecologist · 10-30-2004, 02:05 PM

Was it like on cable theft commercials where a SWAT team comes in an arrests everybody?

infecto · 10-30-2004, 02:08 PM

Hmm I am not sure what this would fall under since he was stealing the cable from you and not the actually cable company...I know that people who just steal from the cable company can get probation to years in prison and a fine from a few thousand to million dollars.

iFliPcEss · 10-30-2004, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
fuck his wife and when you are done say

"sorry,I couldnt get any pussy this morning, cause i dont have a wife"

..let him know how it feels to have a neighbor steal from him

lol what a revenge!!! forsure he will not steal anything again from you

Alex · 10-30-2004, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
fuck his wife and when you are done say

"sorry,I couldnt get any pussy this morning, cause i dont have a wife"

..let him know how it feels to have a neighbor steal from him

Noice.

johnny1 · 10-30-2004, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by chain
split the bill with him ever month

i agree. no harm in that..get a booster on your spliter.

asuna · 10-30-2004, 02:11 PM

Send a big blast of power into that wire and fry everything that thewire is connected to

Fake Nick · 10-30-2004, 02:11 PM

The Heron · 10-30-2004, 02:17 PM

So wtf you had a cable just running from your house into his? HAAHA

MikeVega · 10-30-2004, 02:21 PM

it's a fucked up thing to do but i'd let it go..... there are bigger things to get upset about and you do have to live next to this guy...why have bad blood .... i'm sure he didn't intend to steal from you ...

baddog · 10-30-2004, 02:26 PM

kill him, problem solved

Sosa · 10-30-2004, 02:34 PM

get direcTV

BlueQuartz · 10-30-2004, 02:45 PM

revenge is uncool

just ignore the fuck - silence is golden imo - mental torture hehe

bizmak · 10-30-2004, 04:03 PM

dont get mad, get even!

Trailer Trash Videos · 10-30-2004, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by BlueQuartz

just ignore the fuck - silence is golden imo - mental torture hehe

Yeah either that or they think you're a fuckin pussy.

Just kiddin, man.

xclusive · 10-30-2004, 04:11 PM

Fuck it is it really worth your time to mess with him?

infectd · 10-30-2004, 04:41 PM

Tell him its cool .. hook the cable up to a vcr playing gay porn.

Fucksakes · 10-30-2004, 04:51 PM

I had a neighbour that did that once to me.. guess what..

I am with his women now

Crypt · 10-30-2004, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bogo
my tv wasnt working for few days,so i call the cable guy and he shows up and does a few tests and then he bangs on my window to come outside,sure enough,i see a 40 ft cable running right to my neighbours house with a splitter.
Few minutes later,neighbor comes outside and says *sorry,my daughter couldnt watch tv this morning,cause we have no cable*.,so i tell heim to f@ck off and get your own cable.

should i be pissed off at this guy and seek revenge or let it go by?

Next time , you just need to plug his 40 ft cable in a electricity wall plug.

I think he will stop this shit next time if he need a new TV each time.

Vitasoy · 10-30-2004, 05:28 PM

Ask him to pay your cable bill.

emthree · 10-30-2004, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by infectd
Tell him its cool .. hook the cable up to a vcr playing gay porn.

haha I like this one more, esp if he was doing it for his "daughter"

Warren · 10-30-2004, 11:31 PM

Call Jim Carey he might help

cosis · 10-30-2004, 11:42 PM

ass fuck his daughter

Marcus Aurelius · 10-30-2004, 11:45 PM

should have just asked the cable guy to photograph it and call the police. thats what charter here in gainesville does.

stev0 · 10-30-2004, 11:59 PM

Your neighbor is dumb... much easier just to take the filter off the box in your back alley and get free cable that way.

(I did some work with a cable company a few years back

)

BuckLover · 10-31-2004, 12:03 AM

Ask him to hook ya up!

phatzane® · 10-31-2004, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist
Was it like on cable theft commercials where a SWAT team comes in an arrests everybody?

lol theres one here in canada where a kid steals a chocolate bar and gets caught and the cops bring him home. next scene the dads bitching at him about "where did u learn this friends? tv? u didnt learn it from me or your mom" and the kids like "but dad, you steal satelite signals" and the dad and kid are all sad

LOL

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bogo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,982	caught my neighbor stealing cable my tv wasnt working for few days,so i call the cable guy and he shows up and does a few tests and then he bangs on my window to come outside,sure enough,i see a 40 ft cable running right to my neighbours house with a splitter. Few minutes later,neighbor comes outside and says sorry,my daughter couldnt watch tv this morning,cause we have no cable.,so i tell heim to f@ck off and get your own cable. should i be pissed off at this guy and seek revenge or let it go by?

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infecto Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,697	Hmm I am not sure what this would fall under since he was stealing the cable from you and not the actually cable company...I know that people who just steal from the cable company can get probation to years in prison and a fine from a few thousand to million dollars.

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MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	it's a fucked up thing to do but i'd let it go..... there are bigger things to get upset about and you do have to live next to this guy...why have bad blood .... i'm sure he didn't intend to steal from you ... __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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