caught my neighbor stealing cable
 

my tv wasnt working for few days,so i call the cable guy and he shows up and does a few tests and then he bangs on my window to come outside,sure enough,i see a 40 ft cable running right to my neighbours house with a splitter.
Few minutes later,neighbor comes outside and says *sorry,my daughter couldnt watch tv this morning,cause we have no cable*.,so i tell heim to f@ck off and get your own cable.

should i be pissed off at this guy and seek revenge or let it go by?

I am a loser

set his daughter on fire

I'd kick ass and then extort $100 out of him. :2 cents: :thumbsup

Tell him "I love you" next time.

hmm, I am getting to someone , I wonder why :Graucho

get some money out of him.

thats fucked up. :warning

Take a fuckin' revenge !

fuck his wife and when you are done say

"sorry,I couldnt get any pussy this morning, cause i dont have a wife"


..let him know how it feels to have a neighbor steal from him:glugglug

Make HIM pay the bill and let him keep it.... but make him pay it in cash to you where it is still in your name..... LMAO

split the bill with him ever month

throw a molotov over the fence

LMAO!!! fuckin genuis!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Do you live in the ghetto?

stealing cable is a serious offense in some states, so i'm sure the cable guy didn't let that slide and let him leave the splitter on.

not at all..

i wasnt really sure if they really do much about cable theft,although i asked the cable guy what to do and he told me he was going to report him.

http://cabletheft.com

:1orglaugh

Was it like on cable theft commercials where a SWAT team comes in an arrests everybody?

Hmm I am not sure what this would fall under since he was stealing the cable from you and not the actually cable company...I know that people who just steal from the cable company can get probation to years in prison and a fine from a few thousand to million dollars.

lol what a revenge!!! forsure he will not steal anything again from you

Noice.

i agree. no harm in that..get a booster on your spliter.

Send a big blast of power into that wire and fry everything that thewire is connected to

So wtf you had a cable just running from your house into his? HAAHA

it's a fucked up thing to do but i'd let it go..... there are bigger things to get upset about and you do have to live next to this guy...why have bad blood .... i'm sure he didn't intend to steal from you ...

kill him, problem solved

get direcTV

revenge is uncool


just ignore the fuck - silence is golden imo - mental torture hehe

dont get mad, get even!

Yeah either that or they think you're a fuckin pussy. :1orglaugh

Just kiddin, man.

Fuck it is it really worth your time to mess with him?

Tell him its cool .. hook the cable up to a vcr playing gay porn.

I had a neighbour that did that once to me.. guess what..

I am with his women now :)

Next time , you just need to plug his 40 ft cable in a electricity wall plug.

I think he will stop this shit next time if he need a new TV each time.

Ask him to pay your cable bill.

haha I like this one more, esp if he was doing it for his "daughter" :thumbsup

Call Jim Carey he might help

ass fuck his daughter

should have just asked the cable guy to photograph it and call the police. thats what charter here in gainesville does.

Your neighbor is dumb... much easier just to take the filter off the box in your back alley and get free cable that way.

(I did some work with a cable company a few years back :) )

Ask him to hook ya up!:winkwink:

lol theres one here in canada where a kid steals a chocolate bar and gets caught and the cops bring him home. next scene the dads bitching at him about "where did u learn this friends? tv? u didnt learn it from me or your mom" and the kids like "but dad, you steal satelite signals" and the dad and kid are all sad :(

LOL:1orglaugh